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  • riceNpea 22 Feb 2013 23:09:27 595 posts
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    Kostabi wrote:
    I bet the styles match their muffs too, that's the real problem with communism.
    they'll have proper angry, bushy muffs. good old fashioned muffs like you used to find in porno mags. who remember when bushes used to have porn mags in hidden in them?
  • RelaxedMikki 23 Feb 2013 00:06:55 1,637 posts
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    I think maybe bushes would grow porno mags in the 80s. Young men would be drawn to them and get smeared in bush pollen. Like bushy muff bees drawn to the sweet necter of bushy bush muffs. Or something.
  • Lexx87 23 Feb 2013 00:09:23 20,853 posts
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    What.

    What.
  • RelaxedMikki 23 Feb 2013 00:16:26 1,637 posts
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    The magazines had to get there somehow, right?

    I've been watching those Brian Cox shows, and just figured there might be an evolutionary explanation...
  • Lukus 23 Feb 2013 00:17:17 20,391 posts
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    YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS!
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2015 23 Feb 2013 00:19:00 29,579 posts
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    What is paper made of? Trees. Trees are the source of porn. Bushes are almost tree, therefore occasionally sprout almost porn. Sometimes, when the conditions are just right, that evolves into actual porn.
  • RelaxedMikki 23 Feb 2013 00:33:52 1,637 posts
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    It's been argued that the 'homeless with AIDs theory' (sajasanmen 00:17:52) doesn't really hold water. There are recorded instances of porno bushes as early as 1955 - pre-dating the emergence of HIV by some two decades.

    I fear that Occam's razor may leave muffo-pollination as the only remaining explanation...!
  • RelaxedMikki 23 Feb 2013 00:40:59 1,637 posts
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    The idea that evolution is some kind of universal law (and not just something that applies on earth) had somehow never occurred to me before those documentries that are on the BBC at the moment.

    Seems to basically mean that there is inevitably tons of alien life out there. It's just all so f**king astronomically far away that none of us will ever meet any of it...

    And weirdly, a lot of the life that's out there will be similar in a lot of ways to the life on earth, because when the physical conditions in this universe are amenable to life, they are amenable to life within certain physical constraints...
  • 4gate 23 Feb 2013 00:56:16 362 posts
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    Must be why they haven't visited, would be a right bastard trying to get into space with the added weight of a water atmosphere. Not to mention lighting the rocket.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 00:57:36
    mmm. The things that live around seabed vents seem pretty alien to me.
  • RelaxedMikki 23 Feb 2013 00:58:17 1,637 posts
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    Yup - it was water I was thinking of, really.

    Basically, Hydrogen and Oxygen are very common elements. So, water is going to be a pretty common compound on planets. And the best shape, physically, for moving through water is more or less shark proportioned. So the physics of this universe means there will be life on planets that moves through water shaped like sharks.

    Not so sure about the two arms / two legs / two eyes thing of Star Trek... but I would of previously said "There's no way aliens would look anything like life on Earth". Now I am not so sure...
  • RelaxedMikki 23 Feb 2013 01:25:44 1,637 posts
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    Man. I have been posting this stuff whilst watching a silent livestream of my wife in Ecuador. She's dressed in black at the funeral of her father. In the South Americain tradition, he is in an open coffin and people are cueing to pay their last respects. It's really odd watching this in silence from so far away.

    He passed away just hours ago whilst my wife was at his bedside. Along with her bother, she'd been nursing him night and day through these last weeks.

    All this universe may be explicable by physics from numbers. But love and heart and distance are very real.

    Seems like she's left the vigil now for a ciggie. I am going to call it a night. Thanks for the internet chats...
  • BillMurray 23 Feb 2013 01:36:49 8,828 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    3 for me, I love the vulcan style hair cut
    This guy is on the money.
  • neilka 23 Feb 2013 01:56:49 19,003 posts
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    I'm a fan of number 11, the "Have You Seen This Woman Sir".
  • Load_2.0 23 Feb 2013 09:30:08 23,976 posts
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    Things I have to do today.

    NOTHING.

    Saturday may involve, a wank, a curry, a pizza, some tv.

    LOVE IT.
  • cubbymoore 23 Feb 2013 11:40:52 36,591 posts
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    I just came in my gf's hair and she's now having a shower. Good start to the day.
  • speedofthepuma 23 Feb 2013 11:41:57 13,395 posts
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    Was she aware of any of that?
  • sport 23 Feb 2013 12:33:00 13,681 posts
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    Fuck, I can't get this shit outta my hair, FML!!!!
  • jonsaan 23 Feb 2013 12:35:16 26,477 posts
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    Did you miss her asshole?
  • speedofthepuma 23 Feb 2013 12:37:11 13,395 posts
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    Now that's one hairy arsehole.
  • Rusty_M 23 Feb 2013 12:40:37 6,369 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    What.

    What.
    In the butt?
  • cubbymoore 23 Feb 2013 13:17:03 36,591 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Did you miss her asshole?
    Missed her tits. Luckily she found it hilarious.
  • 4gate 23 Feb 2013 14:02:34 362 posts
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    It is 2 years today since I had a haircut.
  • mrpon 23 Feb 2013 14:38:00 32,542 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Fuck, I can't get this shit outta my hair, FML!!!!
    In your dreams cueball noggin!
  • Lexx87 23 Feb 2013 15:02:39 20,853 posts
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    With minstrel paint lol
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