The Nice Guy Thread

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  • sport 28 Jan 2013 08:19:43 12,046 posts
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    Only nice guys allowed here. Don't post if you're not a nice guy.

    Women, this is the place to find that nice guy.
  • B0rked_Gamer 28 Jan 2013 08:24:08 1,864 posts
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    Oh dear.
  • kickerconspiracy 28 Jan 2013 08:25:03 495 posts
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    I'll say something nice.

    Sport is a gentle, but vigorous lover.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2013 08:25:05
    Alistair can't post in here then, total jerk.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2013 08:27:56
    Pepsipop outing herself as a man then.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2013 08:31:36
    I think for some strange reason you would be delighted if I was.
  • cubbymoore 28 Jan 2013 08:36:29 36,441 posts
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    I'm an excellent driver.
  • Ultrasoundwave 28 Jan 2013 08:38:36 3,097 posts
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    During my teenage years, i was given the "your a nice guy" excuse by a lot of girls and rejected because of it.

    I learned a valuable lesson though : punch women until they love you.

    "Look at banner Michael!"

  • Deleted user 28 January 2013 08:43:00
    Being nice is good to a point but needs a balance, can't have a loved up doormat. Being all soppy, pathetic and all cheesy isn't attractive.
    Someone like Jamie redknapp is an example of a terrible nice guy. Just say something horrible for once!
  • Dirtbox 28 Jan 2013 08:44:25 76,339 posts
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    I considered punching a woman in the face yesterday.

    But stopped myself.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • Chopsen 28 Jan 2013 08:45:47 15,178 posts
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    I once rescued a dear old lady's cat that was stuck up a tree.
  • localnotail 28 Jan 2013 08:45:59 23,093 posts
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    Nice guys finish last - and then give you a cuddle.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Zizoo 28 Jan 2013 08:47:11 7,706 posts
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    I helped neigbours move in yesterday. I carried the washing machine with the fella to spare the lady the pain.

    All because I was bored. I could've wanked or napped.
  • Chopsen 28 Jan 2013 08:49:53 15,178 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Nice guys finish last - and then give you a cuddle.
    That phenomena represents one of two things:

    1. A knowing lack of effort on behalf of the guy to make themselves look less aggressive and therefore "nice" making easier for them to cop a feel by giving a "cuddle."

    2. People who just suck at stuff justifying to themselves and others that they lost because they're just too nice. No. You came last because you're shit.
  • LeoliansBro 28 Jan 2013 08:52:40 41,865 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Alistair can't post in here then, total jerk.
    At least do him the courtesy of spelling his name correctly.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Load_2.0 28 Jan 2013 08:53:04 18,201 posts
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    Sex pun alert!
  • Ultrasoundwave 28 Jan 2013 08:54:06 3,097 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Being nice is good to a point but needs a balance, can't have a loved up doormat. Being all soppy, pathetic and all cheesy isn't attractive.
    Someone like Jamie redknapp is an example of a terrible nice guy. Just say something horrible for once!
    Ill tell you the same thing i said to my mrs : You can run off with Jamie Redknapp but, be warned, in 20 years he'll look like this :



    Edited by Ultrasoundwave at 08:54:33 28-01-2013

    "Look at banner Michael!"

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Jan 2013 08:54:38 36,283 posts
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    Guys who identify themselves as nice guys generally aren't nice. It's often the case where they're saying they're a nice guy because they think that somehow obliges women to have sex with them.

    I totally called it.
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  • kalel 28 Jan 2013 08:55:58 83,875 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    Nice guys finish last - and then give you a cuddle.
    That phenomena represents one of two things:

    1. A knowing lack of effort on behalf of the guy to make themselves look less aggressive and therefore "nice" making easier for them to cop a feel by giving a "cuddle."

    2. People who just suck at stuff justifying to themselves and others that they lost because they're just too nice. No. You came last because you're shit.
    Yeah, totally this. Particularly number 2. Being "nice" is often the fake consolation prize for fuglies and losers. The reality is I'm afraid that if someone tell you that they don't want to go out with you because you're "too nice", they are in fact telling you you're too ugly.
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Jan 2013 08:56:05 13,814 posts
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    Nice guy Eddie ?

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • RyanDS 28 Jan 2013 08:58:31 8,700 posts
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    If I am nice to girls they will give me sex right?

    They are like vending machines where if I keep putting in attention vaginas will come out eventually?
  • Mola_Ram 28 Jan 2013 09:04:06 6,242 posts
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    I don't know what kind of vending machines you use, but the ones in my country don't vend just because you stare at them creepily.
  • LeoliansBro 28 Jan 2013 09:04:56 41,865 posts
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    Got to agree with Chopsen and kalel. It's a convenient, if tissue thin, fiction to soften the blow of rejection (alternatively - do you assume every stable relationship involves spousal abuse from the man?).

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Mola_Ram 28 Jan 2013 09:07:54 6,242 posts
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    The problem isn't nice guys though. It's guys who refer to themselves as "nice guys", and then do a little sigh.

    There's a difference between the two.
  • Salaman 28 Jan 2013 09:08:04 18,244 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Chopsen wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    Nice guys finish last - and then give you a cuddle.
    That phenomena represents one of two things:

    1. A knowing lack of effort on behalf of the guy to make themselves look less aggressive and therefore "nice" making easier for them to cop a feel by giving a "cuddle."

    2. People who just suck at stuff justifying to themselves and others that they lost because they're just too nice. No. You came last because you're shit.
    Yeah, totally this. Particularly number 2. Being "nice" is often the fake consolation prize for fuglies and losers. The reality is I'm afraid that if someone tell you that they don't want to go out with you because you're "too nice", they are in fact telling you you're too ugly.
    Are you all missing the obvious joke in local's post?
  • Tonka 28 Jan 2013 09:12:35 19,840 posts
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    Nice his finish last as in they make their partner come first as in during sex...

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Chopsen 28 Jan 2013 09:13:44 15,178 posts
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    Prefer to say that the joke was sidestepped and used to make another point rather than "missed."
  • nickthegun 28 Jan 2013 09:15:34 55,866 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Alistair can't post in here then, total jerk.
    I do find it funny that your nemesis is possibly the nicest guy on the entire forum.

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    He totally called it

  • Deckard1 28 Jan 2013 09:19:21 25,414 posts
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    I was nice to someone once. Waste of fucking time.

    Called it

  • joeymoto108 28 Jan 2013 09:22:34 617 posts
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    IMO it's partially a 'how long can they keep up the nice guy act' kinda thing. Guys who never argue, always compliment and always do what the other person wants are either straight up acting nice or are just boring people. Some of the self proclaimed nice guys I've met are the biggest manipulative pricks around, acting perfect to hide their hideous insecurities.

    Or nice guys are ugly, which is probably a influencing factor to some degree.

    'Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?'

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