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  • morriss 11 Jan 2013 18:24:02 70,748 posts
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    Yeah, come on lads! Yeah!
  • Jeepers 11 Jan 2013 18:28:37 13,158 posts
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    A white knight appears.

    Thank fuck, ladies!
  • Syrette 11 Jan 2013 18:29:32 41,799 posts
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    YES MORRISS! BANTER!

  • ResidentKnievel 11 Jan 2013 18:29:49 5,870 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    *throws handfuls of tenners at forumites faces*

    Yeah, come on lads! Yeah!

    [code]Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Unlike yourself, I don't have a weird obsession with any platform.[/code]

  • THFourteen 11 Jan 2013 18:38:27 31,783 posts
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    I am not getting my tits out for any money
  • Alastair 11 Jan 2013 18:38:38 14,949 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I think she likes you Alistir
    I think it's gonna take more than two packs of polos and a pack of hubba bubba for me n pepsipoppet to be friends again.:(

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Dougs 11 Jan 2013 18:39:45 64,887 posts
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    Throw in some Panini stickers?
  • Alastair 11 Jan 2013 18:41:43 14,949 posts
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    I have some Olympics ones left over. I could pick out some strong female role models.

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Aaaaalaaaastaaaaaair 11 Jan 2013 18:44:43 1 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    No, you say you are lovely all the time but that doesn't mean it is true.
    To add "also, 3 'a's in Alastair" just reinforces the fact you are a bit of a prick who goes around saying how wonderful he is.
    I'll cut you.
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 18:45:18
    :)
  • THFourteen 11 Jan 2013 18:46:04 31,783 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Throw in some Panini stickers?
    Rares?
  • jonsaan 11 Jan 2013 18:56:49 25,248 posts
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    I'd get naked if the atmospheric conditions were right. You know those occasions where your wang looks massive and you stand in front of the mirror wondering what might have been..

    FCUTA!

  • elstoof 11 Jan 2013 18:58:29 6,138 posts
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    Your cock in a vacuum?
  • macmurphy 11 Jan 2013 19:00:02 879 posts
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    I had that once jonsaan.

    But then all these kids started crying, parents were complaining and I got chucked out of the magic mirror booth.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 11 Jan 2013 19:01:28 6,654 posts
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    Three grand
  • jonsaan 11 Jan 2013 19:03:13 25,248 posts
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    Nice warm house helps. Knowing my luck I'd get the shrivelled minicock look just as the lights went up.

    FCUTA!

  • macmurphy 11 Jan 2013 19:10:58 879 posts
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    I find a cheeky bit of fluffing helps. Then trying to think erotic things to keep that 'my cock looks massive, little to they know I'm rocking a semi' vibe.

    There's always that danger you go too far the other way though. Went skinny dipping with some lasses once and apparently (I was shitfaced but I'm told) it went from a lazy lob on to the real deal. I sat there in the shallows. The girls went. Some of friends still make periscope jokes.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 11 Jan 2013 19:13:41 6,654 posts
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    :D
  • morriss 11 Jan 2013 19:14:58 70,748 posts
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    haha
  • jonsaan 11 Jan 2013 19:18:15 25,248 posts
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    :)

    Maintaining a semi without going all the way is only for master.

    /Miyagi

    FCUTA!

  • neilka 11 Jan 2013 19:19:01 14,939 posts
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    Can you kill a fly with it though?
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 19:26:57
    Pepsipop wrote:
    Would you tongue kiss a man for 2000?
    I would tongue kiss deckard1 for 2000 notes no problem.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 11 Jan 2013 19:30:36 6,654 posts
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    Probably.
  • jabberwoky 11 Jan 2013 19:38:35 441 posts
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    Depends....how much have you got? Look, its got to at least cover my bus fare so I hope you're not wasting my time.
  • kickerconspiracy 11 Jan 2013 19:48:12 495 posts
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    I gave up on public bursts of nakedness when my penis was described as an angry radish.

    Edited by kickerconspiracy at 19:50:51 11-01-2013
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 11 Jan 2013 19:48:54 36,269 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    Pepsipop wrote:
    Would you tongue kiss a man for 2000?
    I would tongue kiss deckard1 for 2000 notes no problem.
    Well he does look like Olly Murs

    I totally called it.
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  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 19:51:36
    I've no idea what deckard looks like actually.
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 19:53:38
    Olly Murs.
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 19:53:56
    .

    Edited by meme at 19:54:41 11-01-2013
  • kickerconspiracy 11 Jan 2013 19:54:17 495 posts
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    A bit like this:

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