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  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 8 Nov 2017 08:52:15 12,481 posts
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    Someone needs to fortify the match thread for the incoming hordes.
  • KD 8 Nov 2017 11:24:51 1,906 posts
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    Not much I hate more than stripping wallpaper, half a small wall down and only 5 times the amount to go :(

    Edited by KD at 11:25:10 08-11-2017
  • beastmaster 9 Nov 2017 00:22:17 17,869 posts
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    Just got back from seeing the Cabaret musical with Louise Redknapp and Will Young.

    Way, way better than expected.

    Edit: Just in case there's some clever dick out there. They were in the cast and not my companions for the evening. :)

    Edited by beastmaster at 00:23:30 09-11-2017

    Edited by beastmaster at 00:23:48 09-11-2017
  • Alastair 9 Nov 2017 16:43:43 21,536 posts
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    We all know you'd have wanted to be there with Rachel Riley.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Nov 2017 16:57:59 5,184 posts
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    Mmmmmm.... Rachel Riley...she makes my winky feel all weird.
  • mothercruncher 9 Nov 2017 20:16:28 14,490 posts
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    I imagine she can only do the math so well because those dresses squeeze all the blood to her head.
  • b0rk 9 Nov 2017 21:43:55 7,557 posts
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    /just bought advanced warfare from cdkeys for cheap
    /forgot spacey was in it

    :/
  • Fake_Blood 9 Nov 2017 22:02:41 8,181 posts
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    F
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 9 Nov 2017 23:41:15 5,555 posts
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    b0rk wrote:
    /just bought advanced warfare from cdkeys for cheap
    /forgot spacey was in it

    :/
    Do you get to shoot him? Has it become the Wolfenstein of Hollywood sex pests?
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 12:35:10 2,584 posts
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    I'm off work today. I just emptied Mister Piggles of five and a half years of change and took it down to the supermarket to change it into a more usable form of money.

    Standing in front of a whirring, grinding monolith and pouring vast quantities of small change into a hole, causing it to make beeping and booping noises while a number shoots upwards on the little screen is, without a doubt, the most satisfying thing I have done for weeks.
  • Alastair 10 Nov 2017 12:37:36 21,536 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    I'm off work today. I just emptied Mister Piggles...
    As I read the first line I thought I was reading a new euphemism for wanking...
  • KnuttinAtoll 10 Nov 2017 12:44:37 5,241 posts
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    I read that while applying a Forrest Gump accent in my mind.

    Misssterrr Peeggglz.
  • b0rk 10 Nov 2017 15:21:44 7,557 posts
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    Think my video card is dying, happened when I started playing Advanced Spacey. :(
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 15:34:10 5,184 posts
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    b0rk wrote:
    Think my video card is dying, happened when I started playing Advanced Spacey. :(
    Shit, are you saying that digital versions of Spacey are molesting components now?
  • RelaxedMikki 10 Nov 2017 15:34:39 2,422 posts
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    @Rogueywon

    On a similar supermarket satisfation note, one of the highlights of my mornings is when I put a banana on the scales and correctly predict the price.

    "14p. Yes. Get in there"
    "16p. Shit. Should have figured that larger than average stalk was carrying some weight"

    The small endorphin hit of a correct guess is quite satisfying. Like a purple item in a loot box.

    Edited by RelaxedMikki at 15:40:09 10-11-2017
  • Psychotext 10 Nov 2017 15:37:37 62,435 posts
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    You two really need to take a cold hard look at your lives. lol
  • neilka 10 Nov 2017 15:40:42 20,957 posts
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    You know they do them in bunches now right?
  • DrStrangelove 10 Nov 2017 15:41:59 11,951 posts
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    I just learned that the world's most common surname is Wang
  • whatfruitlivesagain 10 Nov 2017 15:44:33 754 posts
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    There is a a restaurant in Hong Kong called Ho-Lee-Fook.

    It serves Peking Goose with peanut infused french toast.

    How can one place contain so much awesome.
  • Garfy 10 Nov 2017 15:50:16 1,315 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    I just learned that the world's most common surname is Wang
    [joke spoil]It's pronounced Wong.[/joke spoil]
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 16:01:22 12,481 posts
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    Pretty harsh that it involved a plane crash but still...

  • StarchildHypocrethes 10 Nov 2017 16:06:30 31,015 posts
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    I feel very ashamed, but that is the guiltiest lol I've had in a long time :D
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 16:08:19 12,481 posts
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    Bang ding ow always gets me.
  • Addy_B 10 Nov 2017 16:09:32 2,791 posts
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    Yeah i read that last year. I did shamefully laugh as well. One of the YT comments mentions they missed off the Navigator.....Wong Wei.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 16:22:13 5,184 posts
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    Gentlemans, gentlemans! Please rise for...

  • whatfruitlivesagain 10 Nov 2017 16:27:47 754 posts
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    That has got to be a photoshop.
  • challenge_hanukkah 10 Nov 2017 16:37:57 5,747 posts
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    You'll shit when you hear about bidets.
  • Alastair 10 Nov 2017 16:50:09 21,536 posts
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    Negan wrote:
    Wet wipes are a bum wiping game changer.
    Please confirm that you don't put them down the toilet after.
    Or are you a fatberg enabler?
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