There you go
Legless Blade Runner shoots girlfriend in face
-
Page
of 39 First / Last -
Deckard1 17,953 posts
Seen 2 minutes ago
Registered 4 years ago -
nickthegun 44,351 posts
Seen 1 minute ago
Registered 7 years agoWITH A GUN---------------------------------------------------------
AGP.SRPT -
ModishNouns 4,040 posts
Seen 19 hours ago
Registered 3 years agoI don't see how he can build any kind of defense.
Wait for it...
He hasn't got a leg to stand on!
Ithangyow
Edit: Damn you, Razz!
Edited by ModishNouns at 16:07:58 14-02-2013 -
neilka 11,968 posts
Seen 36 minutes ago
Registered 8 years agoPolice are said to be stumpedif you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
-
boo 10,772 posts
Seen 14 minutes ago
Registered 10 years ago/expected story about Harrison Ford getting drunk and assaulting his other half -
fletch7100 4,805 posts
Seen 6 minutes ago
Registered 2 years agoQuite from blade runner. Hope he says this in court
Deckard: [narrating] The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back. -
HurbleBurble 1,375 posts
Seen 2 hours ago
Registered 3 years agoDo they still have The Chair in SA? -
LockeTribal 4,276 posts
Seen 9 minutes ago
Registered 6 years agoShe failed a Voight-Kampff test didn't she?
I feel terrible about making that joke by the way. -
kalel 76,447 posts
Seen 1 hour ago
Registered 10 years agoI have to sing Oscar Pistorius to the tune of "Uncle Bulgaria", thanks to whoever it was that put that idea in my head. -
LeoliansBro 35,022 posts
Seen 1 minute ago
Registered 7 years agoI hear he shot her with a starting pistol. Police think it's race related.LB, you really are a massive geek.
-
brokenkey 6,304 posts
Seen 39 minutes ago
Registered 11 years agoHe was jealous of his girlfriend who's reported as being a "leggy blonde"
He'd been listening to a "how to have better sex" self help tape, but misunderstood what they meant about finishing a blowjob by shooting off in your partner's face. -
cubbymoore 35,389 posts
Seen 36 minutes ago
Registered 9 years ago -
ModishNouns 4,040 posts
Seen 19 hours ago
Registered 3 years agoHow does he smell? -
graysonavich 4,117 posts
Seen 27 seconds ago
Registered 3 years agoWhat a cant. -
shamblemonkee 13,454 posts
Seen 11 hours ago
Registered 8 years agogood ones so far lads, think this ones got legs......
..no?
-
Feanor 13,595 posts
Seen 13 hours ago
Registered 11 years agoSeems like murder is afoot.
Edited by Feanor at 16:35:31 14-02-2013 -
StarchildHypocrethes 22,478 posts
Seen 1 minute ago
Registered 9 years agoDisrespect Oscar and he'll pop a handicap in yo ass. -
imamazed 1,747 posts
Seen 5 minutes ago
Registered 6 years agoTurns out he didn't use a gun; he used a bow and arrow as a tribute to his favourite fantasy character legolas -
kinky_mong 7,959 posts
Seen 27 seconds ago
Registered 5 years agoWas trying to think of a joke but I'm stumped. -
THFourteen 29,028 posts
Seen 5 hours ago
Registered 8 years agoI'm totally gutted. I love Oscar Pistorius. -
billythekid 10,261 posts
Seen 4 minutes ago
Registered 7 years agoTHFourteen wrote:
Don't worry he'll have plenty of guys to love him every night now.
I'm totally gutted. I love Oscar Pistorius. -
FWB 39,088 posts
Seen 3 hours ago
Registered 11 years agoReckon he drank too much; got legless, got into a fight, became hopping mad and lost his cool.
Edited by FWB at 16:53:33 14-02-2013 -
Dougs 59,055 posts
Seen 2 hours ago
Registered 10 years ago -
kalel 76,447 posts
Seen 1 hour ago
Registered 10 years agoI have a South African friend that might actually kill herself over this. I can't emphasise how proud she if of him, and what he has done for the country's profile. If this does turn out not to be an accident, it really will be awful.
Edited by kalel at 16:54:22 14-02-2013 -
billythekid 10,261 posts
Seen 4 minutes ago
Registered 7 years agokalel wrote:
I want a South African fan too
I have a South African fan that might actually kill herself over this. I can't emphasise how proud she if of him, and what he has done for the country's profile. If this does turn out not to be an accident, it really will be awful.
-
imamazed 1,747 posts
Seen 5 minutes ago
Registered 6 years agokalel wrote:
You've lost me; where's the punchline?
I have a South African friend that might actually kill herself over this. I can't emphasise how proud she if of him, and what he has done for the country's profile. If this does turn out not to be an accident, it really will be awful. -
FWB 39,088 posts
Seen 3 hours ago
Registered 11 years agoOf course the media is now jumping all over his history. He isn't coming off very nice, this instant aside. Though fuck knows. We know they love digging. -
Deckard1 17,953 posts
Seen 2 minutes ago
Registered 4 years agoIt's definitely not an accident, they're saying the neighbours heard them arguing before the gun shots. Plus it sounds like he's a cunt by all accounts. Shooting her twice probably hasn't done him any favours either. -
Trane 3,711 posts
Seen 2 days ago
Registered 6 years agoReminds me of my favourite Warren Zevon song.
Oscar the Legless 9mil gunner. -
He's done plenty to raise south Africa's profile. Before this the world thought only black miners got murdered there.
-
Page
of 39 First / Last
