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  • mal 2 Aug 2013 17:53:24 23,927 posts
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    I'm Spartacus!
  • spamdangled 2 Aug 2013 17:54:05 27,911 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    darkmorgado wrote:
    Is Fruit actually still around anymore?
    Not really. He got a girlfriend
    Has this been independently confirmed? ;)
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 2 Aug 2013 17:55:37 42,093 posts
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    I've spoken to her. Neosalad has met her. It's all quite strange.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 2 Aug 2013 18:00:46 17,008 posts
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    Is it a gala melon with a face drawn on it in market pen like last time?
  • Bremenacht 2 Aug 2013 18:01:53 21,604 posts
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    mal wrote:
    I'm Spartacus!
    I thought you were b0iled_gAmer?
  • Bremenacht 2 Aug 2013 18:03:27 21,604 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Is it a gala melon with a face drawn on it in market pen like last time?
    Ohh classy. Make a hole, pour in warm water and voila: sexual partner #5
  • spamdangled 2 Aug 2013 18:05:10 27,911 posts
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    It sort of makes you wonder what she's like. Is she basically a Female version of Fruit?

    I bet their nights out together are interesting.

    Edited by darkmorgado at 18:05:57 02-08-2013
  • cubbymoore 2 Aug 2013 18:13:33 36,510 posts
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    I don't understand. I thought fruit only went out on the lash so he could pluck up enough courage to post on here.
  • prawnking1980 2 Aug 2013 18:20:02 6,665 posts
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    Is it choppi?
  • ronuds 2 Aug 2013 18:22:42 21,786 posts
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    So that's who she's been complaining about all this time?
  • prawnking1980 2 Aug 2013 18:27:00 6,665 posts
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    It all comes together now.
  • SolidSCB 2 Aug 2013 18:29:21 8,501 posts
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    He's far too busy bravely serving our country in the RAF.
  • Bremenacht 2 Aug 2013 18:32:08 21,604 posts
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    cheeky_prawnking wrote:
    Is it choppi?
    fruit's in a relationship with a truck driver???!
  • spamdangled 2 Aug 2013 18:33:58 27,911 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    cheeky_prawnking wrote:
    Is it choppi?
    fruit's in a relationship with a truck driver???!
    Doesn't seem that far-fetched. They could work for Carlsberg or Smirnoff.
  • monkehhh 2 Aug 2013 19:18:52 3,859 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    He's far too busy bravely serving our country in the RAF.
    +1
  • sport 2 Aug 2013 19:30:49 13,039 posts
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    He'll kill her for this little island!!!
  • Mr-Brett 2 Aug 2013 19:39:35 13,261 posts
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    Good for fruit, not having his weekly self destructions on here is a win-win. Although god help us if they break up.
  • spamdangled 2 Aug 2013 20:41:53 27,911 posts
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    Yeah, I always thought he could do with a calming influence in his life. Pleased for them.

    Did he actually end up joining the services then?

    Edited by darkmorgado at 20:42:42 02-08-2013
  • Deleted user 2 August 2013 20:44:28
    Of course he didn't.
  • spamdangled 2 Aug 2013 21:46:01 27,911 posts
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    Well in fairness, he did used to speak about it pretty frequently. He seemed pretty set on it. Unlikely maybe, but nothing surprises me when it comes to Fruit :)
  • wogsy81 2 Aug 2013 21:48:19 761 posts
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    Whatever happened to smuggo?

    I remember us eg'ers trying to win a competition for him and his lovely missus one time and we were pipped at the post by a right poncy couple. I still think that competition was rigged.
  • spamdangled 2 Aug 2013 21:52:51 27,911 posts
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    He got a ban-on-sight thing for ages. But I think he's allowed back in the L4D group as long as he doesnt stray outside it.
  • Deleted user 2 August 2013 21:55:02
    I genuinely, 100%, think my dog might be autistic. Not taking the piss or anything.
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    Does it stand in corners repeating "I'm an excellent driver" over and over again?
  • spamdangled 2 Aug 2013 22:31:26 27,911 posts
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    Or card count in casinos?
  • FartPipe 2 Aug 2013 22:34:17 4,081 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    I genuinely, 100%, think my dog might be autistic. Not taking the piss or anything.
    Yeah but has it shat on a sofa.
  • ronuds 2 Aug 2013 22:36:26 21,786 posts
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    Pets take after their owners, innit?
  • spamdangled 3 Aug 2013 02:32:06 27,911 posts
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    After over 5 years, handing back the keys to my landlady tomorrow (well, today).

    It's going to be REALLY weird not having that place as home anymore.

    I really hate moving house... always takes me ages to adjust to the new place.
  • dominalien 3 Aug 2013 06:40:33 7,470 posts
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    Change is good, as I recently found out after holding on to things I knew for far too long.
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