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  • Deleted user 21 March 2013 00:21:23
    And to allow thorough use of the word 'flollop'.
  • localnotail 21 Mar 2013 00:28:25 23,084 posts
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    @HurbleBurble No, I mean a word that describes how a mattress moves.
    The mattress flolloped around. This is a thing that only live mattresses in swamps are able to do, which is why the word is not in more common usage
    Mattresses also globber when “deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy”, vollue, willom, flurble, gup and flodge, though the latter actions are not clearly defined.
  • Deleted user 21 March 2013 00:32:09
    @localnotail Ah, I see! My apologies, it's almost as though I wilfully chose to give it a filthy context :-D
  • Mola_Ram 21 Mar 2013 00:46:47 10,870 posts
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    Well, that was irritating.

    Once seen, can never be unseen. :-(
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  • ED209 21 Mar 2013 00:48:23 505 posts
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    HurbleBurble wrote:
    What The Fuck...?
    Watch your mouth!
  • localnotail 21 Mar 2013 00:49:57 23,084 posts
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    ?
  • RelaxedMikki 21 Mar 2013 00:50:04 1,016 posts
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    And Jesus is Babel and Charlie Brooker is Lindsay Lohan and then Kenny Everett kills Forest Gump and we are all just Big Daddys in the Garden of Eden and Adam was Eve and where did I leave that apple.

    EDIT: it was confusing enough already. But I have edited for extra disonanance. Hear the white noise. I am.

    Edited by RelaxedMikki at 00:58:50 21-03-2013
  • Deleted user 21 March 2013 00:50:54
    ED209 wrote:
    HurbleBurble wrote:
    What The Fuck...?
    Watch your mouth!
    Shirley you mean Twat=twist probably ruined=hilarity all round
  • Mola_Ram 21 Mar 2013 00:52:12 10,870 posts
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    @localnotail someone completely randomly put up what I assume are plot spoilers for bioshock infinite. Gone now, but too late for me.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 21 Mar 2013 00:55:22 17,077 posts
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    I'm downing a bottle of vodka as we speak, by tomorrow I'll have no idea again.
  • Deleted user 21 March 2013 00:55:36
    And me, hence WTF in surprise. Bugger :-(
  • localnotail 21 Mar 2013 01:03:25 23,084 posts
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    Ah :(
    /globbers

    That sucks. It's amazing what some people will do to try to distract from their tiny ingrown genitalia.
  • RelaxedMikki 21 Mar 2013 01:04:23 1,016 posts
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    And Jesus is Babel and Charlie Sheen loves Lindsay Lohan and then Kenny Everett kills Forest Gump and we are all just Big Daddys in the Garden of Eden and Adam was Eve and where did I leave that apple.

    Repeat after me. We can unremember what we have seen... from those stupid spoilerific bastardos...
  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 09:02:21 36,510 posts
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    When it comes down to it, we're all out of work gigolos.
  • guts 22 Mar 2013 09:38:26 1,690 posts
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    Mmmm, gingernuts. The biscuit treat, not ginger nuts as in strawberry blonde bordered genitalia.
  • Youthist 22 Mar 2013 09:47:37 10,790 posts
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    Crozier has struck gold at ITV I see. Hasn't really done much but right place at right time etc. I guess.
  • HelloNo 22 Mar 2013 18:30:49 1,581 posts
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    Bah, work.
  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 19:07:36 36,510 posts
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    Elaborate.
  • ronuds 22 Mar 2013 19:10:59 21,786 posts
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    I think that says it all.
  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 19:22:48 36,510 posts
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    I want graphic details of anguish.

    On a related note as I read that post on the way to the station I heard someone say on his handsfree "I'm surrounded by idiots!"
  • oceanmotion 22 Mar 2013 20:44:48 16,456 posts
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    Just read they are doing a Girl Meets World sitcom following on from Boy Meets World.

    Topanga and Cory are parents this time.

    http://i.imgur.com/jP8jBkb.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/8Sf3ec0.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/h8gpTqW.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/4a6TqmM.jpg

    http://i.imgur.com/t1uyQ.jpg

    Feeny hanging in there.

    Needs more ugly people.

    http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/05/showbiz/tv/girl-meets-world-pilot-ew/index.html?iref=allsearch
  • mal 22 Mar 2013 20:52:16 24,341 posts
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    It comes to something when the only one in here making any sense is cubby.
  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 21:37:27 36,510 posts
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    :)
  • jonsaan 22 Mar 2013 21:38:49 25,969 posts
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    Anyone watching this tv program on Egypt (BBC2)?

    It's good but she is annoying me by saying how hot it is when she is wandering around in a black suit with a black umbrella.
  • Rusty_M 22 Mar 2013 23:22:28 5,488 posts
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    I'm getting married in the morning (well afternoon)
    Ding dong, bells are gonna chime
  • Psychotext 22 Mar 2013 23:28:59 57,688 posts
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    RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

    Oddly enough, a friend of mine is getting married tomorrow afternoon too.

    /eyes quizzically
  • localnotail 22 Mar 2013 23:50:29 23,084 posts
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    Rusty_M wrote:
    I'm getting married in the morning (well afternoon)
    Ding dong, bells are gonna chime
    Congratulations :) How is the weather looking?
  • jonsaan 22 Mar 2013 23:58:23 25,969 posts
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    Congrats. Break a leg!
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