Amusing Government Responses to stupid Citizen Petitions

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  • spamdangled 12 Jan 2013 12:26:18 27,704 posts
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    Seeing as how both the US and the UK now have ways to provoke an official response to questions/requests that reach certain thresholds, I thought a thread might be in order to catalogue the more amusing/retarded ones.

    So here we are.

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  • spamdangled 12 Jan 2013 12:27:06 27,704 posts
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    The White House responds to a request to build a Death Star

    Leicester council not prepared for Zombie Apocalypse

    Edited by darkmorgado at 13:43:12 12-01-2013

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  • spamdangled 12 Jan 2013 12:32:50 27,704 posts
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    Just that one that I've come across so far, I'm sure there will be more as time goes by.

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  • Bremenacht 12 Jan 2013 12:43:52 20,533 posts
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    Haha! This one is brilliant!

    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

    lol!
  • Bremenacht 12 Jan 2013 12:46:08 20,533 posts
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    How about this one? It's only been mentioned four times in other thread before DM started this one.

    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

    Ha ha!
  • Bremenacht 12 Jan 2013 12:46:57 20,533 posts
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    I suppose I'd better click on it myself to see what it's actually about.
  • Bremenacht 12 Jan 2013 12:49:25 20,533 posts
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    Err. No.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 12 Jan 2013 12:55:23 16,824 posts
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    Hey guys have you seen this o...

    Sorry, false alarm, it's the same one.

    AVOID

  • Deleted user 12 January 2013 12:55:25
    That is an excellent response.
  • Jeepers 12 Jan 2013 12:58:18 13,499 posts
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    Here's one:

    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

    Rofl.
  • BinaryBob101 12 Jan 2013 13:09:01 25,007 posts
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    Hang on a mo guys! I've got another one here:

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60313

    Ain't It Cool and roflcopterz funnliez!

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  • Deleted user 12 January 2013 13:10:03
    I've got.. oh. Sorry. it's not the one you're looking for.
  • El_MUERkO 12 Jan 2013 13:10:09 17,196 posts
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    There had been a few good ones on the UK site.
  • Trowel 12 Jan 2013 13:12:13 18,278 posts
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    Dear Mr Store

    In response to your request, made under the Freedom of Information Act,
    for details of Bristol City Council's contingency plans for dealing with
    zombies, I can now release to you the following strategy document.
    http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/preparation_for_the_zombie_apoca

    http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/75071/response/183075/attach/html/2/Zombie%20Contingency%20Plan.doc.html

    Edited by Trowel at 13:12:48 12-01-2013
  • TarickStonefire 12 Jan 2013 13:34:20 3,696 posts
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    There's a good one from the White House about the Death Star.

    Oh no hang on, that's pretty much the only one that exists that's worth starting a thread about... ;)

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  • Mr-Brett 12 Jan 2013 13:36:56 13,119 posts
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    The one in the 'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. is pretty good.

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  • Bremenacht 12 Jan 2013 13:50:16 20,533 posts
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    Mr-Brett wrote:
    The one in the 'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. is pretty good.
    Haha! I read that one earlier! It's brilliant!

    Keep 'em coming guys!
  • the_dudefather 12 Jan 2013 13:56:32 9,467 posts
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    Heard there was one about the US government making a Borg cube or something

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Bremenacht 12 Jan 2013 14:08:01 20,533 posts
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    Fat geek goes to white house to present funny new stars wars petition



    GETS ATTACKED BY GOOSE!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • Bremenacht 12 Jan 2013 14:09:22 20,533 posts
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    Sorry, DM.
  • McGeeza 12 Jan 2013 14:42:43 1,005 posts
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    I can't be arsed to read the thread from the first page but I saw a brilliant one the other day. It was something to do with building a weapon in space or something. The response from the us government was hysterical. Anyone got a link?

    Edited by McGeeza at 14:45:24 12-01-2013
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 12 Jan 2013 15:29:23 40,920 posts
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    Here's a good one:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/the-white-house-response-to-the-death-star-petitio

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