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  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 09:21:56 58,949 posts
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    Parenting 101:

    - Cruel pranks are the best way to get a point across
    - Call your child 'nigga' as much as possible
    - Complain about school while using appalling spelling and grammar
    - Put everything on the internet so the entire world laughs at him

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  • DFawkes 7 May 2014 09:28:49 22,619 posts
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    DiddlerDo wrote:
    Fucking shopto are utterly useless.
    Is this based on a particular experience, or do you just hate them for general uselessness to others?

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • RedSparrows 7 May 2014 09:52:40 22,104 posts
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    Metalfish wrote:
    BeardedGamerUK wrote:
    If someone constantly makes 'jokes' then you'll find that most of them aren't funny and it comes across as desperate attention seeking. Oh and Alan Davies is the worst thing about QI and not very funny at all, even though he thinks he is.
    I don't hate him, he's there for a reason. But (and I might be making this up) I'm pretty sure there was a least one episode with him, Jo Brand and Johnny Vegas having something of a "stupid-off" for the entirety. Which kinda misses the point when you're on one of the most intellectual entertainment programs* there is.

    None of them are as thick as they can pretend to be, but it's not like the "drrrrr-smart-ideas-intimidate-me" crowd aren't appeased by 90% of the rest of television out there.

    *In before someone pointing out that it's like, not even that smart etc.
    I like QI and Alan Davies' shtick, but, dare I say it, it would be nice if (most) TV didn't treat anything remotely intellectual as a threat. It's fun on QI as it's part and parcel of the routine, but outside of BBC4 (and even then that can be pretty annoying - see the endless fucking royal documentaries) and a few other shows there's an almost fear of it. Reflective of the audience they might say. Yes, that audience's fear (for want of a better word) is the point.

    Edited by RedSparrows at 09:52:48 07-05-2014
  • DiddlerDo 7 May 2014 11:37:38 1,233 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    DiddlerDo wrote:
    Fucking shopto are utterly useless.
    Is this based on a particular experience, or do you just hate them for general uselessness to others?
    They've sent my game to an old address for absolutely no reason. It wasn't in any part of my order and my paypal receipt even says the new address.
  • DiddlerDo 7 May 2014 11:39:59 1,233 posts
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    Also, how the fyck do I access my old exchange uni account. I used to just google outlook but now they want my microsoft account details. I can't just log in with my email and password?!
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 11:47:48 58,949 posts
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    They probably turned it off when you stopped being a student.

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  • DiddlerDo 7 May 2014 11:49:17 1,233 posts
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    Nah still active, made it clear that we can use it for life and I've slowly been migrating to my gmail but still depend on it. I've been using it but can't seem to find the online login that doesn't depend on the microsoft account bollocks.
  • monkehhh 7 May 2014 13:26:28 3,279 posts
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    Which uni?
  • Chopsen 7 May 2014 13:28:25 15,753 posts
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    Just create an MS account, ffs, and then set outlook to access your uni acound via pop3 or smtp or something. How hard is that?
  • jablonski 7 May 2014 13:32:20 3,440 posts
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    MyFitnessPal.

    I can't make dinner anymore without being grilled afterwards by my girlfriend about every tiny fucking ingredient that went in it.
  • LeoliansBro 7 May 2014 13:34:07 43,321 posts
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    Stick an entire block of butter into the next one, and tell her afterwards.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 13:39:04 3,140 posts
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    Try Office365 for your uni account Diddler, I know a pile of them were moved on to that.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 13:39:15 3,140 posts
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    @DiddlerDo
  • DiddlerDo 7 May 2014 13:40:29 1,233 posts
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    Cheers will try that.

    It's abdn uni monk.
  • FWB 7 May 2014 15:08:11 43,882 posts
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    Skull Crusher nicked. What would your criminal name be?
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 15:10:24 58,949 posts
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    nickthegun.

    I like to think it makes me sound like a 19th century gentleman thief and killer of prostitutes.

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  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 May 2014 15:11:12 3,140 posts
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    The Sausage Batterer
  • Zomoniac 7 May 2014 15:13:42 7,811 posts
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    jablonski wrote:
    MyFitnessPal.

    I can't make dinner anymore without being grilled afterwards by my girlfriend about every tiny fucking ingredient that went in it.
    Surely she should be adding it as it's been made? I weigh and add each ingredient as it gets prepared, much easier.
  • Mr_Sleep 7 May 2014 15:14:00 16,859 posts
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    The tedious tickler

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Psychotext 7 May 2014 15:20:13 53,855 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    Surely she should be adding it as it's been made? I weigh and add each ingredient as it gets prepared, much easier.
    This is him making dinner, not her.
  • Steve_Perry 7 May 2014 15:24:40 3,656 posts
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    Davey McShanks.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • Deckard1 7 May 2014 15:28:32 27,277 posts
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    Dave the paedo
  • nickthegun 7 May 2014 15:29:22 58,949 posts
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    'So.. why do they call you dave the paedo?'

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  • CosmicFuzz 7 May 2014 15:33:35 23,390 posts
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    I assume it's ironic.

    It's Dave the MILF Hunter you want to be wary of.

    My look back at one of the best sequels ever: Uncharted 2.

  • Trafford 7 May 2014 15:33:45 5,644 posts
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    Rauper Roberts
  • mrpon 7 May 2014 15:35:26 28,503 posts
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    Zom The Sexist

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • CosmicFuzz 7 May 2014 15:40:56 23,390 posts
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    mrpeen

    My look back at one of the best sequels ever: Uncharted 2.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 May 2014 15:45:49 37,425 posts
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    Ralph The Idaho Slasher

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • askew 7 May 2014 15:50:32 12,060 posts
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    Brown Nose.
  • billythekid 7 May 2014 15:53:58 11,037 posts
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    Raymond the bastard.
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