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  • Deleted user 15 July 2013 22:04:58
    Every little helps.
  • Bremenacht 15 Jul 2013 22:15:37 15,739 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Every little helps.
    That's not what she said

    Once an eagle taught me courage. And I will never forget that day

  • Megapocalypse 16 Jul 2013 15:51:17 5,227 posts
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  • Megapocalypse 16 Jul 2013 15:51:18 5,227 posts
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    Is it ever acceptable to turn up to a first date in shorts and flip flops? :p

    Meeting a girl for drinks later and I hear that making a little bit of an effort to look smart is generally the done thing, but christ its hot! :redface:
  • Ironlungs76 16 Jul 2013 15:52:56 4,930 posts
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    Go in a mankini if it's that hot. At least it ought to break the ice ;)
  • psychokitten Moderator 16 Jul 2013 15:53:23 7,791 posts
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    Gross. No.
  • ronuds 16 Jul 2013 15:53:34 21,788 posts
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    If you're going to the beach...
  • neilka 16 Jul 2013 15:55:22 14,935 posts
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    Smile and an erection
  • nickthegun 16 Jul 2013 15:56:59 55,848 posts
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    Wear shorts and flipflops with a shirt and bowtie on the top half to balance it out.

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    He totally called it

  • LeoliansBro 16 Jul 2013 16:01:03 41,831 posts
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    My God.

    Just unbelievable.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Chopsen 16 Jul 2013 16:05:39 15,105 posts
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    That's why they don't let children fly planes any more.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Jul 2013 16:08:46 8,742 posts
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    Bah, the owner of our building has decided to sell all the flats so I need to buy it or find somewhere new :-(

    XBL : ecosse011172
    PSN : ecosse_011172
    NNID : armoured_bear

  • Zizoo 16 Jul 2013 16:11:01 7,665 posts
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    Did he find your dungeon?
  • nickthegun 16 Jul 2013 16:21:43 55,848 posts
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    He's planning on converting it into a wine cellar.

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    He totally called it

  • neilka 16 Jul 2013 16:25:24 14,935 posts
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    One flat for sale, good condition but smells of Wii and tears.
  • Bremenacht 16 Jul 2013 22:58:04 15,739 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    My God.

    Just unbelievable.
    Fuck. There seems to be this weird thing in Russia for letting kids take control of things they really ought not to. Youtubes of kids driving cars while proud parents cluck about them.

    Once an eagle taught me courage. And I will never forget that day

  • thefilthandthefury 17 Jul 2013 09:10:50 24,899 posts
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    The magnetic doors at work are buggered so we can't get in. Yes!

    I feel like a kid at school, when the teacher is running late.

    Then again, it'll just mean there's more to do when we DO eventually get in...
  • localnotail 17 Jul 2013 11:02:19 23,093 posts
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    Well, that went well.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Ironlungs76 17 Jul 2013 11:06:43 4,930 posts
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    Indeed.
  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 11:11:19
    Still sniggering at rubber ruby.
  • Ironlungs76 17 Jul 2013 11:15:00 4,930 posts
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    Hey, take that back, she's been left feeling deflated by the whole sorry farce!
  • DFawkes 17 Jul 2013 11:18:24 22,030 posts
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    I really want to google that to see if it's real sex toy, because it's too good not to be. If it is, I think we've got Dragon's Den material.

    Nope, nothing. This could be the new Rampant Rabbit. Ironlungs' invention though, best give you a chance to patent the heck out of it. Make sure the packaging is puntastic.

    Edited by DFawkes at 11:19:01 17-07-2013

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • Psychotext 17 Jul 2013 11:28:19 52,763 posts
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    Is that from another thread?
  • Ka-blamo 17 Jul 2013 12:55:09 7,092 posts
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    Whenever I do any sporting activities my penis shrinks to a fraction of it's size, sort of like a reverse boner.

    Is it evolutionary to stop me getting it snagged on sharp objects whilst I'm running/jumping/kicking?
  • Chopsen 17 Jul 2013 12:58:52 15,105 posts
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    The size of your penis is very dependent on blood flow. When erect, it's engorged with blood.

    Your body redirects blood flow to where it is most needed. If you're doing a lot of physical exercise, blood flow to your muscles increases massively. As you've only got so much blood to go around, other bits which are less active get less.
  • LeoliansBro 17 Jul 2013 13:01:30 41,831 posts
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    Keep telling yourself that Chopsen...

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Bremenacht 17 Jul 2013 13:01:34 15,739 posts
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    My body seems to direct blood flow to my arse, for the time I spend sitting on it.

    Once an eagle taught me courage. And I will never forget that day

  • Ka-blamo 17 Jul 2013 13:02:36 7,092 posts
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    Ah, I see.

    It makes me self conscious in my football shorts though, bad times...as it's quite big usually, it's false advertising.
  • Steve_Perry 17 Jul 2013 13:03:19 2,435 posts
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    Stick a football sock down there.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • Ka-blamo 17 Jul 2013 13:03:35 7,092 posts
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