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  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 15:07:59 16,539 posts
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    I'm still holding out hope for a completely leftfield naming choice e.g. PlayStation Handbell, PlayStation Brassiere, PlayStation Bumberclart.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Phattso Moderator 20 Feb 2013 15:09:15 13,947 posts
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    HisDudness wrote:
    It's also hilarious that some guy who signs up to be a moderator on a video game hobbyist site, and has made over eleven-thousand posts while on the job, thinks he has the standing to make a newcomer feel like a giddy tit for wanting to watch a console announcement after the fact.

    Beggars belief.

    Run while you still can Feral, there have to be greener pastures out there.
    In order:

    1: I don't feel I have the standing to do anything. I have an opinion, being a mod doesn't effect that. If I were a staffer then of course I'd probably moderate (pun intended) my tone - but I'm not, so I just carry on being the sour faced miserable dick I've always been for the decade or so I've been posting on EG. Do feel free to complain though, and if EG would prefer I stop modding I'll happily do so. Then I'll come back and hound you.

    2: Whether it's Apple users, NeoGAF spackers or here I firmly believe that people that watch, in realtime and after the fact, such events are more than a little crazy. Life is very literally too short for that. I think wanting the information is natural, I want the information too, but totally in realtime the day after and from people with the presentation skills of a deformed stoat? Nah. And as has been pointed out, people that defective can just YouTube it.

    3: He's not a new user, if you hadn't been rage wanking your way through my posting stats and checking his you may have noticed. And clearly he has a thicker skin than most. Kudos to him, I say. Although the passive aggressive "this is the difference between EG and GAF" made him sound like more of a crazy than I already thought he was.

    4: Do feel free to avail yourself of the same greener pastures, you holier than thou little shitbag.

    Have a nice day.

    Edited by Phattso at 15:32:22 20-02-2013
  • FeralUK 20 Feb 2013 15:12:40 17 posts
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    MightyMetalMonkey wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    What spoilers though seriously.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD ME HOW MUCH RAM ITS GOT YOU BASTARD
    Yeah! That's ruined everything. At least you didn't spoil whether or not it has blu-ray...

    Spoilers
    Haha, by spoilers I meant more 'shock announcements' like GTA5 next gen exclusive for PS4 / PS4 launches with FFVII HD / Sony stupidly decides to actually call it Orbis so their 2 consoles mean the circle of life in Latin...
  • LeoliansBro 20 Feb 2013 15:19:30 44,960 posts
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    FeralUK wrote:
    Sony stupidly decides to actually call it Orbis so their 2 consoles mean the circle of life in Latin...
    Orbis is the genetive dependent. Vita Orbis means Life of the Circle (or more accuractely life of the globe).

    /adjusts doctorate in classics and pedantry

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • MightyMetalMonkey 20 Feb 2013 16:15:40 600 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    FeralUK wrote:
    Sony stupidly decides to actually call it Orbis so their 2 consoles mean the circle of life in Latin...
    Orbis is the genetive dependent. Vita Orbis means Life of the Circle (or more accuractely life of the globe).

    /adjusts doctorate in classics and pedantry
    Ah Pedantic man, you've arrived! Did you bring 'Fact checking Lad' ?
  • beastmaster 20 Feb 2013 16:19:09 12,008 posts
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    One thing I know for sure. There may not be spoilers but come 11pm, there will be soilers!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • LeoliansBro 20 Feb 2013 16:20:10 44,960 posts
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    Fact Checking Lad is back in the PedantCave*, updating his wikipedia discussion threads.

    *not to be confused with the PedantOverhang which is not deep or large enough to be a true cave, nor the PedantCrevasse, which is open to the sky.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • riceNpea 20 Feb 2013 16:22:40 592 posts
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    oh my God i'm so excited for this that i'm taking one Viagra an hour until the reveal!
  • OnlyMe 20 Feb 2013 16:36:19 3,104 posts
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    Why do you need viagra when you're already excited?
  • BinaryBob101 20 Feb 2013 16:37:13 24,449 posts
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    megastar wrote:
    also my "ITK" contact (can't say so don't bother asking) who is extremely close to the consoles development from its very inception tells me that the console itself will be powered by a cable that plugs directly into your mains socket in the wall at your home!
    Nah, you daft cunt. PS4 will be the world's first electrically wireless conslol.

    www.TheGrumpyVaper.com

  • Razz 20 Feb 2013 16:39:42 61,661 posts
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    I'm really enjoying all these GIFs going around

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  • Armoured_Bear 20 Feb 2013 16:40:14 11,930 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    I'm really enjoying all these GIFs going around
    share!

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  • Razz 20 Feb 2013 16:42:16 61,661 posts
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    You've probably seen them all, but the ones in the Sony rumour roundup article on the front page:
    http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-02-20-playstation-4-everything-we-know-so-far#comments

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  • megastar 20 Feb 2013 16:43:02 17,197 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    megastar wrote:
    also my "ITK" contact (can't say so don't bother asking) who is extremely close to the consoles development from its very inception tells me that the console itself will be powered by a cable that plugs directly into your mains socket in the wall at your home!
    Nah, you daft cunt. PS4 will be the world's first electrically wireless conslol.
    I trust my source Bob, he would not lie!!!
  • Armoured_Bear 20 Feb 2013 16:46:16 11,930 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    You've probably seen them all, but the ones in the Sony rumour roundup article on the front page:
    http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-02-20-playstation-4-everything-we-know-so-far#comments
    Some of those are hilarious, love the shining one!

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  • LeoliansBro 20 Feb 2013 16:47:34 44,960 posts
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    I like the look of that controller. A lot.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 16:50:26 16,539 posts
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    NEXT GEN MINUS SIX HOURS

    PLEASE FASTEN YOUR NEXT GEN SEATBELTS AND RETURN YOUR NEXT GEN SEATS TO THEIR UPRIGHT POSITION

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • megastar 20 Feb 2013 16:52:40 17,197 posts
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    YEEEEEEEEAH!!!

    /gets naked

    /realises nobody else is naked

    /puts clothes back on
  • LeoliansBro 20 Feb 2013 16:53:13 44,960 posts
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    I'm naked.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • megastar 20 Feb 2013 16:54:06 17,197 posts
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    THATS IT!! LETS GET NAKED PEOPLE!!!!!
  • riceNpea 20 Feb 2013 16:54:38 592 posts
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    @neilka

    it's a whole different kind of flying...altogether.

    IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT KIND OF FLYING
  • kinky_mong 20 Feb 2013 16:55:09 10,868 posts
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    I'm naked from the waist down (I'm embarrassed and self-concious about my man tits).

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 16:56:07 16,539 posts
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    I'm nude and extremely turgid.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Razz 20 Feb 2013 17:08:27 61,661 posts
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    I'm doing a kettlebell workout in my boxers, sweaty.

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  • megastar 20 Feb 2013 17:09:57 17,197 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    I'm naked from the waist down (I'm embarrassed and self-concious about my man tits).
    Don't be like that, kinky. We all LOVE your man tits. Dont we everybody???

    ....

    Everyone????
  • mothercruncher 20 Feb 2013 17:13:41 7,880 posts
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    It better have BLUE LED'S or I'm not buying- everyone knows BLUE FUCKING LED'S > THOSE OLD YELLOWY OR GREEN LED'S.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 20 Feb 2013 17:17:51 39,790 posts
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    I want to see at least 3 different sets of "lifestyle" friends in white and beige rooms.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
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  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 17:20:06 16,539 posts
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    One of each colour on earth, plus one with no legs (keep him away from the shooters).

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • PhoenixFlames 20 Feb 2013 17:21:19 9,232 posts
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    I don't want to want this. Needless to say, if you can wait until March 2014, I'll be selling one for 75% RRP.

    What is that controller on the homepage? Yuck.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • kinky_mong 20 Feb 2013 17:21:48 10,868 posts
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    megastar wrote:
    kinky_mong wrote:
    I'm naked from the waist down (I'm embarrassed and self-concious about my man tits).
    Don't be like that, kinky. We all LOVE your man tits. Dont we everybody???

    ....

    Everyone????
    You get to suck on them first.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

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