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  • Tom_Servo 16 Dec 2013 15:01:55 15,532 posts
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    You've got to wonder about the state of some people's toilets at home when you see the state of some public ones.

    Hello new page.

    Edited by Tom_Servo at 15:02:06 16-12-2013
  • Mr_Sleep 16 Dec 2013 15:04:57 16,236 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    The state of our toilets can be a fucking disgrace at times. Apparently someone had a shit on the floor in the ladies toilets a few month ago. Just had a shit on the floor. What in the name of fuck goes through someones head where that becomes an acceptable thing? Just had a shit right in the middle of the floor. Also someone keeps wiping their arse and putting the toilet paper in the fanny pad bin. Fucking animals.
    Perhaps they're so unhappy in their jobs that they're acting out in other ways?

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • SolidSCB 16 Dec 2013 15:05:32 5,822 posts
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    So Mowgli and Deckard work together, eh?
  • nickthegun 16 Dec 2013 15:06:16 55,848 posts
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    Yeah, the mankiest toilets I ever witnessed were when we shared a building with a bank.

    The bank staff seemed to do really aggressive shits.

    Edited by nickthegun at 15:06:23 16-12-2013

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    He totally called it

  • cubbymoore 16 Dec 2013 15:06:52 36,441 posts
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    Deckard's yet to notice he's having these blackouts.
  • beastmaster 16 Dec 2013 15:09:32 10,176 posts
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    He's obviously done this to try to out-crap you! Make 'em LOUD and make 'em BIG!!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • whatfruit 16 Dec 2013 15:13:58 1,080 posts
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    KFC on a monday was a bad idea.
  • Alastair 16 Dec 2013 15:19:32 14,952 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Also someone keeps wiping their arse and putting the toilet paper in the fanny pad bin.
    That will be someone from a country with crap plumbing where they don't put their bog roll down the bog.
    We used to have notices up at uni to stop the international students doing the same.

    Edited by Alastair at 15:19:42 16-12-2013

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Deckard1 16 Dec 2013 15:33:39 25,406 posts
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    Yeah I guessed that. Its why I've been keeping dog shit in my pockets and rubbing it in the hair of anyone with questionable ethnicity.

    Called it

  • sport 16 Dec 2013 15:37:33 12,045 posts
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    We've recently received food waste bins with compostable bags from the council so now we put all our faeces in there.
  • DrStrangelove 16 Dec 2013 15:46:23 2,538 posts
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    If there were only those stupid toilets around where the shit goes right into the water and I can't marvel at my creation sitting on its display table, I'd shit on the floor too.
  • quadfather 16 Dec 2013 18:15:50 10,547 posts
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    Why the fuck is the inability to pronounce the letter "r" called Rhotacism?

    Harsh

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • Punctum 16 Dec 2013 18:21:40 845 posts
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    @quadfather
    :)
  • Psychotext 16 Dec 2013 18:47:23 52,776 posts
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    Cause Hotacism sounds awesome?
  • quadfather 16 Dec 2013 19:23:16 10,547 posts
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    If I say it, its wotacism

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • Razz 20 Dec 2013 02:08:07 59,993 posts
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    What ever happened to aXXo?

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  • Khanivor 20 Dec 2013 02:19:08 39,869 posts
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    Got an oXo cube pregnant and had to leave the country.
  • mal 20 Dec 2013 02:21:37 21,939 posts
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    What ever was aXXo?

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Dirtbox 20 Dec 2013 02:54:07 76,329 posts
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    The guy/group responsible for the best DVD rips available from around 2004 up till 2010 who vanished. No one knew anything about him/them.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • Megapocalypse 20 Dec 2013 05:45:02 5,228 posts
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    Hmm. The storm last night appears to have killed big my computer and blu ray player. Computer now won't boot up and the blu ray player won't display anything or channel sound. :(
  • DrStrangelove 20 Dec 2013 06:31:39 2,538 posts
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    They had Strawberry Fanta in the shop, never saw that before. I thought it'd probably taste like a foul mixture of energy drink, gummi bears, toxic waste, chemical sugar and obviously no trace of strawberry flavour. Needless to say, I had to try it. It actually tasted 100% like imagined.

    And recently, they introduced Pringles' Christmas edition flavours "Sweet Cinnamon" and "Mint Choc". That's really daft, I imagined the former to taste unsettling, and the latter to be a torture tool, so I bought both. The first tasted unsettling, and the latter like dried out dog poo with artificial mint flavour.

    Why do these things exist? What idiot buys that shit?
  • EMarkM 20 Dec 2013 06:37:52 3,133 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    What idiot buys that shit?
    How many did you get? :D
  • muttler 20 Dec 2013 06:42:51 3,771 posts
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    Probably the same idiots who believed your GT6 laptime, and the numerous other storys you fabricate on a regular basis.
  • Salaman 20 Dec 2013 08:59:35 18,239 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    They had Strawberry Fanta in the shop, never saw that before. I thought it'd probably taste like a foul mixture of energy drink, gummi bears, toxic waste, chemical sugar and obviously no trace of strawberry flavour. Needless to say, I had to try it. It actually tasted 100% like imagined.

    And recently, they introduced Pringles' Christmas edition flavours "Sweet Cinnamon" and "Mint Choc". That's really daft, I imagined the former to taste unsettling, and the latter to be a torture tool, so I bought both. The first tasted unsettling, and the latter like dried out dog poo with artificial mint flavour.

    Why do these things exist? What idiot buys that shit?
    You answered your own question.
    These temporary specials are like crappy tourist trap restaurants. They're awful and they know it but they don't care as they'll get your money off you and you'll never be back.

    So put out a "'special' flavour that is awful & let people's curiosity do the rest.
    You'll only ever buy it once but that's OK. They have your money.
  • spamdangled 20 Dec 2013 09:19:27 27,197 posts
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    Jesus christ my cat's shit really stinks out the house. Was just having my morning toast for breakfast (with lemon curd on it, nom nom) and the cat squeezed out what I can only describe as something akin to a weaponised example of feline faeces.

    Cue several minutes of running around and spraying air freshener all over the house. It fucking stank!

    The little fucker didn't even have the grace to bury it under the litter :(

    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • Deckard1 20 Dec 2013 09:31:48 25,406 posts
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    Wow thats quite a pickle

    Called it

  • mrpon 20 Dec 2013 09:32:22 27,644 posts
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    :D

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

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