Legless Blade Runner shoots girlfriend in face Page 38

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  • cubbymoore 22 Feb 2013 14:28:12 35,456 posts
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    YOU GOT BALE.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 22 Feb 2013 14:29:09 31,270 posts
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    ...and he was never seen or heard from again.

    Mainly because he didn't want to have to sit through another strung out judgement.

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  • Fab4 22 Feb 2013 14:29:54 5,305 posts
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    I wonder how much bail will be.
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 14:29:59 12,022 posts
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    South Africa, lock up your daughters! (Preferably not in the bathroom.)

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 14:30:07 18,051 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    BAIL!!!!

    Hope he jumps over the barrier and legs it from the courtroom
    Unlikely
  • mcmonkeyplc 22 Feb 2013 14:39:15 35,847 posts
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    Fab4 wrote:
    How many bumings would he get for culpable homicide?
    Fixed

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 14:45:16 44,469 posts
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    Yeah, not so much.

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  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 14:47:13 12,022 posts
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    He hasn't got a leg to run away on.

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • ZizouFC 22 Feb 2013 14:50:41 4,925 posts
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    $28 000 bail. Lawyer fees will be the real expense in the end.
  • morriss 22 Feb 2013 14:50:45 69,381 posts
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    He's got no legs
  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 14:52:37 24,068 posts
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    Calves

    Give yourself ½ gig or a £, you're worth it.

  • Dougs 22 Feb 2013 14:56:07 59,084 posts
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    Released with an ankle bracelet on yeah?
  • Murbal 22 Feb 2013 14:57:08 19,396 posts
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    If he does make a run for it and gets away, it'll be NO SMALL FEET.
  • Humperfunk 22 Feb 2013 15:02:49 552 posts
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    He's going to have a proper knees up tonight.
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 15:04:45 12,022 posts
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    I reckon he's a bit of a fibia (fibber).

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • ZizouFC 22 Feb 2013 15:04:53 4,925 posts
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    Oh. CNN say $114 000 bail
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 15:05:39 12,022 posts
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    It's fibula isn't it.

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • Dougs 22 Feb 2013 15:12:09 59,084 posts
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    Or tibia. So both work
  • THFourteen 22 Feb 2013 15:13:50 29,052 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    If he does make a run for it and gets away, it'll be NO SMALL FEET.
    ARAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
  • elstoof 22 Feb 2013 15:15:54 4,433 posts
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    How long was that joke on the tibia tongue for?
  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 15:58:04 24,068 posts
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    Bet he'll be having a right old shindig round his gaff tonight.

    Give yourself ½ gig or a £, you're worth it.

  • Fab4 22 Feb 2013 16:11:21 5,305 posts
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    I guess, to use a cricketing term, "That's stumps." for now.
  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 16:14:35 44,469 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    Oh. CNN say $114 000 bail
    1 Million Rand whatever that coverts to.

    I expect it will be paid by crashing a car into the courtroom and a cop kicking open the upside down boot.

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  • Blotto 22 Feb 2013 16:16:59 1,958 posts
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    How long till he has to stump up the cash?

    /coat
  • rudedudejude 22 Feb 2013 16:35:36 1,880 posts
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    They don't even have a jury when it goes to trail, how funkeh new age is that!!
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 16:51:46 12,022 posts
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    I reckon this story of a maniac with missing limbs going on a murderous rampage in Africa is just viral marketing for Metal Gear Rising.

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • LeoliansBro 22 Feb 2013 16:57:14 35,097 posts
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    rudedudejude wrote:
    They don't even have a jury when it goes to trail, how funkeh new age is that!!
    Awesome isn't it. Apparently they were too racist to be allowed to be jurors :)

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • cubbymoore 22 Feb 2013 16:58:12 35,456 posts
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    Or too... disablist?
  • Fab4 24 Feb 2013 11:14:10 5,305 posts
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    Seems his brother was due to stand trial for culpable homicide but was delayed because of the shooting. Quite a family.
  • mal 24 Feb 2013 11:16:23 20,503 posts
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    Edit: Never mind

    Edited by mal at 11:16:43 24-02-2013

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

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