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  • DFawkes 5 Jan 2013 03:25:37 22,063 posts
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    So it's over and I've counted all the votes, verified them and can now bring to you the results of last years Forum Awards, since the world didn't end so I have to now I've started this. Sorry but there will be no enjoyable post from a guest presenter this year because there just isn't, and I forgot to ask people. I really should've asked last years funniest, Deckard, but I assumed he was busy trying to outfunny everyone again. Was he successful? Let's find out :)

    Best Forumite:

    Kalel!

    In a repeat of last years performance of bestness, kalel proves that you should never change - be true to who you are and great things can happen, assuming you take your self-worth from strangers on the internet (I do, hence these awards). Nobody does it better than kalel.

    Honourable mention to runner up Dirtbox, who also seems to be good at being the best at stuff. But no poorly chosen YouTube link for you. The people in 3rd were a lot of people all tied - nickthegun, TOOTR, MetalDog, HiddenAway, MrTomFTW and some wanker called DFawkes. That's going in my sig.

    Funniest Forumite:

    Now I'm lead to believe that there's a bit of a rivalry gonig here between the 2 frontrunners. As I was counting up those votes, the 2 leaders switched around every few votes. In fact, when I did the first phase of counting the thread votes first, it was neck and neck, and only got swung by the secret PM voters. So, the officially funniest, by single vote, is...

    Neilka!

    Always quick to sweep in with a sarcastic quip, neilka has beaten Deckard1 to the finish line by a nose. Not even a Bergerac nose, a stubby little cat nose. Looks like someone has to step up their game should they want to win next year ;)

    Obviously, Deckard1 is in second, with joint 3rd going to MrPon and Load_2.0.

    Nicest Forumite:
    Duffman5!


    When you go to the trouble of using the name of a Simpsons character that thrusts his crotch at people to sell alcohol, you know you're on the road to niceness. I assume the 5 means he's 5 times nicer than the one on TV. Oh yeah!

    2nd place goes to localnotail for being generally supportive, and 3rd is shared (easily done by you lovely nice people) by joelstinton and Dirtbox.

    Best Mod:

    Now please note I did put "no votes for kalel will be counted" in the OP of the Awards thread, but that didn't stop you. So, for democracy, I counted them anyway. Did he win? Well, there was a single vote in it at the top. This years winner is...

    MrTomFTW!

    Yes, MrTomFTW/DDevil wins another year in a row, with his mix of joining in with da boys and getting spammers the heck off our forum :)

    Second place honourable mention by the number of votes goes to kalel, who continues to hold great influence on the forum. Hence being the best, I suppose. 3rd/Real Mod 2nd goes to Psychokitten, even if she got half the votes kalel did, and Real Mod 3rd goes to Blerk :)

    The FooAtari Memorial Award for Special Services to the Forum

    For those that aren't familiar with where the name of this special award comes from, please check out this editiorial from EG. He'll be sorely missed by all. By continuing to try and make this forum a better place, this award goes to:

    Boo!

    He is the Lord Santa of this forum. He's writing the lists, he's checking them twice, he doesn't care who's naughty or nice. He runs the Secret Santa for us, and has done so very well for the past 2 years (possibly more, sorry if I missed some). Helping EGers spread Christmas joy is honourable indeed :)

    2nd place goes to kalel. As I understand it (please let me know if I'm wrong, which I probably am) kalel has continued to be the man in change of the Premiership Thread, once of EGs biggest, busiest threads (so big once everything broke). Can't be an easy job to keep that under control, yet even without the wand of Moderation kalel does it. I salute you, sir.

    3rd place goes to mowgli, I suspect for the enjoyment derived from a certain thread that may come up shortly.

    Thread of the Year:

    mowgli pooped himself then lied about it

    Look, I appreciate that sometimes it's hard to sit in a chair and not just shite all over it. Really, I do. I know that, in this information age, it's very easy to immediately boast about it online for future posterity. But to try and backtrack of it and pretend you didn't decorate your chair with a turdtastic anal blast was never going to work. Category choice is also spot-on.

    Joint second is the Halo 4 Street Date Broken, with well placed guest appearances as "proof".

    3rd is Gentlemans Commentary, which I have no information on. I think it's like Fight Club. You don't talk about it. Shouldn't vote for it if that's the case, really, so it can't be like Fight Club.

    Most Helpful: (which I almost didn't run because it's a guaranteed Dirtbox victory, but he earned it)

    Dirtbox!

    When it comes to tech threads, he's the man to ask. I think he earned extra points by defeating the terrible, terrible advice of vizzini, whos shotgun approach to technical help would have you buying very expensive kit instead of addressing actual problems.

    Honourable mention for 2nd place PenguinJim for his sharing of great deals. 3rd goes jointly to HiddenAway for his updates in the PSN threads, LionheartDJH, LeoliansBro, & agparrot for other reasons their voters didn't share. Sorry all, but well done with the helpfulness :)

    Trolliest Troll:

    Dirtbox!


    He may be helpful, but he will troll the heck out of everything and everyone if he feels like. It's probably this non-discriminatory style that puts him above the more focused fanboys. That's an art form.

    2nd goes to the king of the fanboys, Higgins, who raised self-delusion to frightening levels. Still, at least we know the Wii U really is the best console now. Thanks for the facts, Higgins! 3rd goes to kalel, who obviously slipped up by being to good at being best.

    Most Consistently Offensive:

    Deckard1!


    Most put "in a good way". Others indicated you'd have got Funniest if you hadn't called pretty much everyone a bunch of kiddie-fiddlers, but given current Police enquiries it may very well turn out to be factually correct.

    2nd place goes to ecosse in this current form, who can be found making more specific, personal insults and posting gay porn to win arguments. It never works :p 3rd goes to Dirtbox, because of previously mentioned trolling, I assume. Consistency is key, it seems.

    Hot Air Special Award: (for those that say the least, but in so many words)

    Fruit_Salad!

    I don't even know if he's still around, but Fruit_Salad has the remarkable ability to make mammoth posts when drunk that say nothing, followed by an amazing talent for striking out at everyone, including those on his side, and managing to miss any points directed at him. Usually leads in a ban.

    2nd place goes to darkmorgado who posts in the style of a politician (so in that regard is spot on), with 3rd shared between Higgins with his streams of utter bullcrap and JinTypeNoir's complete lack of writing efficiency.

    And Finally, Stupiderest Forumite:

    Mowgli!


    The occasional random seeming insults and lack of comprehension are cited as reasons, but if I had to guess I'd say forgetting how to not shit in a chair is pretty stupid. I'm not shitting right now. I bet a lot of you are, and the ones that are chose to go to the toilet first with their mobile/tablet.

    2nd place is Higgins for obvious reasons, with 3rd going to Fruit for other equally obvious reasons.

    So that's us for another year. Thanks everyone for your votes, especially the 99% of you who did it properly and didn't post joke votes that almost screwed my brain up. Now to edit this 100 times until it looks right. No recounts!

    Happy New Year all :)

    Edited by DFawkes at 03:30:23 05-01-2013

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  • neilka 5 Jan 2013 03:31:54 14,942 posts
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    I think the important thing here isn't that I won but that user Deckard1 lost.
  • Moot_Point 5 Jan 2013 03:35:32 3,512 posts
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    Surely your sig should read "I pwnd Deckard1 2012 Lolz".

    Edited by Moot_Point at 10:30:35 05-01-2013

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    mowgli wrote: I can't believe this is still going. I'm far too hungover for this. I did not poop on a chair lol!

  • cubbymoore 5 Jan 2013 03:54:39 36,441 posts
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    Where's the fucking trophies??
  • dufftownallan 5 Jan 2013 03:54:40 4,518 posts
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    congratulations to all winners.
    /stakes early claim for nicest forumite 2013...
  • Deleted user 5 January 2013 08:17:04
    Fair enough with first one as the thread was pretty funny but second one seems overly harsh. Even if I have raged on quite a lot of people this year
  • nickthegun 5 Jan 2013 08:24:58 55,866 posts
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    Its a testament to higgins that he was around for, at most, a couple of weeks yet managed to make such an impression.

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    He totally called it

  • Deleted user 5 January 2013 08:28:52
    Congratulations to you all! Escpecially Deckard. I#m sure he'll come back strong in 2013
  • beastmaster 5 Jan 2013 08:30:40 10,179 posts
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    Achievement unlocked.

    Congratulations guys

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • DUFFMAN5 5 Jan 2013 08:54:47 13,814 posts
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    Goodfella wrote:
    I don't remember voting for any of these people.
    ...then my friend it is time to walk away from the bottle ;)

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • Deleted user 5 January 2013 09:03:11
    @neilka I thought you were just childishly funny but now you also a champion, have my babies.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 5 Jan 2013 09:32:06 36,283 posts
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    Great, I get to update my signature then. Nice one lads, here's to you.

    I totally called it.
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    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • Deleted user 5 January 2013 09:35:53
    I've updated mine too, now I'll have instant respect from newcomers and confuse some others.
  • Armoured_Bear 5 Jan 2013 10:03:04 8,748 posts
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    I'm very pleased for boo, he's completely awesome, as is asha and penguinjim.
    LB didn't get a look in in the offensive stakes?
    Wow. just wow.

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  • Deleted user 5 January 2013 10:19:59
    Should I update my signature to:

    "Joint runner-up in the EG Best thread of 2012 awards. Lost to Mowgli."

    Not very snappy is it?
  • LeoliansBro 5 Jan 2013 10:20:37 41,865 posts
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    I got 3rd most helpful forumite and you got second most offensive ecosse.

    Time to assess whether your view of the forum is wrong?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Armoured_Bear 5 Jan 2013 10:21:25 8,748 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    I got 3rd most helpful forumite and you got second most offensive ecosse.

    Time to assess whether your view of the forum is wrong?
    That'll be a no.

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  • LeoliansBro 5 Jan 2013 10:22:20 41,865 posts
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    A 'no' with your fingers in your ears going nananananana?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Rusty_M 5 Jan 2013 10:25:27 4,351 posts
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    You got 3rd most helpful? The only helpful thing you did was piss off Madgod

    Actually, considering that, you should have won.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • jonsaan 5 Jan 2013 10:31:18 25,252 posts
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    I didnt know mrtomftw used to be ddevil. Lets ban username changes in 2013. Also, what is ecosse called now?

    FCUTA!

  • boo 5 Jan 2013 10:33:13 11,604 posts
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    Gosh!
    Thank you very much, one and all - what an honour.

    I feel a bit bad for Kalel, as the voting was taking place when we were in the middle of Secret Santa. If it had been any other time of the year, he probably would have walked it.

    Then again, it looks like he came close to cleaning up in just about every category, so maybe I don't feel too bad.

    Thanks again, and Foo - wherever you are... take it easy, mate!

    Just Another Lego Blog

  • Deleted user 5 January 2013 10:34:05
    jonsaan wrote:
    I didnt know mrtomftw used to be ddevil. Lets ban username changes in 2013. Also, what is ecosse called now?
    Jimmy Savile.
  • Armoured_Bear 5 Jan 2013 11:36:37 8,748 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    I didnt know mrtomftw used to be ddevil. Lets ban username changes in 2013. Also, what is ecosse called now?
    o/

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  • Deckard1 5 Jan 2013 12:17:22 25,414 posts
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    This a fucking outrage. Neilka only bought a Wii U to win over the paedo vote I had lost. Fucking scum bags all of you.

    Called it

  • Load_2.0 5 Jan 2013 12:24:06 18,201 posts
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    That would be funnier if Neilka said it.
  • Lexx87 5 Jan 2013 12:24:40 20,869 posts
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    The paedo vote is the only one that matters.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deckard1 5 Jan 2013 12:26:04 25,414 posts
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    Did someone hear a third place peon talking there?

    Called it

  • Lexx87 5 Jan 2013 12:29:29 20,869 posts
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    No-one heard anything over the Golden Shining Light of Masterful Funnies Neilka.

    Whatever happened to Deckard1 anyway?

    Edited by Lexx87 at 12:29:49 05-01-2013

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Trafford 5 Jan 2013 12:30:05 5,270 posts
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    Well done winners and also rans.

    Shamefully, I forgot to vote.
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