Legless Blade Runner shoots girlfriend in face Page 38

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  • cubbymoore 22 Feb 2013 14:28:12 36,478 posts
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    YOU GOT BALE.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 22 Feb 2013 14:29:09 37,677 posts
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    ...and he was never seen or heard from again.

    Mainly because he didn't want to have to sit through another strung out judgement.

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  • Fab4 22 Feb 2013 14:29:54 5,986 posts
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    I wonder how much bail will be.
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 14:29:59 15,831 posts
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    South Africa, lock up your daughters! (Preferably not in the bathroom.)
  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 14:30:07 27,601 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    BAIL!!!!

    Hope he jumps over the barrier and legs it from the courtroom
    Unlikely

    Hush you ponce

  • mcmonkeyplc 22 Feb 2013 14:39:15 39,412 posts
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    Fab4 wrote:
    How many bumings would he get for culpable homicide?
    Fixed

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 14:45:16 59,365 posts
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    Yeah, not so much.

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    He totally called it

  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 14:47:13 15,831 posts
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    He hasn't got a leg to run away on.
  • Zizoo 22 Feb 2013 14:50:41 8,256 posts
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    $28 000 bail. Lawyer fees will be the real expense in the end.
  • morriss 22 Feb 2013 14:50:45 70,918 posts
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    He's got no legs
  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 14:52:37 28,714 posts
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    Calves

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Dougs 22 Feb 2013 14:56:07 67,025 posts
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    Released with an ankle bracelet on yeah?
  • Murbal 22 Feb 2013 14:57:08 22,052 posts
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    If he does make a run for it and gets away, it'll be NO SMALL FEET.
  • Humperfunk 22 Feb 2013 15:02:49 2,075 posts
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    He's going to have a proper knees up tonight.

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  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 15:04:45 15,831 posts
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    I reckon he's a bit of a fibia (fibber).
  • Zizoo 22 Feb 2013 15:04:53 8,256 posts
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    Oh. CNN say $114 000 bail
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 15:05:39 15,831 posts
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    It's fibula isn't it.
  • Dougs 22 Feb 2013 15:12:09 67,025 posts
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    Or tibia. So both work
  • THFourteen 22 Feb 2013 15:13:50 33,104 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    If he does make a run for it and gets away, it'll be NO SMALL FEET.
    ARAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
  • elstoof 22 Feb 2013 15:15:54 6,947 posts
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    How long was that joke on the tibia tongue for?
  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 15:58:04 28,714 posts
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    Bet he'll be having a right old shindig round his gaff tonight.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Fab4 22 Feb 2013 16:11:21 5,986 posts
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    I guess, to use a cricketing term, "That's stumps." for now.
  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 16:14:35 59,365 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    Oh. CNN say $114 000 bail
    1 Million Rand whatever that coverts to.

    I expect it will be paid by crashing a car into the courtroom and a cop kicking open the upside down boot.

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  • Blotto 22 Feb 2013 16:16:59 2,772 posts
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    How long till he has to stump up the cash?

    /coat
  • rudedudejude 22 Feb 2013 16:35:36 2,161 posts
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    They don't even have a jury when it goes to trail, how funkeh new age is that!!
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 16:51:46 15,831 posts
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    I reckon this story of a maniac with missing limbs going on a murderous rampage in Africa is just viral marketing for Metal Gear Rising.
  • LeoliansBro 22 Feb 2013 16:57:14 43,671 posts
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    rudedudejude wrote:
    They don't even have a jury when it goes to trail, how funkeh new age is that!!
    Awesome isn't it. Apparently they were too racist to be allowed to be jurors :)

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • cubbymoore 22 Feb 2013 16:58:12 36,478 posts
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    Or too... disablist?
  • Fab4 24 Feb 2013 11:14:10 5,986 posts
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    Seems his brother was due to stand trial for culpable homicide but was delayed because of the shooting. Quite a family.
  • mal 24 Feb 2013 11:16:23 22,415 posts
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    Edit: Never mind

    Edited by mal at 11:16:43 24-02-2013

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

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