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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 14 May 2013 12:53:43 17,013 posts
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    LOTY
  • glaeken 14 May 2013 13:02:49 11,410 posts
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    This thread seems to be turning into twitter.

    Just had a sandwich for lunch.
  • Alastair 14 May 2013 13:04:31 17,005 posts
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    I had carrot and coriander soup.
    It was tasty.
  • Ziz0u 14 May 2013 13:07:27 8,855 posts
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    #CHEESETOASTIE
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 May 2013 13:09:15 42,112 posts
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    I had black forest ham and mozzarella with a slice of beef tomato and rocket on a very tasty bun, lightly toasted.
  • Salaman 14 May 2013 13:10:46 20,417 posts
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    There is a thread called "what's for lunch then?" that is in perfectly working order. Why don't you all fuck off over there with your food updates.
    :-P
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 14 May 2013 13:11:04 17,013 posts
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    And what did your boyfriend have?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 May 2013 13:15:49 42,112 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    And what did your boyfriend have?
    Your dad.
  • Trafford 14 May 2013 14:02:43 6,815 posts
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    Type Atari Breakout into Google images for a happy half hour in the office today.
  • rudedudejude 14 May 2013 14:14:45 2,277 posts
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    Stick your food up your ass.
  • LockeTribal 14 May 2013 14:23:58 4,595 posts
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    If I could go back in time, I think I would have picked a science subject for my leaving cert. I feel very out of depth on scientific matters (and history for that matter) but find it very interesting nonetheless.
  • Deleted user 14 May 2013 14:38:39
    Is there a reason Vodafone are remotely successful as they seem to be the most expensive, offer the least, and have average to low network quality. What magic beans have they been handing out on the side all these years?
  • Alastair 14 May 2013 14:44:24 17,005 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    I had black forest ham and mozzarella with a slice of beef tomato and rocket on a very tasty bun, lightly toasted.
    That's very 'southern ponce' for a northern type like yourself!
  • Rusty_M 14 May 2013 19:56:52 5,382 posts
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    this made me laugh.
  • mothercruncher 14 May 2013 19:59:06 9,539 posts
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    I don't know about anyone else's EPG, but mine currently has:

    8pm. Channel 4. Embarrassing Bodies.

    "Dr Christian looks at and inside a man's anus over the Internet".


    We've gone so fucking far beyond "Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank" it isn't funny any more.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 May 2013 20:04:59 42,112 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    I had black forest ham and mozzarella with a slice of beef tomato and rocket on a very tasty bun, lightly toasted.
    That's very 'southern ponce' for a northern type like yourself!
    It's the restaurant at work. They like to show off.
  • mrpon 14 May 2013 20:05:44 30,446 posts
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    Semi-related, but I like how poo just slips out in the warmer climes.
  • mrpon 14 May 2013 20:06:14 30,446 posts
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    Oh.
  • localnotail 14 May 2013 23:32:13 23,084 posts
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    Sometimes it's best to just leave things alone and pretend they don't bother you. Why can I never learn this?
  • chopsen 14 May 2013 23:41:41 17,059 posts
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    Maybe you will never learn this, so it's best to just accept it and leave it alone.
  • cubbymoore 14 May 2013 23:52:00 36,510 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Semi-related, but I like how poo just slips out in the warmer climes.
    Tis the season for dropping poo bombs. Only drawback is the splashback. You have to dab your arse dry and wipe your bumhole clean.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 15 May 2013 00:16:16 17,013 posts
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    I'm confused, is local annoyed about mrpon's slippery poo?
  • Nexus_6 15 May 2013 00:16:37 3,926 posts
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    Got my first ever raised bed up and running in the garden last month. Plenty nice vegetated planted and the satisfaction of those first shoots sprouting up was immense.

    Looked out the window lunchtime and TNT favourite row of leaves has been decimated - some bastard cat has dug it all up. On closer inspection it was so the prick could bury a massive, stinking, orange shit amongst my radish, the cunt.
  • cubbymoore 15 May 2013 00:20:47 36,510 posts
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    Maybe if you had your bed inside you'd have less hassle. Plus you don't wake up with dew all over you.
  • Nexus_6 15 May 2013 00:26:54 3,926 posts
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    @cubbymoore I like sleeping outside so I can hear the foxes shagging clearly.
  • DodgyPast 15 May 2013 01:51:49 8,882 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    Semi-related, but I like how poo just slips out in the warmer climes.
    Tis the season for dropping poo bombs. Only drawback is the splashback. You have to dab your arse dry and wipe your bumhole clean.
    Living in Thailand I'm so used to using the sprays to clean properly before dabbing to dry after. When I'm in the UK now using just paper feels rather unpleasantly dirty so I try to time my poos for just before I take a shower.
  • cubbymoore 15 May 2013 02:16:25 36,510 posts
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    I feel like we need a proper poo thread.
  • sirtacos 15 May 2013 02:47:41 7,465 posts
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    Lining the toilet bowl with toilet paper eliminates all risk of splashback. It also lets you do a stealthy poo.

    On the other hand, it wastes toilet paper.

    Two weeks ago, paralysed by indecision, I opted to hold my poo until I had thoroughly investigated this dilemma with an exhaustive list of pros and cons. Today, however, I vomited my own faeces, so I guess in the end the problem solved itself.

    Edited by sirtacos at 02:49:39 15-05-2013
  • BillMurray 15 May 2013 02:53:42 8,250 posts
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    I couldn't poop more than once every couple of days. Now i'm going 2 or 3 times a day. One of my new great pleasures is farting on each step up the stairs though.

    .. and that's why we need a dedicated poop thread.

    Edited by BillMurray at 02:59:52 15-05-2013
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