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  • Deleted user 21 March 2013 00:21:23
    And to allow thorough use of the word 'flollop'.
  • localnotail 21 Mar 2013 00:28:25 23,093 posts
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    @HurbleBurble No, I mean a word that describes how a mattress moves.
    The mattress flolloped around. This is a thing that only live mattresses in swamps are able to do, which is why the word is not in more common usage
    Mattresses also globber when “deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy”, vollue, willom, flurble, gup and flodge, though the latter actions are not clearly defined.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 21 March 2013 00:32:09
    @localnotail Ah, I see! My apologies, it's almost as though I wilfully chose to give it a filthy context :-D
  • Mola_Ram 21 Mar 2013 00:46:47 7,400 posts
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    Well, that was irritating.

    Once seen, can never be unseen. :-(
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  • ED209 21 Mar 2013 00:48:23 505 posts
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    HurbleBurble wrote:
    What The Fuck...?
    Watch your mouth!

    Samantha Janus?

  • localnotail 21 Mar 2013 00:49:57 23,093 posts
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    ?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • RelaxedMikki 21 Mar 2013 00:50:04 929 posts
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    And Jesus is Babel and Charlie Brooker is Lindsay Lohan and then Kenny Everett kills Forest Gump and we are all just Big Daddys in the Garden of Eden and Adam was Eve and where did I leave that apple.

    EDIT: it was confusing enough already. But I have edited for extra disonanance. Hear the white noise. I am.

    Edited by RelaxedMikki at 00:58:50 21-03-2013
  • Deleted user 21 March 2013 00:50:54
    ED209 wrote:
    HurbleBurble wrote:
    What The Fuck...?
    Watch your mouth!
    Shirley you mean Twat=twist probably ruined=hilarity all round
  • Mola_Ram 21 Mar 2013 00:52:12 7,400 posts
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    @localnotail someone completely randomly put up what I assume are plot spoilers for bioshock infinite. Gone now, but too late for me.
  • neilka 21 Mar 2013 00:55:22 15,956 posts
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    I'm downing a bottle of vodka as we speak, by tomorrow I'll have no idea again.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 21 March 2013 00:55:36
    And me, hence WTF in surprise. Bugger :-(
  • localnotail 21 Mar 2013 01:03:25 23,093 posts
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    Ah :(
    /globbers

    That sucks. It's amazing what some people will do to try to distract from their tiny ingrown genitalia.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • RelaxedMikki 21 Mar 2013 01:04:23 929 posts
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    And Jesus is Babel and Charlie Sheen loves Lindsay Lohan and then Kenny Everett kills Forest Gump and we are all just Big Daddys in the Garden of Eden and Adam was Eve and where did I leave that apple.

    Repeat after me. We can unremember what we have seen... from those stupid spoilerific bastardos...
  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 09:02:21 36,496 posts
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    When it comes down to it, we're all out of work gigolos.
  • guts 22 Mar 2013 09:38:26 1,690 posts
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    Mmmm, gingernuts. The biscuit treat, not ginger nuts as in strawberry blonde bordered genitalia.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Youthist 22 Mar 2013 09:47:37 10,018 posts
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    Crozier has struck gold at ITV I see. Hasn't really done much but right place at right time etc. I guess.

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • Kanjin 22 Mar 2013 18:30:49 1,116 posts
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    Bah, work.
  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 19:07:36 36,496 posts
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    Elaborate.
  • ronuds 22 Mar 2013 19:10:59 21,788 posts
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    I think that says it all.
  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 19:22:48 36,496 posts
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    I want graphic details of anguish.

    On a related note as I read that post on the way to the station I heard someone say on his handsfree "I'm surrounded by idiots!"
  • oceanmotion 22 Mar 2013 20:44:48 15,951 posts
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    Just read they are doing a Girl Meets World sitcom following on from Boy Meets World.

    Topanga and Cory are parents this time.

    http://i.imgur.com/jP8jBkb.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/8Sf3ec0.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/h8gpTqW.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/4a6TqmM.jpg

    http://i.imgur.com/t1uyQ.jpg

    Feeny hanging in there.

    Needs more ugly people.

    http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/05/showbiz/tv/girl-meets-world-pilot-ew/index.html?iref=allsearch
  • mal 22 Mar 2013 20:52:16 22,560 posts
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    It comes to something when the only one in here making any sense is cubby.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 21:37:27 36,496 posts
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    :)
  • jonsaan 22 Mar 2013 21:38:49 25,352 posts
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    Anyone watching this tv program on Egypt (BBC2)?

    It's good but she is annoying me by saying how hot it is when she is wandering around in a black suit with a black umbrella.

    FCUTA!

  • Rusty_M 22 Mar 2013 23:22:28 4,692 posts
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    I'm getting married in the morning (well afternoon)
    Ding dong, bells are gonna chime

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Psychotext 22 Mar 2013 23:28:59 54,209 posts
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    RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

    Oddly enough, a friend of mine is getting married tomorrow afternoon too.

    /eyes quizzically
  • localnotail 22 Mar 2013 23:50:29 23,093 posts
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    Rusty_M wrote:
    I'm getting married in the morning (well afternoon)
    Ding dong, bells are gonna chime
    Congratulations :) How is the weather looking?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • jonsaan 22 Mar 2013 23:58:23 25,352 posts
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    Congrats. Break a leg!

    FCUTA!

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