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Hey chief, you know you don't have to post in every thread, right?
MadCaddy13 2,405 posts
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My potential in laws are a couple of wet blankets. Hate um. Glad my gf doesn't go on this site.
i know i don't have to but hey it's not like it's the busiest forum in the world and i do enjoy the sound of tippy tapping.
i'm just excited. and i'm borderline genius/insane/fantasist/completelynormalbutcraveattention/theonebeforethisone.
don't hate me, i'm good people. i once helped a hedgehog back to life by feeding it milk and bread. of course it's only now that i realise that i food poisoned it because it's digestive system can't handle that kind of diet but the hedgehog looked at me and i saw gratitude in it's eyes.
come on Load, have any of my posts upset you in any way? (i'm flashing you my most radiant smile right now and my eyes have grown to Disney like proportions whilst i flutter my eyelashes)
i'm just tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. i'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. there's too much of it. it's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. can you understand?
what a great film. that's the second time i've referenced it tonight. must watch it again.
Kudos on nailing internet kooky, just a shame it isn't 1996.
The shtick is bearable just not all day in every thread.
deep down i know you're right. trouble is the threads move so slowly i get bored and the threads that i'm serious in hardly move at all.
so as a result my posts propagate and i find myself having something to say about any given subject, and to be fair to me i try to be relevant to the thread title. no one likes a troll, especially a humourless one.
today was an anomaly. i'm off sick from work, feeling miserable (physically not mentally), and have had far too much time on my hands.
look, i'm long in the tooth, i've read EG's pages probably as long as you have and i appreciate where you're coming from, as they saying goes. thank you for choosing to be considerate in how you phrased your post. the internet can be so very disrespectful (the Depressed thread really made my blood boil) so i appreciate it.
Khanivor 42,497 posts
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Fuck off you cunt.
(for the overzealous mod)
FartPipe 4,840 posts
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Didn't know where else to post this.
WTF is up with that bitch.
Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 84,862 posts
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3 years old.
My parents bought me a kilt and full Prince Charlie outfit today in preparation for my wedding \o/
My wife is in Ecuador looking after her poorly dad. He's really in a bad way. She's spending all day, everyday, at his side just now.
I miss her like hell.
...my non-forum friends aren't even back from work yet. And, heck, can't help feeling I've already griefed them enough with my life's pains.....
Sorry to hear that. Gotta be a bit of a rubbish situation.
Yup. It's not an ideal situation. Lot more difficult for her than me, of course. I just have to try to keep the kids sensible without getting too grumpy...
Life goes through these phases, I guess. You go through the phase when you and your peers get married, then get kids, then, for a lot of us, it's the parents passing away.
Got a good friend's dad's funeral on Wednesday. People who so recently seemed indestructable now gone... you can understand why so many cultures have belief in the continuation of the spirits of their ancestors...
danathjo 7,804 posts
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Went to get a packet of crisps from my local 'world' (polish) store, why is the only flavour always paprika? Had the same in other European countries...what makes paprika so good?
Google throws up some weird shit sometimes! Typing in "How d" gave me
How did I do
How did Hitler die
How do you know when your in love
How do you get thrush
A love struck, disease riddled nazi, cheers google!
Daphne or Velma?
I've always been a Velma man, never been into sorority vapid blondy types. Plus Velma clearly has bigger boobs. Only problem is that it's often hinted that she's probably gay. :/
Haha! I only saw tits
LB saw nothing but neckerchief.
thedaveeyres 12,458 posts
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Photoshopped neckerchief - 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG.
L_Franko Moderator 9,695 posts
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It also looks like she has shiny skin coloured gloves on as well.
After watching that Indie Game: The Movie and speaking to an old guy this morning about how many hours he has put into Skyrim and telling me how much he preferred Crysis 1 to 2. I've decided to be less cynical about the whole gaming thing. Just thought I'd let you all know. I appreciate that you don't.
Why were you chatting up old men?
It's my boyish good lucks. They were chatting up me.
kickerconspiracy 494 posts
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They were chatting up you? What, like up inside your colon?
Did he give you a bag of slightly-warm skittles?
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