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  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 09:11:54 29,182 posts
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    Ok it's came to my attention in the last day or so, that certain members of the forum, deem it reasonable behaviour to use the little hole in the front of there underpants/boxer shorts to pee out of. In fact, shockingly, I have been mocked for not doing so! Now as we discussed the matter further, there seems to be quite a divide on whether this perverse behaviour is normal.

    So here we are. Do you, like me, pull your boxer shorts down a little and pee - or do you thread your penis through the freaky little piss flap on the front like some kind of pervert?

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Stickman 22 Feb 2013 09:13:49 29,664 posts
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    Stop saying thread!

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  • Dougs 22 Feb 2013 09:14:32 69,074 posts
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    Deckard shall now be known as needle.
  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 09:14:52 29,182 posts
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    You thread it through there! Like a bit of rope!

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • the_dudefather 22 Feb 2013 09:15:05 9,396 posts
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    I do a handstand on top of the toilet and pee straight down

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 09:15:41 61,056 posts
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    Deckard is still threading through the button hole.

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  • King_Edward 22 Feb 2013 09:15:44 11,467 posts
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    I mix it up.
  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 09:16:41 29,427 posts
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    "To pass (something) through in the manner of a thread"

    With Deckard here, you bunch of pecker threading deviants.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 09:16:51 29,182 posts
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    Ok I wanted to keep names out of this, but it's nick. Nick uses the pee hole. And Gremmi too.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Dougs 22 Feb 2013 09:17:52 69,074 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    "To pass (something) through in the manner of a thread"

    With Deckard here, you bunch of pecker threading deviants.
    +1. And for when the thread goes the other way, I sit down to wipe.
  • Spanky 22 Feb 2013 09:18:03 14,584 posts
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    Once you reach a certain age and your flacid cock becomes the size of a teenagers erection you can no longer snake through the boxer hole and zip and MUST pull your kecks waistband down and give yourself a direct exit otherwise you will trap a quart of piss in the pipe which will unleash moist satan in your trousers. Must've been a woman that decided a boxer exit should go out to the side.

    Plubs

  • chopsen 22 Feb 2013 09:18:24 16,209 posts
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    What the hell do you think the hole is there for, then?
  • smoothpete 22 Feb 2013 09:18:34 31,709 posts
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    Of course I use the trouser hole, because I am not a child or a spaz. FFS.
  • speedofthepuma 22 Feb 2013 09:18:43 13,310 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Ok I wanted to keep names out of this, but it's nick. Nick uses the pee hole. And Gremmi too.
    The same one?

    Edited by speedofthepuma at 09:19:45 22-02-2013

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  • chopsen 22 Feb 2013 09:19:27 16,209 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    a boxer exit should go out to the side.
    Erm, what?
  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 09:21:19 29,427 posts
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    I've got quite attached to Hollisters duds, they come sans pissflap so you have over as opposed to through.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • THFourteen 22 Feb 2013 09:21:40 34,254 posts
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    Or people who undo their belts to have a piss.

    Wtf is that about
  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 09:21:49 61,056 posts
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    Designers of clothes kindly put a flap *right* in front of your dick so you wouldnt have to look like a special when you go for a wee and this is how you people thank them? By hefting down your gear and peeing over the waistband?

    Animals. Fucking animals.

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  • Stickman 22 Feb 2013 09:21:51 29,664 posts
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    Spanky, sometimes the label goes on the side, not always at the back.

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  • chopsen 22 Feb 2013 09:22:18 16,209 posts
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    If you wear knickers and therefore don't have a hole, fair enough.
  • Spanky 22 Feb 2013 09:22:44 14,584 posts
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    My boxer exits are not centered. Similar front config to a pair of Y fronts. I'm trying to think of an illustration, one that doesn't involve cocks.

    Plubs

  • the_dudefather 22 Feb 2013 09:23:08 9,396 posts
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    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Ultrasoundwave 22 Feb 2013 09:23:16 3,397 posts
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    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Whizzo 22 Feb 2013 09:25:59 43,271 posts
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    The Boxer Rebellion takes on a new meaning in the 21st century.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 22 Feb 2013 09:28:51 39,362 posts
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    It depends on the boxers, some of mine don't have a big enough opening to comfortably fit my penis through.

    A couple though have holes only slightly smaller than yer mum's fanny though, so it tends to be easier than pulling my boxers down.

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  • Dougs 22 Feb 2013 09:29:10 69,074 posts
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    The flap is centre on mine, but buttoned. Fucked if I can be bothered with that.

    Is it about now where we mock those that can only go in cubicles?
  • mcmonkeyplc 22 Feb 2013 09:29:17 39,515 posts
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    King_Edward wrote:
    I mix it up.
    This.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • chopsen 22 Feb 2013 09:31:28 16,209 posts
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    With the ones with buttons I never do them up in the 1st place. I need rapid unhindered access to my penis at short notice at all times.
  • smoothpete 22 Feb 2013 09:31:32 31,709 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    King_Edward wrote:
    I mix it up.
    This.
    You're hardly an authority on the subject. I remember your no-handed pissing epiphany thread! ;)
  • Stickman 22 Feb 2013 09:32:40 29,664 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    The flap is centre on mine, but buttoned. Fucked if I can be bothered with that.

    Is it about now where we mock those that can only go in cubicles?
    You're the only person in the world who actually has the button fastened on boxers.

    Cubical pissers have tiny cocks. They can say what they like, we all know it's true.

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