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  • Lexx87 12 Jan 2013 20:24:06 20,853 posts
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    Like many of you, sometimes I need a shit at work. In the case of multiple cubicles i'll stick with 3 as an example here, which is the one to use? I always try to choose (before seeing the state of it) which one will be the cleanest/least sat on for the day.

    I attempt to out psych everyone else thinking which one to use as well, and often end up using the middle one thinking that's the one most likely to be avoided. It does run the risk of getting double teamed by two grunters at once but, I hope less chance of bumaids.

    So I ask you fine gentlemen, which cubicle?
  • Load_2.0 12 Jan 2013 20:28:17 21,090 posts
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    Furtherest from the door is the most attractive option but also the most popular, meaning more peoples asses have been on the seat. Making it far less appealing

    I go for second to last, which makes it the middle in thiss scenario.
  • ZuluHero 12 Jan 2013 20:39:57 4,676 posts
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    In my 16 years of work I've never been for a number 2 at work. Shy bowel. We have 2 urinals side by side in each of the 3 toilets in the building though. I always pick the right one. I don't know why. On Monday ill use the left one, just to spice things up a bit.

    Edited by ZuluHero at 20:41:32 12-01-2013
  • Rusty_M 12 Jan 2013 20:43:05 5,480 posts
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    I'm sure this has been discussed on here before.
  • elstoof 12 Jan 2013 21:43:45 9,945 posts
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    I take my shits in the en suite of my office. There are public cubicles eh? Who'd have thought.
  • Load_2.0 12 Jan 2013 21:46:42 21,090 posts
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    Ensuite = rubbish bin.
  • Syrette 12 Jan 2013 21:48:20 45,602 posts
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    I'm a scat man.
  • Kostabi 12 Jan 2013 22:07:43 5,536 posts
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    The one nearest the entrance is probably the least used, thanks to paranoia over noise leakage to the office and the general weirdness of being closest to the foot traffic. Not that a few feet makes any actual difference.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 12 Jan 2013 22:19:06 17,072 posts
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    Desk drawer for life
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