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  • cubbymoore 4 Jun 2013 17:48:26 36,468 posts
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    He has prosthetic legs on which he often stands. Even when out shooting.
  • President_Weasel 4 Jun 2013 17:51:22 8,977 posts
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    If he doesn't get at least a ten match fan for this the Liverpool fans are going to go ballistic.
  • neilka 4 Jun 2013 17:55:02 15,665 posts
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    They'll be hopping mad. Unlike Oscar Pistorius, the famously leg-deficient runner/murderer, as he hasn't got a leg to stand on.
  • ronuds 4 Jun 2013 18:34:28 21,788 posts
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    President_Weasel wrote:
    ronuds wrote:
    Whether it was an accident or not, is there a chance this guy walks?

    Not a chance. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
    That's what I figured. Yet he walks as free as you and I!

    I know that was a joke, btw, but a lot of truth in it as well.
  • Zizoo 26 Jun 2013 09:27:23 8,115 posts
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    Apple technicians 'unlock crucial data on Oscar Pistorius's iPhone'
  • Tonka 26 Jun 2013 12:53:19 20,019 posts
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    I love how unlock crucial data translates to "Unlocks phone"

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  • mrpon 26 Jun 2013 12:56:19 28,462 posts
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    Unlock code? Easy, 5637

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Zizoo 26 Jun 2013 12:59:30 8,115 posts
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    :-P
  • Vortex808 26 Jun 2013 13:39:30 6,965 posts
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    ;)
  • DaM 26 Jun 2013 14:12:35 12,901 posts
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    Could they not just get all the phone records off the NSA?
  • FuzzyDuck 26 Jun 2013 14:16:26 3,901 posts
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    Pistorius' memory lapse may possibly be explained by the fact that he owned so many phones: it's been reported that the iPhone 5 that police are trying to access was one of four devices found in the athlete's bathroom shortly after the shooting.
    The fucker can't remember a handful of short codes? If that's true he should be tried for being a dopey git.

    Also, "stands accused". *Snigger*

    Edited by FuzzyDuck at 14:16:44 26-06-2013
  • kalel 26 Jun 2013 14:22:15 86,392 posts
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    Who doesn't use the same code for every phone anyway?
  • Mola_Ram 26 Jun 2013 14:25:06 6,979 posts
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    Yeah, that's a pretty dodgy excuse right there.
  • M83J01P97 26 Jun 2013 14:25:24 6,552 posts
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    So reading between the lines here... He was sending threatening messages to her then?
  • Deckard1 26 Jun 2013 14:27:51 27,195 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Who doesn't use the same code for every phone anyway?
    MURDERERS

    Edited by Deckard1 at 14:28:17 26-06-2013
  • cubbymoore 26 Jun 2013 14:28:43 36,468 posts
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    That would explain why he has several phones. He keeps on forgetting the passwords.
  • Youthist 14 Feb 2014 11:17:09 10,010 posts
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    Sounds like he is over the guilt and has moved onto strategically getting messages out there via social media, in a calculated attempt to sway the jury's emotions before the trial starts.

    I never dun nuffink

    Edited by Youthist at 11:17:47 14-02-2014

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • TheSaint 14 Feb 2014 11:18:55 14,201 posts
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    He still hasn't got a leg to stand on.....
  • CosmicFuzz 14 Feb 2014 11:22:14 23,242 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    Sounds like he is over the guilt and has moved onto strategically getting messages out there via social media, in a calculated attempt to sway the jury's emotions before the trial starts.

    I never dun nuffink
    Or it's the anniversary of her death and there's other remembrances happening too.

    Don't see how it shows he's 'over the guilt'.

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  • Youthist 14 Feb 2014 11:25:46 10,010 posts
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    Because he killed her in cold blood during a jealous rage, and is about to get in front of a jury to try to squirm out of it? Something like that, anyway.

    Edited by Youthist at 11:26:26 14-02-2014

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • monkman76 14 Feb 2014 11:28:01 3,974 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    in cold blood during a jealous rage
    Hmm...
  • CosmicFuzz 14 Feb 2014 11:28:57 23,242 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    Because he killed her in cold blood during a jealous rage, and is about to get in front of a jury to try to squirm out of it? Something like that, anyway.
    Cool, glad to see you've kept an open mind for the trial.

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  • Mola_Ram 14 Feb 2014 11:31:52 6,979 posts
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    Omfg, Youthist is on the jury?!?
  • ubergine 22 Feb 2014 05:10:35 2,071 posts
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    monkman76 wrote:
    Youthist wrote:
    in cold blood during a jealous rage
    Hmm...
    Indeed. I'm not sure how cold blood works, but a jealous rage sounds like not that.

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  • CosmicFuzz 22 Feb 2014 08:34:34 23,242 posts
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    So the state's own ballistics expert has apparently said that he wasn't wearing his legs when he fired. Rather embarrassing for the prosecution if true!

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  • mrpon 22 Feb 2014 08:54:25 28,462 posts
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    How can they conclusively say that? What if he had his legs on but was kneeling?

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  • Razz 22 Feb 2014 09:06:03 60,771 posts
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    so er... he didn't have a leg to stand on.

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  • FWB 22 Feb 2014 09:17:57 43,846 posts
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    I reckon it was Orlando Bloom.
  • CosmicFuzz 22 Feb 2014 16:34:07 23,242 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    How can they conclusively say that? What if he had his legs on but was kneeling?
    Good point actually. Dunno.

    Or suppose they could still measure the height he would be at on his knees and the height on his stumps, there's maybe enough of a difference.

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  • Psychotext 3 Mar 2014 12:00:41 53,846 posts
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    He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
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