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  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 10:10:44 28,904 posts
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    Going through the zip/boxer hole is like rummaging around a gut full of gibs.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 22 Feb 2013 10:13:12 38,137 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Going through the zip/boxer hole is like rummaging around a gut full of gibs.
    Good lord man, what state are your nether regions in for that to be true?

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  • Phattso Moderator 22 Feb 2013 10:14:26 13,328 posts
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    Sweet jesus, do you hole-avoiding freaks put your head and arms all through the neck hole on a t-shirt, too?

    "Just 'cos there's a hole there, doesn't mean I have to use it!"

    You make me sick, all of you. You're probably the types that'll happily sidle up beside me and take a piss in the very next urinal EVEN WHEN THERE ARE HALF A DOZEN AVAILABLE ONES THAT DON'T INVOLVE ME GETTING SOME INCIDENTAL SECOND HAND SLEEVE SPLASHBACK!
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 10:18:35 15,914 posts
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    Phattso hangs around in men's toilets letting blokes piss on him.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 10:19:24 59,902 posts
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    In china, they spit on you.

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  • L_Franko Moderator 22 Feb 2013 10:20:28 9,694 posts
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    Phattso wrote:

    You make me sick, all of you. You're probably the types that'll happily sidle up beside me and take a piss in the very next urinal EVEN WHEN THERE ARE HALF A DOZEN AVAILABLE ONES THAT DON'T INVOLVE ME GETTING SOME INCIDENTAL SECOND HAND SLEEVE SPLASHBACK!
    Not only that but when people choose to sit next to you in the cubicle when you're taking a dump. Why the hell would you want to sit as close to someone as possible while they do their business? Freaks!
  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 10:20:57 27,981 posts
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    I like to listen for the plop
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 22 Feb 2013 10:21:41 38,137 posts
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    L_Franko wrote:
    Phattso wrote:

    You make me sick, all of you. You're probably the types that'll happily sidle up beside me and take a piss in the very next urinal EVEN WHEN THERE ARE HALF A DOZEN AVAILABLE ONES THAT DON'T INVOLVE ME GETTING SOME INCIDENTAL SECOND HAND SLEEVE SPLASHBACK!
    Not only that but when people choose to sit next to you in the cubicle when you're taking a dump. Why the hell would you want to sit as close to someone as possible while they do their business? Freaks!
    You let other men into your cubicle?

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  • elstoof 22 Feb 2013 10:22:34 7,304 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Anyone piss out of a leg hole? Solves a lot of problems.
    In a sense. I have my tailor make up trousers with what appears to be a third leg to accommodate my large penis.
  • L_Franko Moderator 22 Feb 2013 10:24:35 9,694 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    L_Franko wrote:
    Phattso wrote:

    You make me sick, all of you. You're probably the types that'll happily sidle up beside me and take a piss in the very next urinal EVEN WHEN THERE ARE HALF A DOZEN AVAILABLE ONES THAT DON'T INVOLVE ME GETTING SOME INCIDENTAL SECOND HAND SLEEVE SPLASHBACK!
    Not only that but when people choose to sit next to you in the cubicle when you're taking a dump. Why the hell would you want to sit as close to someone as possible while they do their business? Freaks!
    You let other men into your cubicle?
    Only when its cold outside.
  • Dirtbox 22 Feb 2013 10:26:07 78,152 posts
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    Calvins were the worst.

    There was no way to have an effective piss wearing them unless you dropped your dick through a leg hole.

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  • Moot_Point 22 Feb 2013 10:27:57 4,063 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    I do a handstand on top of the toilet and pee straight down

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  • speedofthepuma 22 Feb 2013 10:29:37 13,299 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Calvins were the worst.

    There was no way to have an effective piss wearing them unless you dropped your dick through a leg hole.
    Buy your own then.

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  • smoothpete 22 Feb 2013 10:39:34 31,506 posts
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    You non-hole users. It's like climbing over your garden fence instead of using the gate like a normal person.
  • kickerconspiracy 22 Feb 2013 10:41:04 495 posts
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    I had a twin-headed viper this morning. Pissed all over the bog brush.
  • LeoliansBro 22 Feb 2013 10:41:08 44,210 posts
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    More like stepping over a foot high gate rather than faffing with opening it.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 10:41:37 27,981 posts
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    Pete you know I love you, but you're wrong on this pee hole thing. It's not right Pete. It's perverse.

    Edited by Deckard1 at 10:42:21 22-02-2013
  • Moot_Point 22 Feb 2013 10:45:45 4,063 posts
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    You are meant to unbutton first, not thread it through!

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  • DUFFMAN5 22 Feb 2013 10:50:39 14,666 posts
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    Moot_Point wrote:
    You are meant to unbutton first, not thread it through!
    That's a moot point though

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  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 10:54:41 28,904 posts
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    What do you hole deviants do when wearing joggers then? Eh? EH?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Phattso Moderator 22 Feb 2013 10:54:48 13,328 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    In china, they spit on you.
    In China, in many places, we're all pissing and shitting in holes in the fucking ground. At that point whether you're a threader or are flipper ceases to matter quite so much.

    Add the splashback is worse. Oh so very much worse.

    \thousand yard stare
  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 10:58:14 27,981 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    What do you hole deviants do when wearing joggers then? Eh? EH?


    He's a stereotypical threader as it happens
  • 8bitMofo 22 Feb 2013 10:58:59 433 posts
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    Kneeling. A piss and a pray at the same time.



    Edited by 8bitMofo at 11:02:26 22-02-2013
  • smoothpete 22 Feb 2013 11:03:14 31,506 posts
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    Always makes me laugh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk
  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 11:12:16 59,902 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    What do you hole deviants do when wearing joggers then? Eh? EH?
    Hang around outside tesco then go and sign on.

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  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 11:13:40 59,902 posts
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    Phattso wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    In china, they spit on you.
    In China, in many places, we're all pissing and shitting in holes in the fucking ground. At that point whether you're a threader or are flipper ceases to matter quite so much.

    Add the splashback is worse. Oh so very much worse.

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  • Lukus 22 Feb 2013 11:28:56 19,105 posts
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    I like to edge my way backwards whilst pissing at the cubicle, see how far out I can get before I either get embarrassed or make a mess.

    That's not true. I just said it for attention.

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  • speedofthepuma 22 Feb 2013 11:49:17 13,299 posts
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    LOOK AT LUKUS!

    Edited by speedofthepuma at 11:49:35 22-02-2013

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  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 11:50:06 28,904 posts
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    Lukus uses the little boy one on the end.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 11:51:39 15,914 posts
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    He doesn't wait until it's free either.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

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