Legless Blade Runner shoots girlfriend in face

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  • Deckard1 14 Feb 2013 16:01:37 27,069 posts
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    There you go
  • nickthegun 14 Feb 2013 16:03:16 58,782 posts
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    WITH A GUN

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    He totally called it

  • ModishNouns 14 Feb 2013 16:05:49 4,654 posts
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    I don't see how he can build any kind of defense.

    Wait for it...

    He hasn't got a leg to stand on!

    Ithangyow

    Edit: Damn you, Razz!

    Edited by ModishNouns at 16:07:58 14-02-2013
  • neilka 14 Feb 2013 16:07:32 15,630 posts
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    Police are said to be stumped
  • boo 14 Feb 2013 16:07:35 11,703 posts
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    /expected story about Harrison Ford getting drunk and assaulting his other half

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  • fletch7100 14 Feb 2013 16:08:04 6,920 posts
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    Quite from blade runner. Hope he says this in court


    Deckard: [narrating] The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.
  • Deleted user 14 February 2013 16:08:10
    Do they still have The Chair in SA?
  • LockeTribal 14 Feb 2013 16:14:37 4,490 posts
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    She failed a Voight-Kampff test didn't she?

    I feel terrible about making that joke by the way.
  • kalel 14 Feb 2013 16:23:53 86,261 posts
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    I have to sing Oscar Pistorius to the tune of "Uncle Bulgaria", thanks to whoever it was that put that idea in my head.
  • LeoliansBro 14 Feb 2013 16:25:02 43,170 posts
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    I hear he shot her with a starting pistol. Police think it's race related.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • brokenkey 14 Feb 2013 16:26:52 6,942 posts
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    He was jealous of his girlfriend who's reported as being a "leggy blonde"

    He'd been listening to a "how to have better sex" self help tape, but misunderstood what they meant about finishing a blowjob by shooting off in your partner's face.

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  • cubbymoore 14 Feb 2013 16:27:06 36,468 posts
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    He has no legs.
  • ModishNouns 14 Feb 2013 16:27:46 4,654 posts
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    How does he smell?
  • graysonavich 14 Feb 2013 16:28:08 7,309 posts
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    What a cant.
  • shamblemonkee 14 Feb 2013 16:31:48 14,257 posts
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    good ones so far lads, think this ones got legs......

    ..no? :D
  • Feanor 14 Feb 2013 16:34:52 14,053 posts
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    Seems like murder is afoot.

    Edited by Feanor at 16:35:31 14-02-2013
  • StarchildHypocrethes 14 Feb 2013 16:37:12 25,406 posts
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    Disrespect Oscar and he'll pop a handicap in yo ass.
  • imamazed 14 Feb 2013 16:42:41 5,520 posts
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    Turns out he didn't use a gun; he used a bow and arrow as a tribute to his favourite fantasy character legolas
  • kinky_mong 14 Feb 2013 16:43:26 9,945 posts
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    Was trying to think of a joke but I'm stumped.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • THFourteen 14 Feb 2013 16:50:59 32,856 posts
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    I'm totally gutted. I love Oscar Pistorius.
  • billythekid 14 Feb 2013 16:52:53 11,013 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    I'm totally gutted. I love Oscar Pistorius.
    Don't worry he'll have plenty of guys to love him every night now.
  • FWB 14 Feb 2013 16:53:07 43,800 posts
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    Reckon he drank too much; got legless, got into a fight, became hopping mad and lost his cool.

    Edited by FWB at 16:53:33 14-02-2013
  • Dougs 14 Feb 2013 16:53:07 66,621 posts
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    :D
  • kalel 14 Feb 2013 16:53:42 86,261 posts
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    I have a South African friend that might actually kill herself over this. I can't emphasise how proud she if of him, and what he has done for the country's profile. If this does turn out not to be an accident, it really will be awful.

    Edited by kalel at 16:54:22 14-02-2013
  • billythekid 14 Feb 2013 16:54:42 11,013 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    I have a South African fan that might actually kill herself over this. I can't emphasise how proud she if of him, and what he has done for the country's profile. If this does turn out not to be an accident, it really will be awful.
    I want a South African fan too :(
  • imamazed 14 Feb 2013 16:55:20 5,520 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    I have a South African friend that might actually kill herself over this. I can't emphasise how proud she if of him, and what he has done for the country's profile. If this does turn out not to be an accident, it really will be awful.
    You've lost me; where's the punchline?
  • FWB 14 Feb 2013 16:55:53 43,800 posts
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    Of course the media is now jumping all over his history. He isn't coming off very nice, this instant aside. Though fuck knows. We know they love digging.
  • Deckard1 14 Feb 2013 16:56:12 27,069 posts
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    It's definitely not an accident, they're saying the neighbours heard them arguing before the gun shots. Plus it sounds like he's a cunt by all accounts. Shooting her twice probably hasn't done him any favours either.
  • Trane 14 Feb 2013 16:56:30 4,050 posts
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    Reminds me of my favourite Warren Zevon song.

    Oscar the Legless 9mil gunner.
  • cubbymoore 14 Feb 2013 16:58:31 36,468 posts
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    He's done plenty to raise south Africa's profile. Before this the world thought only black miners got murdered there.
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