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  • imamazed 3 May 2013 14:08:20 5,524 posts
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    Ah, see the toilet where I work in a one room affair; you're pretty sealed off.
  • L_Franko Moderator 3 May 2013 14:14:41 9,694 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Pick a random link on http://tvtropes.org/ and then realise its 9PM and you have been jumping from article to article for the last seven hours.
    Yeah, this'll do nicely. Cheers.
  • Chopsen 5 May 2013 01:26:53 15,727 posts
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    So it's saturday night, and on the forum front page we've got a thread about getting old, a thread asking how to make friends, and a thread asking for advice about prostitutes. We're awesome!
  • localnotail 5 May 2013 10:39:44 23,093 posts
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    Gardening >> Minecraft.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • DaM 5 May 2013 10:52:18 12,902 posts
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    imamazed wrote:
    Anyone ever done that at work?
  • DFawkes 5 May 2013 21:33:22 22,613 posts
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    I have once. It was past work hours so it's not like I was costing my employer money. There's half and hour between me finishing work and my bus comes, so if the bus wasn't going to come quickly I thought I would.

    Small office building with no other companies on the same floor so there was no-one about, and the toilet is just a single room affair so no chance of interruption. Also don't know if it's worth noting that the light in the bathroom is on a motion sensitive timer so I had to step it up a gear part way through to keep the lights on.

    Edited by DFawkes at 21:37:44 05-05-2013

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  • Bremenacht 5 May 2013 22:06:30 17,613 posts
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    I wanked in a urinal once for a dare. Disgusting really.
  • graysonavich 6 May 2013 14:51:11 7,309 posts
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    Some seriously intense self profile pictures going round at the moment...
  • Zizoo 6 May 2013 14:52:13 8,115 posts
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    Is it a holiday in the UK today? Front page is really quiet.
  • Kay 6 May 2013 15:09:54 17,762 posts
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    Yep, May Day bank holiday.
  • beastmaster 6 May 2013 15:11:56 11,190 posts
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    @ZizouFC

    It's bank holiday Monday. Also Tit Monday as the sun has made a rare appearance.

    Edited by beastmaster at 15:12:18 06-05-2013

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Zizoo 6 May 2013 15:15:31 8,115 posts
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    Ah. Lucky! :)
  • Salaman 6 May 2013 15:29:59 18,878 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    Is it a holiday in the UK today? Front page is really quiet.
    Aha! I did think it was a bit quiet. Forgot they don't do 1st of May on May first like the rest of the world.
  • graysonavich 6 May 2013 15:43:10 7,309 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    @ZizouFC

    It's bank holiday Monday. Also Tit Monday as the sun has made a rare appearance.
    The sun making a rare appearance is exactly what Tit Monday /isn't/ about
  • RobTheBuilder 7 May 2013 02:20:56 6,521 posts
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    Just realised something regarding a story from a couple of weeks back.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4901098/nasa-red-faced-after-curiosity-rover-draws-image-of-penis-on-mars.html

    I remembered seeing this back in November. Love that spoof news can be so accurate.

    http://thedailypixel.com/2012/11/16/nasa-scientists-use-curiosity-rover-to-draw-giant-penis-on-surface-of-mars/
  • boo 7 May 2013 09:11:39 11,706 posts
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    So what I want to know is...

    In Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Alan Ruck's character, Cameron, is able to make this peculiar 'poit' noise, seemingly by flicking his cheek and moving his lips.
    I'd always assumed this was just a sound efrect that was added afterwards, but someone I knew years ago claimed to be able to make this sound (though I never saw him do it).

    Can anybody replicate this sound? And if so, how do you do it?

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  • Deckard1 7 May 2013 09:17:54 27,254 posts
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    I can do it. As can celebrity paeodphile Rolf Harris. You do it by flicking your cheek and moving your lips.
  • Deleted user 7 May 2013 09:31:59
    Anyone know if a Vauxhall Combo will fit a big double mattress? Need to hire a van for big move and the mrs is petrified of driving one so trying to get the smallest one possible.
  • AcidSnake 7 May 2013 09:34:58 7,222 posts
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    @boo:
    It's surprisingly easy, flick your cheek while mouthing the word "wow"...It's actually the "wo" bit that's required...

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  • Rusty_M 7 May 2013 19:58:44 4,589 posts
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    To make it slightly louder, you whistle slightly, but just using the changing shape of your mouth rather than exhaling from your lungs. Ok that doesn't make any sense if you read it.

    Also, if you flick your cheek whilst changing the amount of tension in it, you can learn to play the tune "Popcorn"

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 May 2013 20:53:24 37,379 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Anyone know if a Vauxhall Combo will fit a big double mattress? Need to hire a van for big move and the mrs is petrified of driving one so trying to get the smallest one possible.
    I was reading the Paedogeddon thread, got distracted by a knock at the door (charity workers) and came back. I must have switched to this tab accidentally and read this post...

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  • Deleted user 7 May 2013 20:55:15
    Haha :D
  • Deleted user 7 May 2013 20:59:33
    I am unsurprised to hear mowgli needs a new mattress.
  • neilka 7 May 2013 21:44:07 15,678 posts
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    Or shattress
  • Flying_Pig 8 May 2013 08:59:22 10,717 posts
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    Don't know where else to put this...

    Brilliant!!
  • mrpon 8 May 2013 09:12:14 28,486 posts
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    Ha ha fabulous, in a Bullitt meets Duel mini-kinda-way!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 09:28:48 58,885 posts
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    boo wrote:
    So what I want to know is...

    In Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Alan Ruck's character, Cameron, is able to make this peculiar 'poit' noise, seemingly by flicking his cheek and moving his lips.
    I'd always assumed this was just a sound efrect that was added afterwards, but someone I knew years ago claimed to be able to make this sound (though I never saw him do it).

    Can anybody replicate this sound? And if so, how do you do it?.

    I can. I have been doing it since the days of Rolfs Cartoon Club.

    You assume the whistle position with your lips, with your mouth wide open and then close your mouth quickly, lips still engaged.

    Once you can make a tuneful 'wheep' noise, its time to flick your cheek.

    C.u.r.l your fingers into a 'flicking someones ear' position, engage phase one and while you are going it flick your cheek.

    A successful application of force should result in the desired 'bwoooop' noise.

    If you struggle I can post up an instructional vid.

    Edited by nickthegun at 09:33:06 08-05-2013

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    He totally called it

  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 09:34:22 58,885 posts
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    Can I just reiterate how fucking annoying it is not to be able to type the word c.u.r.l on this forum?

    If you cant use it, its the one word you need to.

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    He totally called it

  • Deckard1 8 May 2013 09:40:25 27,254 posts
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    It basically ruined the "How do you poo" thread
  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 09:41:52 58,885 posts
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    And if we had a weight lifting thread, fuggeddabowdit.

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    He totally called it

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