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  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 09:21:56 61,368 posts
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    Parenting 101:

    - Cruel pranks are the best way to get a point across
    - Call your child 'nigga' as much as possible
    - Complain about school while using appalling spelling and grammar
    - Put everything on the internet so the entire world laughs at him

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • DFawkes 7 May 2014 09:28:49 24,118 posts
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    DiddlerDo wrote:
    Fucking shopto are utterly useless.
    Is this based on a particular experience, or do you just hate them for general uselessness to others?

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • RedSparrows 7 May 2014 09:52:40 24,317 posts
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    Metalfish wrote:
    BeardedGamerUK wrote:
    If someone constantly makes 'jokes' then you'll find that most of them aren't funny and it comes across as desperate attention seeking. Oh and Alan Davies is the worst thing about QI and not very funny at all, even though he thinks he is.
    I don't hate him, he's there for a reason. But (and I might be making this up) I'm pretty sure there was a least one episode with him, Jo Brand and Johnny Vegas having something of a "stupid-off" for the entirety. Which kinda misses the point when you're on one of the most intellectual entertainment programs* there is.

    None of them are as thick as they can pretend to be, but it's not like the "drrrrr-smart-ideas-intimidate-me" crowd aren't appeased by 90% of the rest of television out there.

    *In before someone pointing out that it's like, not even that smart etc.
    I like QI and Alan Davies' shtick, but, dare I say it, it would be nice if (most) TV didn't treat anything remotely intellectual as a threat. It's fun on QI as it's part and parcel of the routine, but outside of BBC4 (and even then that can be pretty annoying - see the endless fucking royal documentaries) and a few other shows there's an almost fear of it. Reflective of the audience they might say. Yes, that audience's fear (for want of a better word) is the point.

    Edited by RedSparrows at 09:52:48 07-05-2014
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 11:47:48 61,368 posts
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    They probably turned it off when you stopped being a student.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • monkehhh 7 May 2014 13:26:28 3,531 posts
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    Which uni?
  • chopsen 7 May 2014 13:28:25 16,298 posts
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    Just create an MS account, ffs, and then set outlook to access your uni acound via pop3 or smtp or something. How hard is that?
  • jablonski 7 May 2014 13:32:20 4,984 posts
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    MyFitnessPal.

    I can't make dinner anymore without being grilled afterwards by my girlfriend about every tiny fucking ingredient that went in it.
  • LeoliansBro 7 May 2014 13:34:07 44,966 posts
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    Stick an entire block of butter into the next one, and tell her afterwards.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 13:39:04 4,548 posts
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    Try Office365 for your uni account Diddler, I know a pile of them were moved on to that.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 13:39:15 4,548 posts
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    @DiddlerDo
  • FWB 7 May 2014 15:08:11 45,670 posts
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    Skull Crusher nicked. What would your criminal name be?
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 15:10:24 61,368 posts
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    nickthegun.

    I like to think it makes me sound like a 19th century gentleman thief and killer of prostitutes.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 15:11:12 4,548 posts
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    The Sausage Batterer
  • Zomoniac 7 May 2014 15:13:42 7,997 posts
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    jablonski wrote:
    MyFitnessPal.

    I can't make dinner anymore without being grilled afterwards by my girlfriend about every tiny fucking ingredient that went in it.
    Surely she should be adding it as it's been made? I weigh and add each ingredient as it gets prepared, much easier.
  • Mr_Sleep 7 May 2014 15:14:00 17,401 posts
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    The tedious tickler

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Psychotext 7 May 2014 15:20:13 55,067 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    Surely she should be adding it as it's been made? I weigh and add each ingredient as it gets prepared, much easier.
    This is him making dinner, not her.
  • Steve_Perry 7 May 2014 15:24:40 5,201 posts
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    Davey McShanks.
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 15:29:22 61,368 posts
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    'So.. why do they call you dave the paedo?'

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • CosmicFuzz 7 May 2014 15:33:35 25,730 posts
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    I assume it's ironic.

    It's Dave the MILF Hunter you want to be wary of.

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • Trafford 7 May 2014 15:33:45 5,990 posts
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    Rauper Roberts
  • mrpon 7 May 2014 15:35:26 29,596 posts
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    Zom The Sexist

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • CosmicFuzz 7 May 2014 15:40:56 25,730 posts
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    mrpeen

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 May 2014 15:45:49 39,831 posts
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    Ralph The Idaho Slasher

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • askew 7 May 2014 15:50:32 12,774 posts
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    Brown Nose.
  • billythekid 7 May 2014 15:53:58 11,403 posts
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    Raymond the bastard.
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