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|There you go|
|WITH A GUN|
He totally called it
I don't see how he can build any kind of defense.|
Wait for it...
He hasn't got a leg to stand on!
Edit: Damn you, Razz!
Edited by ModishNouns at 16:07:58 14-02-2013
|Police are said to be stumped|
*** Winner of Eurogamer Wrinkliest Scrotum Of The Year 2013 ***
Quite from blade runner. Hope he says this in court|
Deckard: [narrating] The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.
|Do they still have The Chair in SA?|
She failed a Voight-Kampff test didn't she?|
I feel terrible about making that joke by the way.
|I have to sing Oscar Pistorius to the tune of "Uncle Bulgaria", thanks to whoever it was that put that idea in my head.|
|I hear he shot her with a starting pistol. Police think it's race related.|
LB, you really are a massive geek.
He was jealous of his girlfriend who's reported as being a "leggy blonde"|
He'd been listening to a "how to have better sex" self help tape, but misunderstood what they meant about finishing a blowjob by shooting off in your partner's face.
|He has no legs.|
|How does he smell?|
|What a cant.|
good ones so far lads, think this ones got legs......|
Seems like murder is afoot.|
Edited by Feanor at 16:35:31 14-02-2013
|Disrespect Oscar and he'll pop a handicap in yo ass.|
|Turns out he didn't use a gun; he used a bow and arrow as a tribute to his favourite fantasy character legolas|
|Was trying to think of a joke but I'm stumped.|
I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.
|I'm totally gutted. I love Oscar Pistorius.|
THFourteen wrote:Don't worry he'll have plenty of guys to love him every night now.
Reckon he drank too much; got legless, got into a fight, became hopping mad and lost his cool.|
Edited by FWB at 16:53:33 14-02-2013
I have a South African friend that might actually kill herself over this. I can't emphasise how proud she if of him, and what he has done for the country's profile. If this does turn out not to be an accident, it really will be awful.|
Edited by kalel at 16:54:22 14-02-2013
kalel wrote:I want a South African fan too
kalel wrote:You've lost me; where's the punchline?
|Of course the media is now jumping all over his history. He isn't coming off very nice, this instant aside. Though fuck knows. We know they love digging.|
|It's definitely not an accident, they're saying the neighbours heard them arguing before the gun shots. Plus it sounds like he's a cunt by all accounts. Shooting her twice probably hasn't done him any favours either.|
Reminds me of my favourite Warren Zevon song.|
Oscar the Legless 9mil gunner.
|He's done plenty to raise south Africa's profile. Before this the world thought only black miners got murdered there.|