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  • Alastair 6 Nov 2013 10:59:08 14,947 posts
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    We need a diagram in the style of thedaveeyres in order to be able to comment.

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • AceGrace 6 Nov 2013 11:05:59 898 posts
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    thedaveeyres wrote:
    Full cycle cunt regalia.

    Also, it was a WOMAN.
    Camel Toe?
  • Mr_Sleep 6 Nov 2013 11:41:50 16,216 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    We need a diagram in the style of thedaveeyres in order to be able to comment.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • TheSaint 6 Nov 2013 11:47:30 13,629 posts
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    Probably worth complaining to the council so if anything did happen you could prove that you had raised it as a potential danger.
  • Alastair 6 Nov 2013 11:48:55 14,947 posts
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    @Mr_Sleep Are you the yellow car or the white one?

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • neilka 6 Nov 2013 12:36:53 14,935 posts
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    Where do grocers still exist?
  • Mr_Sleep 6 Nov 2013 12:38:12 16,216 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    @Mr_Sleep Are you the yellow car or the white one?
    White one, obviously.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • sport 6 Nov 2013 12:38:58 12,041 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Where do grocers still exist?
    Mr_Sleep lives in the 60s.
  • Mr_Sleep 6 Nov 2013 12:42:36 16,216 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    Probably worth complaining to the council so if anything did happen you could prove that you had raised it as a potential danger.
    It's true, good point. The thing is that they have recently redeveloped it so that the supermarket is in-only via that road but that has solved none of the problems for people coming out of my road and there is a perfectly fine entrance and exit on another road behind the supermarket.

    The road, I should point out, has over 200 houses on it, so it's not a paltry side road. It's also connected to a great deal of houses further out and is a main point of egress.

    I doubt I'd be the first person to complain about it either, I was chatting to someone further up the road about it as she was starting a campaign about something else and she seemed like the kind of person that does something about these things. Not that it should stop me.

    Edited by Mr_Sleep at 12:44:02 06-11-2013

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • nickthegun 6 Nov 2013 22:01:51 55,848 posts
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    I think ive caught AIDS.

    If you go bowling with work and someone asks you to pose for a photo, dont do an impression of The Jesus. You WILL end up licking the alley ball.

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    He totally called it

  • JuanKerr 6 Nov 2013 22:29:29 36,094 posts
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    You've probably caught foot AIDS from the filthy hire shoes as well.
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    And also from that tramp you sucked off in the gents.
  • neilka 6 Nov 2013 22:41:01 14,935 posts
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    And from ecosse.
  • CharlieStCloud 6 Nov 2013 22:41:59 4,660 posts
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    I hope you entered a WORLD OF PAIN, nickthegun.
  • Load_2.0 6 Nov 2013 22:43:13 18,151 posts
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    I am no Doctor but you definitely have AIDS.

    The gay one.
  • Trafford 6 Nov 2013 22:54:14 5,268 posts
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    meme wrote:
    And also from that tramp you sucked off in the gents.
    No that was Curly.
  • imamazed 6 Nov 2013 22:57:30 5,450 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    I am no Doctor but you definitely have AIDS.

    The gay one.
    Is that bad AIDS?
  • Salaman 7 Nov 2013 09:09:01 18,236 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I think ive caught AIDS.

    If you go bowling with work and someone asks you to pose for a photo, dont do an impression of The Jesus. You WILL end up licking the alley ball.
    :-D

    I hope they took a second picture right after, when you were spitting and spluttering.
  • OptimusPube 7 Nov 2013 09:14:29 2,401 posts
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    I think I may have given myself eye cancer reading the comments on the main article on the front page.

    Is it supposed to be like this?

  • nickthegun 7 Nov 2013 09:15:48 55,848 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    You've probably caught foot AIDS from the filthy hire shoes as well.
    BREAKING NEWS: you no longer have to wear clown shoes. They only make you wear them if you have high heels. At least at our local one, anyway. They probably figured its cheaper to clean the alley than keep a million pairs of shitty shoes in.

    I was as surprised as you are.

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    He totally called it

  • mrpon 7 Nov 2013 09:21:10 27,637 posts
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    Pfft, how do you then administer the slide then release manoeuvre to maximise the spin straight into 1-2 pocket?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • DrStrangelove 7 Nov 2013 20:22:51 2,538 posts
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    AceGrace wrote:
    thedaveeyres wrote:
    Full cycle cunt regalia.

    Also, it was a WOMAN.
    Camel Toe?


    Some devs/pubs are really stretching it

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 20:23:23 07-11-2013
  • monkehhh 7 Nov 2013 22:57:31 3,120 posts
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    Happily eating a Christmas sandwich from Sainsbury's today, until I bit in to a small tube of metal. Took it back in to the store today at the request of customer services (via Twitter). Patiently awaiting my millions of pounds of compensation.
  • localnotail 8 Nov 2013 14:36:54 23,093 posts
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    Although I've never lived more than a few miles north of Kings Lynn, I'm 75% NORTHERN according to the Northometer! That's somewhere around Hull, apparently.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • TheSaint 8 Nov 2013 14:40:53 13,629 posts
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    I came up 0% or somewhere around Jersey. I couldn't even understand some of the questions.
  • Psychotext 8 Nov 2013 14:43:09 52,767 posts
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    Wolverhampton for me. Filthy northerners.
  • Alastair 8 Nov 2013 14:44:05 14,947 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Although I've never lived more than a few miles north of Kings Lynn, I'm 75% NORTHERN according to the Northometer! That's somewhere around Hull, apparently.
    I am 25% Northern - somewhere around London. Which is correct. I drink bitter, but don't understand funny northern lingo.
    It's all flat caps and whippets once you get past Northampton.

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • TheSaint 8 Nov 2013 14:44:13 13,629 posts
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    Do they really do gravy in northern chip shops or is that quiz just taking the piss?
  • Alastair 8 Nov 2013 14:45:06 14,947 posts
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    Dripping surely...

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Deckard1 8 Nov 2013 14:45:12 25,339 posts
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    18% Bournemouth apparently.

    Called it

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