Yeah, come on lads! Yeah!
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ResidentKnievel 5,392 posts
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Registered 6 years agomorriss wrote:
*throws handfuls of tenners at forumites faces*
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THFourteen 29,058 posts
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Alastair 11,962 posts
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Registered 11 years agoDeckard1 wrote:
I think it's gonna take more than two packs of polos and a pack of hubba bubba for me n pepsipoppet to be friends again.
I think she likes you Alistir
Not as nice as I used to be
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Alastair 11,962 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI have some Olympics ones left over. I could pick out some strong female role models.Not as nice as I used to be
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Aaaaalaaaastaaaaaair 1 posts
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Registered 4 months agoPepsipop wrote:
I'll cut you.
No, you say you are lovely all the time but that doesn't mean it is true.
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Rares?
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jonsaan 24,219 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI'd get naked if the atmospheric conditions were right. You know those occasions where your wang looks massive and you stand in front of the mirror wondering what might have been..FCUTA!
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Registered 6 years agoI had that once jonsaan.
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jonsaan 24,219 posts
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Registered 7 years agoNice warm house helps. Knowing my luck I'd get the shrivelled minicock look just as the lights went up.FCUTA!
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macmurphy 552 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI find a cheeky bit of fluffing helps. Then trying to think erotic things to keep that 'my cock looks massive, little to they know I'm rocking a semi' vibe.
There's always that danger you go too far the other way though. Went skinny dipping with some lasses once and apparently (I was shitfaced but I'm told) it went from a lazy lob on to the real deal. I sat there in the shallows. The girls went. Some of friends still make periscope jokes. -
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Maintaining a semi without going all the way is only for master.
/MiyagiFCUTA!
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neilka 12,022 posts
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Registered 8 years agoCan you kill a fly with it though?if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
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Pepsipop wrote:
I would tongue kiss deckard1 for 2000 notes no problem.
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bitch_tits_zero_nine 4,897 posts
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jabberwoky 251 posts
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Registered 2 years agoDepends....how much have you got? Look, its got to at least cover my bus fare so I hope you're not wasting my time. -
kickerconspiracy 495 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI gave up on public bursts of nakedness when my penis was described as an angry radish.
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HairyArse wrote:
Well he does look like Olly MursPepsipop wrote:
I would tongue kiss deckard1 for 2000 notes no problem.
Would you tongue kiss a man for 2000?Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
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I've no idea what deckard looks like actually.
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