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  • nickthegun 28 Nov 2013 10:45:50 67,921 posts
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    That guys face is going to smell like grimsby docks for the next year.
  • smoothpete 28 Nov 2013 10:45:53 33,415 posts
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    I mean wow. Look at that. Fucking hell.
  • Dougs 28 Nov 2013 11:35:52 78,701 posts
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    That is brilliant! Poor fucker
  • nickthegun 28 Nov 2013 11:40:04 67,921 posts
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    Its mad. I bet the guy genuinely shat his pants.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 28 Nov 2013 11:41:35 45,130 posts
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    Well, if he did no-one would be able to tell. So there's that at least.
  • Salaman 28 Nov 2013 12:07:17 21,754 posts
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    For fuck's sake. I'm ready to take a lunch break but oh, "let's have a quick gander at the EG forum front page".
    Oh random musings ... always good for a laugh.
    A page of weird nonsensical posts thanks to some spammer being swiftly deleted, followed by an exploding whale.
    I watched the whale clip.
    I closed down the youtube tab.
    I'm ready to go eat lunch.
    I'm quite hungry.
    I keep hearing this *WHOMP* sound now, with associated image of whale guts spewing forth.

    *sigh*
    /hungry
  • nickthegun 28 Nov 2013 12:20:57 67,921 posts
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    Dont eat the sushi
  • TheMayorOfJugs 28 Nov 2013 12:22:49 6,404 posts
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    Wooooh!

    Sperm whale pinatas for everyone in the Faroe Islands this year.
    With gummy sweet intestines!

    Woooh!
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 28 Nov 2013 12:29:44 45,130 posts
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    In unrelated news I had prawn and chorizo paella for my dinner.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 28 Nov 2013 12:33:03 6,404 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    In unrelated news I had prawn and chorizo paella for my dinner.
    Was it good?
  • DaM 28 Nov 2013 12:52:09 16,009 posts
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    I bet he's getting a longer pointy stick for Christmas.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 28 Nov 2013 13:12:30 45,130 posts
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    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    In unrelated news I had prawn and chorizo paella for my dinner.
    Was it good?
    It was OK, too much chorizo, not enough prawn. The chorizo just over-powered everything else. I mean I like the stuff but it was a bit much.
  • localnotail 28 Nov 2013 14:22:42 23,084 posts
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    I like the original version better, it has more drama
  • Load_2.0 28 Nov 2013 14:26:43 23,563 posts
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    Chorizo overpowering is common, I made a stew and thought it would be a good idea to add chorizo.

    It was not.

    Needs to be emplyed sparingly.
  • Deleted user 28 November 2013 14:30:47
    I just noticed - his hook-thing went flying. He seemed to know something would happen though. He stood well away from the point at which he was cutting.

    /EGCSI
  • localnotail 28 Nov 2013 14:35:15 23,084 posts
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    It reminds me of being in theatre when the gastro surgeon I was training under asked a hapless junior student to do a close check to see if he could see anything coming out of the patient's anus, just as he undid their twisted colon. Only with more flying blubber and black ichor.
  • Deleted user 28 November 2013 14:36:46
    !

    I guess that's a gastro-surgeon's in-joke. Or in-then-out-joke.
  • elephantjuice 28 Nov 2013 14:38:31 984 posts
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    Urgh, you can actually see the smell.
  • Stickman 28 Nov 2013 14:41:52 29,652 posts
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    The miracle of childbirth.
  • localnotail 28 Nov 2013 14:51:53 23,084 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    !

    I guess that's a gastro-surgeon's in-joke. Or in-then-out-joke.
    Yep, it was a speciality of this guy, I saw him try it again on that rotation but the word had got around and they dodged the shitstream that time. Just part of the "good-natured" banter bullying that makes a strong surgeon out of a milksop medical student, apparently.
  • localnotail 29 Nov 2013 14:38:12 23,084 posts
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    Zzzzzord.
  • spamdangled 29 Nov 2013 14:43:58 29,859 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Dont eat the sushi
    I love sushi. I always scoff far more than I can handle. I go a bit mad with the wasabi as well, which never ends well. Especially considering I've got IBS - it plays havoc with the digestive system. But I just can't resist...

    Edited by darkmorgado at 14:45:24 29-11-2013
  • localnotail 29 Nov 2013 14:47:47 23,084 posts
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    Wasabi spoils sushi.
  • Psychotext 29 Nov 2013 21:54:32 60,415 posts
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    Sort of related, I tried one of my experimental home grown chillies (have been crossing a bunch of varieties) and it gave me severe stomach cramps. As a general rule you don't tend to feel your intestines or even notice that they're there... but I could completely feel the muscles around them cramping up inside of me. Fucking horrible, I'm letting someone else try my goddamn chillies.
  • localnotail 29 Nov 2013 22:06:03 23,084 posts
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    I'm not sure really hot chillies are a good idea. My friend's aunt used to grow incendiary chillies and eat them with every meal. She got stomach cancer in her 40s. Might not be connected, but hard to discount.
  • localnotail 29 Nov 2013 22:08:50 23,084 posts
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    I miss the photochop challenges. Would they work anymore now so many people aren't on desktops?

    Edited by localnotail at 00:29:05 30-11-2013
  • spamdangled 29 Nov 2013 23:11:05 29,859 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Wasabi spoils sushi.
    Lies! Lies and falsehoods!
  • EMarkM 29 Nov 2013 23:22:07 4,218 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    That guys face is going to smell like grimsby docks for the next year.
    Hello new page :D
  • GuiltySpark 2 Dec 2013 12:08:11 6,647 posts
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    I have an interview for work experience at a special school in two hours. Quite nervous. Definitely need to ace it though for a good reference.
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