Games that should exist, but don't.

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  • Deleted user 1 February 2013 07:10:44
    I just saw a review of the PS3 game Afrika. Which is very similar to Pokemon Snap and I was thinking, how good would a AR Pokemon Snap game be?

    You could move the 3DS camera around to look and take pictures and different environment types would show different Pokemon. For instance, grass type Pokemon would appear in parks with a lot of green and water types next to lakes, etc. Or maybe a Squirtle pops out of your bath.

    Anyone else have some good ideas for original games?
  • warlockuk 1 Feb 2013 08:05:43 19,223 posts
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    Fantomex wrote:
    I just saw a review of the PS3 game Afrika. Which is very similar to Pokemon Snap and I was thinking, how good would a AR Pokemon Snap game be?
    Not very.

    You could move the 3DS camera around to look and take pictures and different environment types would show different Pokemon. For instance, grass type Pokemon would appear in parks with a lot of green and water types next to lakes, etc. Or maybe a Squirtle pops out of your bath.
    So... in order to play the game you'd have to play it in the bath, or go somewhere green? Sounds gimmicky but terrible.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • neilka 1 Feb 2013 08:07:18 16,531 posts
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    A squirtle popped out of my bath the other day, fortunately I grabbed a pair of scissors and neatly sliced its angry purple head off before it could attack.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • warlockuk 1 Feb 2013 08:10:10 19,223 posts
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    And now you have its final form...?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Feb 2013 08:11:25 39,761 posts
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    I would say that's pretty fucking final.

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  • Phattso Moderator 1 Feb 2013 08:12:49 13,932 posts
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    I always thought it was a tragedy that nobody released a Wii peripheral to simulate the act of successfully releasing trapped wind without a) sharting, or b) letting loose an eardrum-shattering guffstorm of epic proportions.

    Bonus points for blaming the stench on the orphan standing next to you in the lift.
  • warlockuk 1 Feb 2013 08:18:49 19,223 posts
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    Wii-Shit?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Feb 2013 08:20:33 39,761 posts
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    The sadly unreleased "Pro Bumming Simulator" for ZX Spectrum/Commodore 64/CPC464. Codies really dropped the ball by canning that one.

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  • PazJohnMitch 1 Feb 2013 08:23:54 8,729 posts
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    A female friend of mine wanted a Wii game where she could replicate tossing off her boyfriend.
  • puddleduck 1 Feb 2013 08:25:42 1,854 posts
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    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    A female friend of mine wanted a Wii game where she could replicate tossing off her boyfriend.

    That Sonic and Mario Olympics game?

    Edited by puddleduck at 08:27:51 01-02-2013
  • Deleted user 1 February 2013 08:28:45
    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    A female friend of mine wanted a Wii game where she could replicate tossing off her boyfriend.
    Wasn't there that Ubisoft 'adult party game' for the Wii that was essentially the same thing?
  • cubbymoore 1 Feb 2013 08:30:08 36,504 posts
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    Wii water sports.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Feb 2013 08:30:40 39,761 posts
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    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    A female friend of mine wanted a Wii game where she could replicate tossing off her boyfriend.
    That's any Wii game. You give a bit of a half-hearted shake, then get bored and give up half way through.

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  • Deleted user 1 February 2013 08:37:03
    Zak and Wiki Make a Porno
  • beastmaster 1 Feb 2013 08:39:23 11,990 posts
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    HD remakes of the old Ultimate games. Don't fuck around too much with it though. Jetpack was kind of fun for a while.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • roz123 1 Feb 2013 08:44:52 7,113 posts
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    Leisure Suit Saville
  • nickthegun 1 Feb 2013 09:23:49 61,308 posts
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    A decent game for the Wii U

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  • Lexx87 1 Feb 2013 09:25:40 20,863 posts
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    :D

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • puddleduck 1 Feb 2013 09:28:14 1,854 posts
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    Grand Theft Lohan?
  • FuzzyDuck 1 Feb 2013 09:30:03 4,907 posts
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    The Last Guardian.
  • jellyhead 1 Feb 2013 09:46:03 24,350 posts
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    You're a spirited young lady adventurer travelling the world chasing down relics and artifacts in ancient abandoned ruins. You're agile, smart, sassy and british.

    There's no real combat to speak of just stunning landscapes, environmental puzzles and a sense of isolation and discovery. Even better you could set it in a valley full of these ruins and have a sandbox survival game with puzzles.

    Did i mention that the character is agile and there are puzzles and minimal gunplay?

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  • puddleduck 1 Feb 2013 09:54:32 1,854 posts
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    Duke Nukem Fore.... Oh wait. Never mind.

    Half Life 3...

    I also think there's a market for a very realistic driving simulation to compete against the likes of Forza. It would only have one road and one car. I'd call it: Gran Odemwingie.
  • MightyMetalMonkey 1 Feb 2013 11:16:50 600 posts
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    Discussing franchises that are being ported to the Wii-U that have never been on nintendo systems before, we came up with a few things like:

    Mario's Creed (Really Needs a picture of Mario wearing the assassin hood, blowing his stealth by going 'Itsa me - Mario')

    Mario Effect (Yoshi as Garrus ? Peach as Miranda ?)
  • jellyhead 1 Feb 2013 11:49:25 24,350 posts
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    Delfino Crackdown - Mario fighting vertical crime on Delfino Island.

    I can see your warp pipe from here, mario.
    Skills for Stars, agent.

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  • jellyhead 1 Feb 2013 11:50:42 24,350 posts
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    Moe Trials - Cute Anime girls on Trials bikes and you have to flash as much white panty as possible without falling off into the Tentacle Pit.

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  • Syrette 1 Feb 2013 11:52:22 44,219 posts
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    Phattso wrote:
    I always thought it was a tragedy that nobody released a Wii peripheral to simulate the act of successfully releasing trapped wind without a) sharting, or b) letting loose an eardrum-shattering guffstorm of epic proportions.

    Bonus points for blaming the stench on the orphan standing next to you in the lift.
    I'd buy that for a dollar.

  • b0rk 1 Feb 2013 11:54:20 2,942 posts
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    Streets of Rage 4 should exist.
  • MightyMetalMonkey 1 Feb 2013 11:58:36 600 posts
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    They should add Mario to the next Soul Calibre...
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  • Whizzo 1 Feb 2013 12:04:48 43,352 posts
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    The Getaway 3, the original games were in no way classics but I enjoyed them. Maybe next generation I can be ramming traffic outside the London IMAX in a Renault again?

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