Google Glass

  • Page

    of 2 First / Last

    Previous
  • kalel 20 Feb 2013 16:14:57 87,912 posts
    Seen 1 second ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    Kinda cool.
  • Feanor 20 Feb 2013 16:17:27 14,174 posts
    Seen 12 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    It's impressive how far along they are already.
  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 16:18:39 16,101 posts
    Seen 58 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    "Explorers will each need to pre-order a Glass Explorer Edition for $1500 plus tax"

    !

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • oceanmotion 20 Feb 2013 16:21:03 15,969 posts
    Seen 14 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    /taking a piss, looks down.

    Google ad - Evian Mineral Water

    You may be dehydrated.
  • magicpanda 20 Feb 2013 16:21:11 13,370 posts
    Seen 7 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Awesome apart from the fact it's voice controlled.
  • kalel 20 Feb 2013 16:22:24 87,912 posts
    Seen 1 second ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    I just love it when things that are strictly from the realm of sci-fi suddenly become reality.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:22:46
    magicpanda wrote:
    Awesome apart from the fact it's voice controlled.
    If I ever see anyone wearing them, I'm going to shout "GOOGLE GO SHOW IMAGES OF HORSE COCKS" and see what happens.
  • SClaw 20 Feb 2013 16:26:45 826 posts
    Seen 8 months ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    Worst invention ever. Dickheads with mobile phone in hand are bad enough already, but now you'll have pricks blundering along the streets with Facebook flashing in their eyes screaming at google to do things for them.
  • mrpon 20 Feb 2013 16:27:52 28,997 posts
    Seen 3 minutes ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    It's the future! I want some.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Murbal 20 Feb 2013 16:31:20 22,266 posts
    Seen 2 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    I don't wear glasses but of the people I know who do? *Always* losing them or breaking them...

    Also? Prepare to be mugged.

    edit: not by me though. Thought I'd make that clear.

    Edited by Murbal at 16:32:12 20-02-2013
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:31:28
    The quality of candid ass videos on youtube is gonna go through the roof.

    /thumbsup
  • Deckard1 20 Feb 2013 16:32:16 28,244 posts
    Seen 1 minute ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    I'll wait for the Ask Jeeves goggles thanks.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:32:19
    After watching the video, it seems that these will be useless for anyone who doesn't have either a wildly exotic career or a social life that sees them jetting off to go skydiving or snowboarding every other day.

    "ok glass, I'm in the office staring at a screen."

    "ok glass, I'm at home, watching TV in my pants whilst eating a twix."

    "ok glass, How do I cook this frozen pizza?"
  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 16:33:48 16,101 posts
    Seen 58 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    24 hour porn

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • TheSaint 20 Feb 2013 16:35:03 14,478 posts
    Seen 28 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    meme wrote:
    After watching the video, it seems that these will be useless for anyone who doesn't have either a wildly exotic career or a social life that sees them jetting off to go skydiving or snowboarding every other day.

    "ok glass, I'm in the office staring at a screen."

    "ok glass, I'm at home, watching TV in my pants whilst eating a twix."

    "ok glass, How do I cook this frozen pizza?"
    Maybe they could integrate the helpful element of the old Microsoft paperclip:

    "It looks like you're having a wank, would you like me to image search something for you?"
  • riceNpea 20 Feb 2013 16:35:56 592 posts
    Seen 1 week ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    Scouser - ok Glass Laa. 'ow do ay get ter de foowtee?


    Glass - error. please choose your default language.
  • Razz 22 Feb 2013 23:16:36 61,279 posts
    Seen 47 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    The verge Hands on:

    http://www.theverge.com/2013/2/22/4013406/i-used-google-glass-its-the-future-with-monthly-updates

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Steam/PSN/XBOX: Razztafarai | 3DS: 1246-9674-8856
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

  • Razz 22 Feb 2013 23:20:39 61,279 posts
    Seen 47 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Amazing read that, maybe if this takes off, in the future we'll have them in contact lens too. not as far off as you might think

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Steam/PSN/XBOX: Razztafarai | 3DS: 1246-9674-8856
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

  • superdelphinus 22 Feb 2013 23:51:15 8,074 posts
    Seen 1 day ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    First I've ever heard of this - seems properly future. Imagine sports and stuff with things like this.

    We'll laugh about how the first iterations looked though, in 20 years or so!
  • superdelphinus 22 Feb 2013 23:52:43 8,074 posts
    Seen 1 day ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    TheSaint wrote:
    meme wrote:
    After watching the video, it seems that these will be useless for anyone who doesn't have either a wildly exotic career or a social life that sees them jetting off to go skydiving or snowboarding every other day.

    "ok glass, I'm in the office staring at a screen."

    "ok glass, I'm at home, watching TV in my pants whilst eating a twix."

    "ok glass, How do I cook this frozen pizza?"
    Maybe they could integrate the helpful element of the old Microsoft paperclip:

    "It looks like you're having a wank, would you like me to image search something for you?"
    Ha ha ha
  • Blotto 23 Feb 2013 00:38:57 2,776 posts
    Seen 11 minutes ago
    Registered 4 years ago
    Not entirely convinced.

    I know it seems awesome but until either its cheap enough for basically everyone to have (eg Iphone) you're going to look/feel like a prat wearing it.

    It's only really useful if you're always wearing them, if you stick em on to check the time or google something then you might as well just use your phone.

    On the other hand. Fuck me it's cool.
  • mal 23 Feb 2013 00:49:00 22,605 posts
    Seen 8 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    If this takes off, I reckon I might buy a google ad which reads "You're a cock. Yes, you in the dorky glasses"

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Syrette 23 Feb 2013 00:49:25 43,595 posts
    Seen 8 minutes ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Yeah I'd buy one just for the cool factor.

  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 01:01:43
    I'd also question its actual usefulness. It's one of these things that only seems worthwhile outside of work stuff (can see it being ridiculously useful in fields like engineering or medicine) if you live a very particular lifestyle.

    Like the "easy ability to take photos and film" stuff and so on. The internet's already flooded with boring pictures from people who live thoroughly uninteresting lives that don't really need to be documented. Can only imagine how bad it'll be when they can take photos and instantly share them without even having to hold the camera or phone.

    Cool and all, but gimmicky to fuck.
  • Mola_Ram 23 Feb 2013 01:05:10 7,441 posts
    Seen 38 minutes ago
    Registered 2 years ago
    Would be useful to be able to look up directions without having to dig out a mobile, but yeah. Gimmicky.

    I still want one though.
  • Razz 23 Feb 2013 01:41:51 61,279 posts
    Seen 47 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    I'd imagine it'd be great for life blogging,. One example is,it could record your day like a real life DVR, and if you miss something whilst you weren't paying attention you could go back and check it. Might be useful in the classroom for this function. I can see it being useful in meetings/presentations, the teacher or host could use a hand gesture to send out notes or a presentation straight to your glass.

    Security services could use it identify threats, they look at you and an amount of data is displayed about you. Better be an irontight system or undesirable groups could hack it and label you as a threat!

    Edited by Razz at 01:42:58 23-02-2013

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Steam/PSN/XBOX: Razztafarai | 3DS: 1246-9674-8856
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

  • Razz 23 Feb 2013 01:45:17 61,279 posts
    Seen 47 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Cruising for casual sex? You install a specific app that tells you when someone else is nearby o_O

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Steam/PSN/XBOX: Razztafarai | 3DS: 1246-9674-8856
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

  • Razz 23 Feb 2013 01:57:10 61,279 posts
    Seen 47 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Also:

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Steam/PSN/XBOX: Razztafarai | 3DS: 1246-9674-8856
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

  • Razz 23 Feb 2013 02:01:50 61,279 posts
    Seen 47 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    :D Levar Burton (Geordi LaForge - Star Trek) responding to the #ifihadglass twitter competition :D

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Steam/PSN/XBOX: Razztafarai | 3DS: 1246-9674-8856
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

  • Page

    of 2 First / Last

    Previous
Log in or register to reply