Where can I get good quality horse meat? Page 2

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  • kinky_mong 16 Jan 2013 10:57:59 10,151 posts
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    Humperfunk wrote:
    MetalDog wrote:
    If you can't afford identifiable meat you're better off going vegetarian, that's for sure.
    But then I'd be a scrawny gimp rather than the hunk'o'man I am today!
    And your farts would be absolutely toxic.

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  • LeoliansBro 16 Jan 2013 11:01:56 43,825 posts
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    There's next to fuck all of any kind of meat in cheap burgers, anyway. It's all biscuit, salt and minimum wage pubes.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 11:03:51 27,770 posts
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    46% chlamydia

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  • localnotail 16 Jan 2013 11:07:41 23,093 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    I'm a bit puzzled by the suspiciously swift and repeated messaged 'there's no danger to health' being touted about over this.

    You've got meat that no-one has yet identified the base source of. They have no idea if any of the animals involved were diseased and would only have been able to test a tiny fraction of the meat that's doubtless been kicking around unidentified for a while - I don't see how they can rule out a danger to health.
    Could it be that the factories also make cat and dog food, so there may have been mingling?

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  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 11:10:08
    Shergar's bum is an anagram of hamburgers.
  • MetalDog 16 Jan 2013 11:12:01 23,697 posts
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    At least one of them said they didn't process horse meat at all, so not in their case. The suspicion seems to be extra meat bought in to be mixed with what they were processing, so it's mystery meat, yay!

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  • the_dudefather 16 Jan 2013 11:13:54 9,288 posts
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    I figured out how this happened

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  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 11:17:22 27,770 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    I
    MetalDog wrote:
    I'm a bit puzzled by the suspiciously swift and repeated messaged 'there's no danger to health' being touted about over this.

    You've got meat that no-one has yet identified the base source of. They have no idea if any of the animals involved were diseased and would only have been able to test a tiny fraction of the meat that's doubtless been kicking around unidentified for a while - I don't see how they can rule out a danger to health.
    Could it be that the factories also make cat and dog food, so there may have been mingling?
    Think of the type of woman work in hamburger factories. Perverts mostly I suspect. Now is it out of the realms of possibility that the type of woman who work in hamburger factories sneak into to fields late at night to suck horses cock. No it is not. In fact I think we can say with some amount of certainty that the do. All of them. Now these woman don't brush there teeth or wash, and most of them no doubt have AIDS so they're going to be coughing alot when they're at work. So it seems pretty obvious to me that these woman are coughing up horse smegma and ball hair into the meat bins. Case closed. Congratulations if you made it to the end.

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  • graysonavich 16 Jan 2013 11:21:50 7,320 posts
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    It's like peej never left!
  • MetalDog 16 Jan 2013 11:23:59 23,697 posts
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    I don't think peej ever displayed quite such overt fear of women.

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  • CosmicFuzz 16 Jan 2013 11:25:01 23,897 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    I went to the fridge this morning to check on my Tesco burgers AND THEY'RE OFF!
    Simply wonderful.

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  • CosmicFuzz 16 Jan 2013 11:26:03 23,897 posts
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    I don't know why deckard is getting worried, he eats dog all the time for gods sake.

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  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 11:26:50 27,770 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    I don't think peej ever displayed quite such overt fear of women.
    Look at them! They have horns!

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  • nickthegun 16 Jan 2013 11:27:30 59,525 posts
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    BOOM!

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  • elstoof 16 Jan 2013 12:09:26 7,031 posts
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    I'm amazed there's as much as 29% meat of any kind in these things.
  • Rusty_M 16 Jan 2013 12:26:05 4,654 posts
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    I bought a horse burger in France once. It was great. It came topped with a fried egg :)

    I don't see why we don't eat it here.

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  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 12:34:36 27,770 posts
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    Because people like horses and keep them as pets. Kind of the reason why people don't eat cats and dogs.

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  • Rusty_M 16 Jan 2013 12:36:56 4,654 posts
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    Well I think cows and pigs and lambs and chickens and ducks are really cute. Doesn't stop me eating them.

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  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 12:38:10 27,770 posts
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    Good for you.

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  • RyanDS 16 Jan 2013 12:39:20 9,268 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Because people like horses and keep them as pets. Kind of the reason why people don't eat cats and dogs.
    Horses are herbivores and taste nice. Generally the further you get up the food chain the worse things taste and the less nutrition from the meat, hence we don't eat predators such as cats or dogs.
  • Chopsen 16 Jan 2013 12:41:26 15,885 posts
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    But I thought humans taste like chicken, and chicken tastes nice. So there goes your theory.
  • kalel 16 Jan 2013 12:41:45 87,120 posts
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    The real reason why we eat some animals more than others (other than taste which is a huge factor) is how easily and expensively these things are farmed.

    Horses are quite a high maintenance and expensive animal to rear and breed, and aren't really worth the effort for the meat, especially as they have far greater use as work animals and such.
  • elstoof 16 Jan 2013 12:43:34 7,031 posts
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    Nice bit of alligator steak goes down a treat.
  • RyanDS 16 Jan 2013 12:44:48 9,268 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    But I thought humans taste like chicken, and chicken tastes nice. So there goes your theory.
    It's not a theory, it is a simple fact. Humans (along with pigs and to an extent dogs) are omnivorous, which is why the flavour and benefits of eating their flesh are better than something like a Cheetah.

    Edit: To clarigy I am not talking about the cultural reasons for eating certain things, but more the favaour / benefit order of why some things are eaten.

    Edited by RyanDS at 12:45:45 16-01-2013
  • kinky_mong 16 Jan 2013 12:45:57 10,151 posts
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    Better just to turn them into glue at the end as well.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • elstoof 16 Jan 2013 12:46:52 7,031 posts
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    Shark does for a lovely dinner too.
  • Fab4 16 Jan 2013 12:47:48 6,018 posts
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    Reports coming in that veggie-burgers have found traces of UniQuorn in them :D

    (Joke I saw on The Telegraph website.)
  • EMarkM 16 Jan 2013 12:49:04 3,173 posts
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    Horse meat was a staple food in the UK during the Second World War, I heard somewhere.

    Also seem to remember that not everyone knew they were eating it, however.
  • elstoof 16 Jan 2013 12:49:20 7,031 posts
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    Lobsters are pretty predatory, tastes bangin' though.
  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 12:51:02 27,770 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    The real reason why we eat some animals more than others (other than taste which is a huge factor) is how easily and expensively these things are farmed.

    Horses are quite a high maintenance and expensive animal to rear and breed, and aren't really worth the effort for the meat, especially as they have far greater use as work animals and such.
    Are they really that more expensive than cows to keep? Yes riding horses will be but your common pikey horse I wouldn't have thought so.

    Man has always had a "special" relationship with horses, much the same way they have with dogs - thats got to play some part in why a lot of people are repulsed by thought of eating them.


    Yes yes I fuck animals.

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