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  • Stickman 28 Jan 2013 10:49:59 29,664 posts
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    Nice guys are fucking pathetic. It's all contrived bullshit with the aim of putting their dick in someone, just like everyone else. Then they never do because they've lied themselves into a nice guy corner, so they buy flowers and teddies and the woman fucks some idiot in a bush instead.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Jan 2013 10:51:27 40,239 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Nono, he's Nice. The city.
    That would require "You're", not 'Your". She clearly wrote "your".

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  • Ultrasoundwave 28 Jan 2013 10:52:52 3,443 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Nice guys are fucking pathetic. It's all contrived bullshit with the aim of putting their dick in someone, just like everyone else. Then they never do because they've lied themselves into a nice guy corner, so they buy flowers and teddies and the woman fucks some idiot in a bush instead.


    Edited by Ultrasoundwave at 10:56:14 28-01-2013

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Deleted user 28 January 2013 10:53:13
    whoops, language Police.

    Correct, you're.

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  • captbirdseye 28 Jan 2013 10:56:23 5,646 posts
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    I'm nice as fuck!

    Although a friend of mine is part of the 'i'm a nice guy have sex with me', then cheats on them. He really does think he's a nice guy though.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Jan 2013 10:59:03 40,239 posts
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    Nice guys don't correct grammar.

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  • Lukus 28 Jan 2013 11:00:59 19,524 posts
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    Nice guys think about raping you when they masturbate.

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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 28 Jan 2013 11:04:14 16,698 posts
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    Nice guys make it a clean kill

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • sport 28 Jan 2013 11:04:51 12,861 posts
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    EG

    /starts as Nice Guy thread
    /ends with dream rape
  • Load_2.0 28 Jan 2013 11:04:53 19,821 posts
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    I have really got into massaging lately. Imagine you see on a train or tube and some guy starts massaging your shoulders. Super relaxing.

    I think this is a really nice way to break the ice.
  • RedSparrows 28 Jan 2013 11:08:45 24,731 posts
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    Does 'nice guy' only mean anything in relation to, ultimately, sex?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Jan 2013 11:09:18 40,239 posts
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    Also, compliment them on how nice their hair smells as you rub their shoulders.

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  • Lukus 28 Jan 2013 11:11:20 19,524 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    Does 'nice guy' only mean anything in relation to, ultimately, sex?
    Pretty much. It's always the subtext anyway - "I'm a nice guy! (Why won't anyone sleep with me?)"

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  • Ultrasoundwave 28 Jan 2013 11:19:23 3,443 posts
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    Always ask women if they'd like a banger in the mouth.

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • nickthegun 28 Jan 2013 11:19:25 61,703 posts
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    Heh, the thing the japanese guys wave around rather than getting stuck in, the little weirdos.

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