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  • cubbymoore 4 Apr 2013 17:22:30 36,468 posts
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    Maybe they're olrapes?
  • DodgyPast 4 Apr 2013 21:55:53 8,414 posts
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    Delta orientation course is blowing my mind.
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 21:58:02
    Isn't that one of those strange religious courses?
  • DodgyPast 5 Apr 2013 01:18:06 8,414 posts
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    It's an advanced English teaching certificate... I'm doing it as a distance course but the initial 2 weeks of the second module is face to face and extremely intensive.
  • cubbymoore 5 Apr 2013 08:39:56 36,468 posts
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    I had a dream where there were lots of stepladders set up really precariously on a top level floor in some old building over lots of holes. I had to climb up on one that was set up over some stairs, in order to do something, can't remember what, probably painting or building. But I slipped and knocked over another stepladder which an old man was working on, and he was really injured, and everyone was around him trying to help but all I could think about was whether people would think it was my fault, so I started telling people that he slipped.

    But now I think back on it, I realise the old guy was Brendan from the Great British Bake Off...

    So there you go, I'm probably gay or something.
  • Deleted user 5 April 2013 10:11:41
    meme wrote:
    After a spot of tinkering, cleaning and several sheets of nonsense, I finally have a working typewriter. Eee. It's fun. And loud. It makes me feel like I'm working in a 1970s press room.

    HOLD THE FRONT PAGE GWYNETH
    I miss typing on a typewriter. Used to love setting it up and that boner inducing ting...

    Now I need to go online and find a typewriter.
  • Salaman 5 Apr 2013 10:13:47 18,859 posts
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    No you don't. You need to save up for your driving lessons.
  • convercide 5 Apr 2013 10:36:17 5,913 posts
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    I wonder if JTN has a Twitter account. If so, how does he limit what he types to 140 characters?

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • nickthegun 5 Apr 2013 10:41:21 58,782 posts
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    Funnily enough (or not).... I asked him that and he said 'Its far easier to be concise in japanese, so the limit is not a problem'.

    So, by my reckoning one japanese character is worth 347 english ones.

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    He totally called it

  • convercide 5 Apr 2013 10:45:00 5,913 posts
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    So a tweet in Japanese can be classed as a novella...

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • nickthegun 5 Apr 2013 10:52:39 58,782 posts
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    '私はこれを翻訳するためのペニスです。ニックは素晴らしいです' is the entire japanese translation of 'the da vinci code'.

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    He totally called it

  • kinky_mong 5 Apr 2013 12:36:52 9,946 posts
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    Nice touch with the actual translation of that ;)

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • Bremenacht 5 Apr 2013 13:20:44 17,600 posts
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    Where has the tonypappa's threads of clearest thinking gone?
  • RabidChild 5 Apr 2013 13:44:08 2,288 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    '私はこれを翻訳するためのペニスです。ニックは素晴らしいです' is the entire japanese translation of 'the da vinci code'.
    lol
  • Bremenacht 5 Apr 2013 14:53:17 17,600 posts
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    He's only been there a week but I'm hating Spylar already and want rid.

    I can't think of a suitable replacement though, so I'm offering up my avatar's space to promote your profile or website or whatever's permissible, until I find something else I like. FCFS.
  • cubbymoore 5 Apr 2013 14:55:58 36,468 posts
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  • Chopsen 5 Apr 2013 15:05:21 15,709 posts
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    Are there two swear words that rhyme?

    Or even two proper words that are dirty?

    Edited by Chopsen at 15:05:57 05-04-2013
  • Deleted user 5 April 2013 15:07:29
    You probably have to get creative. Shat and twat, etc.
  • ronuds 5 Apr 2013 15:10:16 21,788 posts
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    Shit and tit.

    teehee
  • Deckard1 5 Apr 2013 15:12:15 27,111 posts
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    Shit on her tit
    Shat in her twat


    A theme is starting to develop
  • cubbymoore 5 Apr 2013 15:14:13 36,468 posts
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    Fuck a duck.
    Punt a cunt.
    Binge on a minge.
    Flash a gash.
  • Deckard1 5 Apr 2013 15:15:06 27,111 posts
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    You're doing it wrong



























    cubbymoore
  • cubbymoore 5 Apr 2013 15:20:10 36,468 posts
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    Feck hard a Deckard.
  • mikeck 5 Apr 2013 16:23:06 1,902 posts
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    Fucktard a la Deckard ?
  • GuiltySpark 7 Apr 2013 03:05:32 6,320 posts
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    The guy I work with has put 32GB of RAM into his PC to make the graphics on BF3 better.

    He also has a 2 PSI graphics card.

    Get bent.

  • Load_2.0 7 Apr 2013 04:07:53 18,873 posts
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    Sir, it's time to leave.

    But I haven't drunk all I can drink!

    It's 5am hometime, also you are smoking three cigarettes at once.

    Astute observation, rum and coke garçon.

    Kurva.
  • Deleted user 8 April 2013 10:30:57
    MUSING: So my 360 is going tits up as predicted. My Live runs out this week which makes the console useless (only use it for Netflix). As there are no 360 exclusives coming out (or are there?) would it be daft to trade it in with a pile of games towards a PS3? I had one before and regretted getting rid. There are actual games on it I want to play (Journey, NaNoKuni etc.). Also a spare Blu Ray player when the new consoles come out won't be that bad either (don't have one at all at the moment).
  • Deleted user 8 April 2013 10:33:16
    Sounds like you have pretty much answered your own question.
  • Gambit1977 8 Apr 2013 10:34:39 9,583 posts
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    Last 3 days of 'work'...won't let me go on gardening leave, have NOTHING whatsoever to do...entertain me punks!
  • Deleted user 8 April 2013 10:42:56
    Cheez, yeah I think you're right. Hate selling a main console though. And I can't imagine having no 360 at all.

    On another musing I'm currently trying to get out of my lease despite signing up to another 6 months. I've signed the missives but the new lease hasn't started yet. Know legally I'm fucked but still trying. This is going to end up in court :(
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