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  • rudedudejude 15 Feb 2013 13:04:28 2,277 posts
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    THE CHIIIILDREN!!!!

    http://news.sky.com/story/1052658/horsemeat-found-in-schools-pubs-and-hotels

    /awaits horse cull protest by Mumsnet
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 13:09:25 592 posts
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    i wish my school had a pub and a hotel. lucky kids.
  • cowell 15 Feb 2013 13:35:00 737 posts
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    ‎"When I ate a burger, I used to think what a tasty compacted disk of minced tissue scrapings, blasted off a cow carcass by a high pressure hose in a flyblown abattoir, ringing with the incoherent agonised howls of simple beasts dying of a single shotgun blast to the forehead. But now it turns out it might not be as appetising as that."

    Charlie Brooker from last night's Wipe
  • shamblemonkee 15 Feb 2013 13:37:13 15,156 posts
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    So he too missed the point of this :-/
  • Khanivor 15 Feb 2013 13:42:55 41,821 posts
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    I think he gets the point; to make money.
  • X201 15 Feb 2013 14:03:55 16,551 posts
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    Test results + list of products that have tested positive for Dobbin.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21412590
  • Dougs 15 Feb 2013 14:07:19 72,169 posts
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    I don't really eat processed beef products. Pork on the other hand, dread to think what they might find in ham and sausages....
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 14:10:21 592 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    I don't really eat processed beef products. Pork on the other hand, dread to think what they might find in ham and sausages....
    now you say that i have noticed fewer homeless people in the London area
  • Dougs 15 Feb 2013 14:12:21 72,169 posts
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    The flavour comes from the dirt.
  • GuiltySpark 15 Feb 2013 14:18:26 6,619 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    Test results + list of products that have tested positive for Dobbin.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21412590
    What a strange ingredient to use, house-elves have barely any meat on them at all.
  • jellyhead 15 Feb 2013 14:35:25 24,350 posts
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    That'd be Dobbie not Dobbin, moran.
  • Dougs 15 Feb 2013 14:37:27 72,169 posts
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    Kevin? 1st red card in an FA Cup Final, don't you know.
  • GuiltySpark 15 Feb 2013 14:40:35 6,619 posts
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    Actually, it's "Dobby", but whatever man, whatever.
  • jellyhead 15 Feb 2013 14:43:45 24,350 posts
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  • Trafford 15 Feb 2013 14:48:59 6,815 posts
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    Soylent Green anyone?

    Edited by Trafford at 15:54:11 15-02-2013
  • GuiltySpark 15 Feb 2013 15:04:04 6,619 posts
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    Dyslexia is no joke.
  • rudedudejude 15 Feb 2013 15:17:30 2,277 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Whatever next? Soylent Green.
    I would fully support this move.

    Less pressure on the care system. Less old people clogging up the world.

    'put your relative to good use today. Just one Grandma can feed 30 starving children.

    Provided the right Bute checks were in place.
  • Trafford 15 Feb 2013 15:52:48 6,815 posts
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    GuiltySpark wrote:
    Dyslexia is no joke.
    Haha
  • oceanmotion 15 Feb 2013 16:11:36 16,386 posts
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    I imagine those pub food places that offer a meal for 5 or less use these shite quality frozen meals and meat.
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 16:18:26 592 posts
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    @oceanmotion

    which complements the shitty beer they serve
  • X201 15 Feb 2013 16:51:08 16,551 posts
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    Dobbin was a Rentaghost reference.

    Edited by X201 at 16:52:07 15-02-2013
  • X201 15 Feb 2013 16:53:57 16,551 posts
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    So, Asda are the only ones to not report anything.

    Bury it on Saturday morning chaps.
  • Razz 15 Feb 2013 16:58:11 62,148 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Soylent Green anyone?
    Already here mate, L-cysteine is manufactured (in part) from human hair. Used in making super market bread

    Edited by Razz at 17:00:03 15-02-2013
  • MightyMetalMonkey 15 Feb 2013 17:28:26 600 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Soylent Green anyone?
    As long as it's properly prepared Soylent Green from a reliable source and is in no way "Fruity"...
  • DFawkes 15 Feb 2013 17:41:20 25,828 posts
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    I buy a lot of the burgers from Tesco and ASDA, mostly because they were really tasty. If they were horse, I hope they do horse burgers from now on.
  • EMarkM 15 Feb 2013 17:54:05 3,793 posts
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    I have a technical question: what the fucking FUCK is in donner kebabs?
  • Moot_Point 15 Feb 2013 18:09:22 4,778 posts
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    @EMarkM Don't worry, that's elephant leg. ;)
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 18:19:10 592 posts
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    @EMarkM


    have you never seen wild Donner running around in the forests? very shy animals but your best chance to spot one is after midnight near natural sources of chilli
  • Ged42 15 Feb 2013 18:32:42 7,975 posts
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    oceanmotion wrote:
    I imagine those pub food places that offer a meal for 5 or less use these shite quality frozen meals and meat.
    Explains the Hungry Horse chain of pubs.
  • EMarkM 15 Feb 2013 18:51:52 3,793 posts
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    Hur hur.

    Edit @ Moot and Rice :)

    Edited by EMarkM at 18:52:33 15-02-2013
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