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  • Deleted user 15 July 2013 22:04:58
    Every little helps.
  • Deleted user 15 July 2013 22:15:37
    mowgli wrote:
    Every little helps.
    That's not what she said

  • RichDC 16 Jul 2013 15:51:17 6,780 posts
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  • RichDC 16 Jul 2013 15:51:18 6,780 posts
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    Is it ever acceptable to turn up to a first date in shorts and flip flops? :p

    Meeting a girl for drinks later and I hear that making a little bit of an effort to look smart is generally the done thing, but christ its hot! :redface:
  • Deleted user 16 July 2013 15:52:56
    Go in a mankini if it's that hot. At least it ought to break the ice ;)
  • psychokitten Moderator 16 Jul 2013 15:53:23 7,795 posts
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    Gross. No.
  • ronuds 16 Jul 2013 15:53:34 21,783 posts
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    If you're going to the beach...
  • neilka 16 Jul 2013 15:55:22 18,438 posts
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    Smile and an erection
  • nickthegun 16 Jul 2013 15:56:59 67,425 posts
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    Wear shorts and flipflops with a shirt and bowtie on the top half to balance it out.
  • chopsen 16 Jul 2013 16:05:39 18,392 posts
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    That's why they don't let children fly planes any more.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Jul 2013 16:08:46 17,338 posts
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    Bah, the owner of our building has decided to sell all the flats so I need to buy it or find somewhere new :-(
  • Ziz0u 16 Jul 2013 16:11:01 10,558 posts
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    Did he find your dungeon?
  • nickthegun 16 Jul 2013 16:21:43 67,425 posts
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    He's planning on converting it into a wine cellar.
  • neilka 16 Jul 2013 16:25:24 18,438 posts
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    One flat for sale, good condition but smells of Wii and tears.
  • Deleted user 16 July 2013 22:58:04
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    My God.

    Just unbelievable.
    Fuck. There seems to be this weird thing in Russia for letting kids take control of things they really ought not to. Youtubes of kids driving cars while proud parents cluck about them.
  • MrSensible 17 Jul 2013 09:10:50 26,380 posts
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    The magnetic doors at work are buggered so we can't get in. Yes!

    I feel like a kid at school, when the teacher is running late.

    Then again, it'll just mean there's more to do when we DO eventually get in...
  • localnotail 17 Jul 2013 11:02:19 23,084 posts
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    Well, that went well.
  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 11:06:43
    Indeed.
  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 11:11:19
    Still sniggering at rubber ruby.
  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 11:15:00
    Hey, take that back, she's been left feeling deflated by the whole sorry farce!
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2015 17 Jul 2013 11:18:24 28,760 posts
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    I really want to google that to see if it's real sex toy, because it's too good not to be. If it is, I think we've got Dragon's Den material.

    Nope, nothing. This could be the new Rampant Rabbit. Ironlungs' invention though, best give you a chance to patent the heck out of it. Make sure the packaging is puntastic.

    Edited by DFawkes at 11:19:01 17-07-2013
  • Psychotext 17 Jul 2013 11:28:19 60,227 posts
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    Is that from another thread?
  • chopsen 17 Jul 2013 12:58:52 18,392 posts
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    The size of your penis is very dependent on blood flow. When erect, it's engorged with blood.

    Your body redirects blood flow to where it is most needed. If you're doing a lot of physical exercise, blood flow to your muscles increases massively. As you've only got so much blood to go around, other bits which are less active get less.
  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 13:01:34
    My body seems to direct blood flow to my arse, for the time I spend sitting on it.
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