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  • andytheadequate 13 Feb 2013 19:54:00 8,192 posts
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    Was watching sun sex and suspicious parents last night (don't judge) and saw a lad in my rugby team with his tatooed nob out on BBC3. Can't say that every day!
  • Froggit 13 Feb 2013 21:14:07 350 posts
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    Only takes like 10 seconds or something, so you could if you wanted. It could be your mission in life.
  • cubbymoore 14 Feb 2013 09:34:28 36,496 posts
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    What's with the inter-species slash on the google doodle today??
  • Deleted user 14 February 2013 10:15:46
    My dog keeps munching the carpet.
  • Vortex808 14 Feb 2013 10:23:40 7,159 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Its valentines day, shouldnt you be doing that yourself?
    :D
  • ModishNouns 14 Feb 2013 10:25:54 4,655 posts
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    POTD, surely :)
  • Deleted user 14 February 2013 10:29:57
    Haha, very good.
  • Deleted user 14 February 2013 16:09:20
    It's a shame that the quality of this site is let down by some of the people on this forum, just looking to get their jollys by anonymously trolling.

    The link to the forum on the main page should be placed somewhere less prominent. I don't know, at the footer maybe? :|
  • MetalDog 14 Feb 2013 16:13:38 23,697 posts
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    It will get locked. Again.
    Turn back.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • billythekid 14 Feb 2013 16:17:47 11,138 posts
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    Much more highbrow.
  • Fatiguez 14 Feb 2013 16:18:52 8,741 posts
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    Fantomex suck my balls lol
  • MetalDog 14 Feb 2013 16:18:56 23,697 posts
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    That was directed at Fantomex, but sure.

    http://www.goats.co.uk/Goat_News--nn-goats.htm

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • LeoliansBro 14 Feb 2013 16:22:03 44,301 posts
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    Fantomex wrote:
    It's a shame that the quality of this site is let down by some of the people on this forum, just looking to get their jollys by anonymously trolling.

    The link to the forum on the main page should be placed somewhere less prominent. I don't know, at the footer maybe? :|
    My ironometer just exploded.

    Also your mum is enormously fat, like 'sweaty in the arctic' fat.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 14 Feb 2013 16:22:17 28,083 posts
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    Dogs dressed as pirates are always fun.

  • shitfuckcunt 14 Feb 2013 16:32:11 7,359 posts
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    http://www.dominos.co.uk/campaign/Banners/HomePageSide/en-GB/MarryMe.png

    o_o
  • Psychotext 14 Feb 2013 16:33:18 54,240 posts
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    Fantomex wrote:
    It's a shame that the quality of this site is let down by some of the people on this forum, just looking to get their jollys by anonymously trolling.
    Oh I don't know, there's quite a lot of non-anonymous trolling too.
  • jellyhead 14 Feb 2013 16:39:21 24,350 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    http://www.dominos.co.uk/campaign/Banners/HomePageSide/en-GB/MarryMe.png

    o_o
    Where's your romance? Say it with Pizza. Classic.

    .... dafuq?!? 0_o

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  • Deleted user 14 February 2013 17:45:55
    Well, this has been an absolute fucker of a week. Last Friday I had a couple of voicemails from our apartment complex manager saying they'd given workmen emergency access to our place as a pipe has burst and caused all sorts of problems - seems it actually burst in December and has slowly soaked the wood through. So they setup dehumidifiers and fans to dry it out. Not a problem, thinks I, I can live with that.

    Except they're industrial sized dehumidifiers and fans (plural) and make a noise akin to a jet engine. It's impossible to drown it out, even in a different room, with the door closed and with headphones on. It's a relentless, interminable drone, sort of like an aural equivalent of a Nintendo thread. And they were supposed to only be in for a couple of days, but nope, here we are, nearly a week later and they're still going. 24/7.

    The real kicker is, it caused the front door to swell to the point where it wouldn't open, so for most of the week I've actually been trapped in the apartment (we have a back door but can't lock it from the outside, so someone needs to stay in, and my wife works).

    But now it's Thursday, and it's all sorted and the door now opens and later today they'll finally shut the fuckers off and take them away, so my wife and I can enjoy Valentines together in a quiet apartment with a homecooked meal.

    Only there's been a family emergency and she's had to drive with her mum and sister-in-law across state for the next few days. I couldn't go with them because I have to stay to make sure the workmen finish everything.

    Fuck this week.
  • Razz 14 Feb 2013 18:13:39 61,224 posts
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    My cat keeps pissing in the bath tub

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  • Nexus_6 14 Feb 2013 18:26:28 3,878 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    My cat keeps pissing in the bath tub
    Put the plug in and put an inch of water in the tub. Little fucker won't go in!

    Although he may piss somewhere less cleanable.....

    Edited by Nexus_6 at 21:14:55 14-02-2013
  • Razz 14 Feb 2013 22:47:01 61,224 posts
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    OMG, genius!

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  • RelaxedMikki 14 Feb 2013 22:53:20 928 posts
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    Sleeping Dogs is a pretty decent game.
  • guts 15 Feb 2013 22:05:10 1,690 posts
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    I will not stifle my grammar nazism.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 15 Feb 2013 22:08:28 38,281 posts
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    I had a job interview today. I'm not sure I want the job, that's not a good sign is it?

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • guts 15 Feb 2013 22:11:07 1,690 posts
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    Do you want the job more than whatever it is you do at the moment?

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

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