Would you defend yourself against an angry violent woman? Page 2

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  • Razz 14 Jan 2013 13:43:31 61,210 posts
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    It was :)

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  • captbirdseye 14 Jan 2013 13:44:00 4,997 posts
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    Bah image won't work....FINISH HER!

    Edited by captbirdseye at 13:46:23 14-01-2013

    Edited by captbirdseye at 13:46:45 14-01-2013
  • brokenkey 14 Jan 2013 13:45:38 7,042 posts
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    This makes me so angry.

    HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE SIDEWAYS IF YOU ARE USING THE CAMERA!

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  • kalel 14 Jan 2013 13:46:20 87,753 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    This makes me so angry.

    HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE SIDEWAYS IF YOU ARE USING THE CAMERA!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA
  • thelzdking 14 Jan 2013 13:46:34 4,367 posts
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    When an incredibly drunk women started slapping me for no reason on a night out once I just told her that she was a fat munter then she started sobbing uncontrollably and went away.

    /master of situation control
  • neilka 14 Jan 2013 13:47:10 15,963 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    If woman punching the man then that is fair to defend yourself. Why would you allow yourself to be beaten?
    Did you ever beat your husband up?

    And did he enjoy it?

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  • Zizoo 14 Jan 2013 13:47:37 8,383 posts
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    Where's Flightrisker when you need him?
  • Deleted user 14 January 2013 13:48:08
    thelzdking wrote:
    When an incredibly drunk women started slapping me for no reason on a night out once I just told her that she was a fat munter then she started sobbing uncontrollably and went away.

    /master of situation control
    :D
  • neilka 14 Jan 2013 13:48:27 15,963 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    When an incredibly drunk women started slapping me for no reason on a night out once I just told her that she was a fat munter then she started sobbing uncontrollably and went away.

    /master of situation control
    Once they're crying is when you're supposed to hit them, last thing they expect you see.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deckard1 14 Jan 2013 13:49:42 28,038 posts
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    Yeah mental abuse always works better on woman anyway. I think most people would handle the situation in pretty much the same way he did. If one of those kicks she was throwing at the end had landed I might have had to wedge her though.
  • PazJohnMitch 14 Jan 2013 13:50:22 8,078 posts
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    I once got bitten by a women in a vampire outfit. (It was in a metal bar in Birmingham on Halloween).

    She would not let go and I eventually hit her head against a wall. (Quite a bit harder than I intended).

    She let go then and her friend apologised for her. A week later I was in hospital with a blood clot in that arm.
  • whatfruit 14 Jan 2013 13:56:29 1,523 posts
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    I hadn't seen that uppercutting bus driver before, what a beaut of a punch. He has obviously done a bit of boxing because he sets his feet perfectly to bring the power from the knees and hips, textbook.
  • Deleted user 14 January 2013 13:57:13
    Sounds like a standard goth chat up line.
  • Razz 14 Jan 2013 13:59:40 61,210 posts
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    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    I once got bitten by a women in a vampire outfit. (It was in a metal bar in Birmingham on Halloween).
    That's fucked up man, do you still have the scar?

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  • LeoliansBro 14 Jan 2013 14:03:05 44,278 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    My rolling myself into a ball on the floor and whimpering would not be affected by the gender of the person attacking me.
    Correct for 99.9% of the forum, including me.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Razz 14 Jan 2013 14:03:41 61,210 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    This makes me so angry.

    HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE SIDEWAYS IF YOU ARE USING THE CAMERA!
    To be fair, look what happened to the guy that did! :D

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  • neilka 14 Jan 2013 14:04:15 15,963 posts
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    I've been known to hurl angry birds across the room, sometimes knocking down walls in the process.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

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    I usually push them into fat pigs.
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    I'm always having to fight Deckard1 off.
  • speedofthepuma 14 Jan 2013 14:14:02 13,299 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    When an incredibly drunk women started slapping me for no reason on a night out once I just told her that she was a fat munter then she started sobbing uncontrollably and went away.

    /master of situation control
    It's easy because you already knew your mum's insecurities though.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • LockeTribal 14 Jan 2013 14:14:33 4,515 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    I once got bitten by a women in a vampire outfit. (It was in a metal bar in Birmingham on Halloween).
    That's fucked up man, do you still have the scar?
    The scar has gone, but the insatiable lust for blood remains (probably).
  • billythekid 14 Jan 2013 14:16:31 11,138 posts
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    The bloke should have DDT'd her when he had her neck.
  • mrpon 14 Jan 2013 14:16:49 28,937 posts
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    I liked the bit when she tried to protect her modesty at 2:05

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 14 Jan 2013 14:18:27 59,971 posts
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    One of the reasons women have started going absolutely apeshit is that they know 99% of the time it will be completely consequence free.

    And the time its not theres always a white knight or an equally obnoxious fuckhead she is with willing to step in where she started. Its never worth giving a drunken bitch a clap as its never the end of it.

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  • graysonavich 14 Jan 2013 14:20:10 7,355 posts
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    Modern women disgust me.

    Drinking like blokes on a Friday and Saturday night then expected to be treated like women Sunday->Thursday.

    Fuck off.
  • neilka 14 Jan 2013 14:20:11 15,963 posts
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    A lesson nick learned at Peppa Pig World there.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • glaeken 14 Jan 2013 14:22:16 11,177 posts
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    @nickthegun Yep women have got very uppity since it became politically incorrect to give them a beating from time to time.
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