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  • jonsaan 3 Mar 2013 17:59:26 25,969 posts
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    I went to the GBK in Guildford once. As I recall you got about 3 chips in a glass and I'd agree with the bit about the burgers being an awkward shape to eat. My kids enjoyed the milshakes though! They left half the burgers!

    Edited by jonsaan at 17:59:44 03-03-2013
  • spamdangled 3 Mar 2013 19:52:01 27,934 posts
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    Got a massive, fat joint of beef in the oven. Nom nom nom.
  • Syrette 3 Mar 2013 21:28:03 45,634 posts
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    Wouldn't mind a fat joint myself.
  • Syrette 3 Mar 2013 21:28:44 45,634 posts
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    @CharlieStCloud

    Are you the happiest man in the world or something?

    :)
  • BillMurray 4 Mar 2013 06:19:52 8,320 posts
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    Ahh brilliant. 6am nosebleed to start the day.
  • Rusty_M 4 Mar 2013 06:57:16 5,501 posts
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    They're always fun!
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 4 Mar 2013 08:11:08 17,086 posts
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    Time to cancel the 5.55am bus groping.
  • CharlieStCloud 4 Mar 2013 09:10:42 5,820 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Are you the happiest man in the world or something?

    : )
    Oui, si, ja, hai.

    I do smile a lot, yes, like so ...

    ... : )
  • Deleted user 4 March 2013 09:41:33
    The only burger I ever had at GBK was rubbish. It was vege, but you can have good vege burgers, believe me.
  • Psychotext 4 Mar 2013 09:52:52 57,689 posts
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    Everything I've had from GBK has been fantastic, especially their milkshakes. The burgers are definitely awkward to eat though.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 4 Mar 2013 09:57:34 17,086 posts
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    Were you blacked up at the time?
  • BillMurray 4 Mar 2013 15:15:59 8,320 posts
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    Hello nosebleed #2.
  • Psychotext 4 Mar 2013 15:24:15 57,689 posts
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    What the fuck is wrong with your nose? I think I've had a nosebleed twice in my life, and one of those was because I was a gross little fucker who used to pick his nose.
  • BillMurray 4 Mar 2013 15:28:00 8,320 posts
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    I just seem to go through stages of having nosebleeds every few years. When I was working at the hospital I always meant to nip down to A+E to have it cauterised whilst at work but I could never be arsed. Hopefully it's not my brain coming out my nose or anything.
  • imamazed 4 Mar 2013 15:28:48 6,227 posts
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    BillMurray wrote:
    Hopefully it's not my brain coming out my nose or anything.
    I'm not a doctor, but that sounds likely
  • Psychotext 4 Mar 2013 15:28:54 57,689 posts
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    Freaky.
  • nickthegun 4 Mar 2013 15:32:32 64,546 posts
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    I used to get loads of nosebleeds when I was a kid. Had to get my nose cauterised twice.

    The worst was when I was in london. Up St. Pauls cathederal and then I pretty much ran down the steps. The pressure drop caused my face to explode.
  • nickthegun 4 Mar 2013 15:36:50 64,546 posts
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    No idea, but I can confirm that burning flesh does indeed smell like pork.
  • BillMurray 4 Mar 2013 15:40:34 8,320 posts
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    Being stuck on a National Express coach to Scunthorpe with only my favourite tshirt to stop the gushing blood was probably my least favourite time.
  • nickthegun 4 Mar 2013 15:43:37 64,546 posts
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    Ugh. You were that journeys coach weirdo.

    What is it about coaches that mean at least one person has to talk to themselves/stink/vomit/go apeshit or, in your case, piss blood everywhere for the entire fucking journey?
  • Deleted user 4 March 2013 15:44:34
    On my National Express trips, that was usually the driver.
  • localnotail 4 Mar 2013 15:47:00 23,084 posts
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    @Deckard1 Some people just have more delicate capillaries than others. There is a lot of blood up there. I think it is part of the brain coolant system
  • localnotail 4 Mar 2013 15:48:51 23,084 posts
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    I only ever got nosebleeds when I was pregnant, in the morning, when I got out of bed. Freaked me out really badly the first few times (too many horror films), and meant I had to give up cycling to work. Stupid nosebleeds.
  • Alastair 4 Mar 2013 16:08:02 17,130 posts
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    I get nosebleeds on and off. At times of work stress I'm sure it's due to raised blood pressure.
  • billythekid 4 Mar 2013 16:39:48 11,784 posts
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    I've only ever had one nosebleed in my life and that was when my nose was broken due to a kick in the face.
    My dad and half brothers suffer chronically with them though.
  • Alastair 4 Mar 2013 16:41:03 17,130 posts
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    Wow, it must be amazing to not have them.
    I've had them since childhood, so have always assumed they're normal and everyone gets them. Clearly not!
  • billythekid 4 Mar 2013 16:44:13 11,784 posts
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    I'm very grateful I don't get them.
    Must be highly annoying when everyone around thinks they know best as to what you're supposed to do. "Put your head back! No don't do that put it forward, no squeeze it"
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