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  • mad_caddy 19 Jul 2013 14:32:39 3,306 posts
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    I see a lot of people driving with at least one white headphone plugged into their noise listening holes.

    I thought being behind the wheel of a car dictated that you needed to not wear headphones. I would have thought it a bit, you know, fucking stupid blocking out traffic noise.
  • imamazed 19 Jul 2013 14:34:57 5,706 posts
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    pardon?
  • psychokitten Moderator 19 Jul 2013 14:42:21 7,794 posts
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    You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
  • cubbymoore 19 Jul 2013 14:57:18 36,497 posts
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    If people would stop beeping their horn at me, I wouldn't have to turn the volume up so high.
  • Load_2.0 19 Jul 2013 15:01:24 19,354 posts
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    I had a mate whose Mum was exceptional at finding and destroying his porn. So he kept it in the car and learned to drive and wank at the same time with a bongo mag on the dash.

    Yes a "mate" my porn stash was so poorly hidden my mum found it all the time.
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2013 15:05:23 21,788 posts
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    Why does she care if you to look at porn? You're a grown ass man!
  • TheSaint 19 Jul 2013 17:16:39 14,478 posts
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    I remember when I was at school the teacher was lucky to get a bottle of wine at the end of the year. Just come home today to find the living room full of wine, flowers, gift vouchers and a box or two of stuff that hasn't been opened.

    If only I didn't find kids so bloody annoying then teaching would have been a good option.
  • Load_2.0 19 Jul 2013 17:23:13 19,354 posts
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    @ronuds

    When we were 16.
  • cubbymoore 19 Jul 2013 17:35:51 36,497 posts
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    @TheSaint sorry to break this to you but the gifts are from the kid's dads.
  • mrpon 19 Jul 2013 17:38:44 28,997 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    ..and a box or two of stuff that hasn't been opened.
    Agent Provocateur?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • TheSaint 19 Jul 2013 17:53:29 14,478 posts
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    No underwear yet unfortunately. Spotted some John Lewis vouchers though, these parents must be loaded.
  • skuzzbag 19 Jul 2013 19:23:37 5,648 posts
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    Are these gifts or bribes then?
  • neilka 19 Jul 2013 19:35:16 16,102 posts
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    Any ferry tickets?

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • TheSaint 19 Jul 2013 19:40:20 14,478 posts
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    Bit late for bribes on the last day I suppose.

    I guess Primary School is the prime ground for gifts as you only have the one teacher for most of the week.
  • MrDigital 19 Jul 2013 19:40:41 1,866 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    I had a mate whose Mum was exceptional at finding and destroying his porn. So he kept it in the car and learned to drive and wank at the same time with a bongo mag on the dash.

    Yes a "mate" my porn stash was so poorly hidden my mum found it all the time.
    I can really tell that I'm of a different generation from you when I was confused about what you said until I remembered physical copies of porn were a thing.

    Formerly TheStylishHobo and Geesh.

  • Jeepers 19 Jul 2013 19:58:31 13,181 posts
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    Porn mags in bushes. You youngsters will never know the joy.
  • Kostabi 19 Jul 2013 20:00:37 4,932 posts
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    At least with a good old fashioned porn mag you don't have to experience the terror of webcams turning on or headphones being unplugged mid-stroke.
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2013 20:04:18 21,788 posts
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    The trick is to make your room so unsavory as to frighten your mother from wanting to enter.

    Then you can have anything you want - drugs, weapons, porn... sky's the limit!
  • Load_2.0 19 Jul 2013 20:06:46 19,354 posts
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    Haha :D
  • RyanDS 19 Jul 2013 20:07:36 9,433 posts
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    We used to have to fight to see that rare vagina in my day. Hell, in South Africa growing up the fucking "porno" mags has latex over the nipples and vagina like a fucking scratch card. And it was thick latex and flimsy paper, so half the time you excitidely ripped the page trying to get it off! (Get it off geddit?!) That is assuming you managed to get a dodgy newsagent to sell you one.

    And video wise there was one copy of basic instinct passed around school on VHS that had been used by so many horny boys that when it came anywhere within 30 seconds of anything even remotely sexy the image degraded to the point where it was just static thanks to so much pause and rewind.

    Fucking kids these days and their Beeg and Tubegalore. They have it so easy!
  • Jeepers 19 Jul 2013 20:10:10 13,181 posts
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    Wait. What?

    Your grumble mags had latex on the nips and scratch card fannies?
  • Load_2.0 19 Jul 2013 20:12:36 19,354 posts
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    That sounds awful!
  • Deleted user 19 July 2013 20:13:37
    Who was it that started a concerted effort to buy porn mags and spread them in bushes around parks? Smoothpete?
  • RyanDS 19 Jul 2013 20:17:45 9,433 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    Wait. What?

    Your grumble mags had latex on the nips and scratch card fannies?
    That was after the laws were relaxed.
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2013 20:20:31 21,788 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    Jeepers wrote:
    Wait. What?

    Your grumble mags had latex on the nips and scratch card fannies?
    That was after the laws were relaxed.
    And before?
  • RyanDS 19 Jul 2013 20:22:12 9,433 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    RyanDS wrote:
    Jeepers wrote:
    Wait. What?

    Your grumble mags had latex on the nips and scratch card fannies?
    That was after the laws were relaxed.
    And before?
    Big stars over the nipples, clothed below.
  • mrpon 19 Jul 2013 20:23:30 28,997 posts
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    Tell me, fucking tell me those were scratch n sniff panels?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 19 Jul 2013 20:26:11 60,137 posts
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    We found one once on a stagger back from town on Christmas Eve.

    We ripped it up and posted a page through the letterbox of each house on my mates street as a Christmas present to all the dads.

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  • sport 19 Jul 2013 20:27:53 12,758 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    ronuds wrote:
    RyanDS wrote:
    Jeepers wrote:
    Wait. What?

    Your grumble mags had latex on the nips and scratch card fannies?
    That was after the laws were relaxed.
    And before?
    Big stars over the nipples, clothed below.
    Scope FTW \o/
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2013 20:28:51 21,788 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    ronuds wrote:
    RyanDS wrote:
    Jeepers wrote:
    Wait. What?

    Your grumble mags had latex on the nips and scratch card fannies?
    That was after the laws were relaxed.
    And before?
    Big stars over the nipples, clothed below.
    Not too different from these parts. I think we jumped straight from the stars to full nudity, with no scratch cards in between.

    Of course, I think that occurred a few decades before where you are. :p
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