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  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 09:21:56 63,447 posts
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    Parenting 101:

    - Cruel pranks are the best way to get a point across
    - Call your child 'nigga' as much as possible
    - Complain about school while using appalling spelling and grammar
    - Put everything on the internet so the entire world laughs at him
  • DFawkes 7 May 2014 09:28:49 25,495 posts
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    DiddlerDo wrote:
    Fucking shopto are utterly useless.
    Is this based on a particular experience, or do you just hate them for general uselessness to others?
  • Deleted user 7 May 2014 09:52:40
    Metalfish wrote:
    BeardedGamerUK wrote:
    If someone constantly makes 'jokes' then you'll find that most of them aren't funny and it comes across as desperate attention seeking. Oh and Alan Davies is the worst thing about QI and not very funny at all, even though he thinks he is.
    I don't hate him, he's there for a reason. But (and I might be making this up) I'm pretty sure there was a least one episode with him, Jo Brand and Johnny Vegas having something of a "stupid-off" for the entirety. Which kinda misses the point when you're on one of the most intellectual entertainment programs* there is.

    None of them are as thick as they can pretend to be, but it's not like the "drrrrr-smart-ideas-intimidate-me" crowd aren't appeased by 90% of the rest of television out there.

    *In before someone pointing out that it's like, not even that smart etc.
    I like QI and Alan Davies' shtick, but, dare I say it, it would be nice if (most) TV didn't treat anything remotely intellectual as a threat. It's fun on QI as it's part and parcel of the routine, but outside of BBC4 (and even then that can be pretty annoying - see the endless fucking royal documentaries) and a few other shows there's an almost fear of it. Reflective of the audience they might say. Yes, that audience's fear (for want of a better word) is the point.

    Edited by RedSparrows at 09:52:48 07-05-2014
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 11:47:48 63,447 posts
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    They probably turned it off when you stopped being a student.
  • monkehhh 7 May 2014 13:26:28 3,793 posts
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    Which uni?
  • chopsen 7 May 2014 13:28:25 16,937 posts
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    Just create an MS account, ffs, and then set outlook to access your uni acound via pop3 or smtp or something. How hard is that?
  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 13:39:04 5,638 posts
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    Try Office365 for your uni account Diddler, I know a pile of them were moved on to that.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 13:39:15 5,638 posts
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    @DiddlerDo
  • FWB 7 May 2014 15:08:11 48,092 posts
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    Skull Crusher nicked. What would your criminal name be?
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 15:10:24 63,447 posts
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    nickthegun.

    I like to think it makes me sound like a 19th century gentleman thief and killer of prostitutes.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 15:11:12 5,638 posts
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    The Sausage Batterer
  • Zomoniac 7 May 2014 15:13:42 8,343 posts
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    jablonski wrote:
    MyFitnessPal.

    I can't make dinner anymore without being grilled afterwards by my girlfriend about every tiny fucking ingredient that went in it.
    Surely she should be adding it as it's been made? I weigh and add each ingredient as it gets prepared, much easier.
  • Mr_Sleep 7 May 2014 15:14:00 18,053 posts
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    The tedious tickler
  • Psychotext 7 May 2014 15:20:13 56,999 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    Surely she should be adding it as it's been made? I weigh and add each ingredient as it gets prepared, much easier.
    This is him making dinner, not her.
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 15:29:22 63,447 posts
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    'So.. why do they call you dave the paedo?'
  • CosmicFuzz 7 May 2014 15:33:35 28,265 posts
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    I assume it's ironic.

    It's Dave the MILF Hunter you want to be wary of.
  • Trafford 7 May 2014 15:33:45 6,718 posts
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    Rauper Roberts
  • mrpon 7 May 2014 15:35:26 30,279 posts
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    Zom The Sexist
  • CosmicFuzz 7 May 2014 15:40:56 28,265 posts
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    mrpeen
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 May 2014 15:45:49 41,736 posts
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    Ralph The Idaho Slasher
  • askew 7 May 2014 15:50:32 13,346 posts
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    Brown Nose.
  • billythekid 7 May 2014 15:53:58 11,657 posts
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    Raymond the bastard.
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