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  • Deleted user 15 July 2013 22:04:58
    Every little helps.
  • Bremenacht 15 Jul 2013 22:15:37 20,062 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Every little helps.
    That's not what she said

    Je suis Burkey

  • RichDC 16 Jul 2013 15:51:17 5,589 posts
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  • RichDC 16 Jul 2013 15:51:18 5,589 posts
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    Is it ever acceptable to turn up to a first date in shorts and flip flops? :p

    Meeting a girl for drinks later and I hear that making a little bit of an effort to look smart is generally the done thing, but christ its hot! :redface:
  • Deleted user 16 July 2013 15:52:56
    Go in a mankini if it's that hot. At least it ought to break the ice ;)
  • psychokitten Moderator 16 Jul 2013 15:53:23 7,794 posts
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    Gross. No.
  • ronuds 16 Jul 2013 15:53:34 21,788 posts
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    If you're going to the beach...
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 16 Jul 2013 15:55:22 16,707 posts
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    Smile and an erection

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • nickthegun 16 Jul 2013 15:56:59 61,784 posts
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    Wear shorts and flipflops with a shirt and bowtie on the top half to balance it out.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • chopsen 16 Jul 2013 16:05:39 16,401 posts
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    That's why they don't let children fly planes any more.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Jul 2013 16:08:46 12,357 posts
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    Bah, the owner of our building has decided to sell all the flats so I need to buy it or find somewhere new :-(

    XBL : ecosse011172
    PSN : ecosse_011172
    NNID : armoured_bear

  • Ziz0u 16 Jul 2013 16:11:01 8,654 posts
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    Did he find your dungeon?
  • nickthegun 16 Jul 2013 16:21:43 61,784 posts
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    He's planning on converting it into a wine cellar.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 16 Jul 2013 16:25:24 16,707 posts
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    One flat for sale, good condition but smells of Wii and tears.

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • Bremenacht 16 Jul 2013 22:58:04 20,062 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    My God.

    Just unbelievable.
    Fuck. There seems to be this weird thing in Russia for letting kids take control of things they really ought not to. Youtubes of kids driving cars while proud parents cluck about them.

    Je suis Burkey

  • MrSensible 17 Jul 2013 09:10:50 25,457 posts
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    The magnetic doors at work are buggered so we can't get in. Yes!

    I feel like a kid at school, when the teacher is running late.

    Then again, it'll just mean there's more to do when we DO eventually get in...
  • localnotail 17 Jul 2013 11:02:19 23,093 posts
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    Well, that went well.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 11:06:43
    Indeed.
  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 11:11:19
    Still sniggering at rubber ruby.
  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 11:15:00
    Hey, take that back, she's been left feeling deflated by the whole sorry farce!
  • DFawkes 17 Jul 2013 11:18:24 24,398 posts
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    I really want to google that to see if it's real sex toy, because it's too good not to be. If it is, I think we've got Dragon's Den material.

    Nope, nothing. This could be the new Rampant Rabbit. Ironlungs' invention though, best give you a chance to patent the heck out of it. Make sure the packaging is puntastic.

    Edited by DFawkes at 11:19:01 17-07-2013

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Psychotext 17 Jul 2013 11:28:19 55,732 posts
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    Is that from another thread?
  • chopsen 17 Jul 2013 12:58:52 16,401 posts
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    The size of your penis is very dependent on blood flow. When erect, it's engorged with blood.

    Your body redirects blood flow to where it is most needed. If you're doing a lot of physical exercise, blood flow to your muscles increases massively. As you've only got so much blood to go around, other bits which are less active get less.
  • Bremenacht 17 Jul 2013 13:01:34 20,062 posts
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    My body seems to direct blood flow to my arse, for the time I spend sitting on it.

    Je suis Burkey

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