Best advice you ever got?

WiseFool 4 Jan 2013 22:29:31 874 posts
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- and do you follow it?

I think my best advice that I ever got is the old cliche "It's the journey not the destination".. I try my best to follow it, but it's not easy.

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espibara 4 Jan 2013 22:30:15 4,007 posts
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If it bleeds you can kill it!.................looks at wife

Edited by espibara at 22:32:18 04-01-2013

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RichieTenenbaum 4 Jan 2013 22:30:44 1,621 posts
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Stop touching me

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MetalDog 4 Jan 2013 22:37:51 23,448 posts
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Someone once told me while I was in the midst of some horrible shit, 'Good or bad, everything ends. So will this.'

I've used that to get through several more swamps of crap since then and it reminds me not to be so goddamn complacent when things are ticking along well.

-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

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SuperCoolEskimo 4 Jan 2013 22:39:43 8,672 posts
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There are no wrong decisions in life, only undesirable outcomes.

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PazJohnMitch 4 Jan 2013 22:42:22 5,714 posts
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Stop making shit threads.

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JoeBlade 4 Jan 2013 22:42:45 2,216 posts
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Wear sunscreen.

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Phishfood 4 Jan 2013 22:45:08 51 posts
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Eat more vegetables you're clogging up the toilet

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EMarkM 4 Jan 2013 22:45:31 727 posts
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If you have a list of tasks to carry out, start with the easy stuff. By the time you get to the difficult items, you'll have the momentum to keep going.

Also, every complex job can be broken down into simple steps.

I follow both of these every day.

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JoeBlade 4 Jan 2013 22:48:12 2,216 posts
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In the event of a zombie apocalypse, supplies are the number one priority, weapons are the second.

It has been my mantra through every one of them that has happened.

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localnotail 4 Jan 2013 22:59:56 21,458 posts
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Measure twice, cut once.

I'm just about to fit the new vinyl floor in my bathroom, so I've been repeating this constantly in my head all day.

Playing all the right notes� but not necessarily in the right order.

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Oh-Bollox 4 Jan 2013 23:03:09 5,046 posts
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Shit washes off.

I try to live by it but it's incredibly difficult. You're the consequence of all your past decisions, some of which will have been bad. You can go on to make better decisions, but sometimes it's the changes you make in light of past bad decisions which lead you on to make more bad decisions.

As for other's people's shit, as long as I like them, I do my best to not hold it against them, but it's resulted in some severe piss-taking in the past. If I don't like them, then no, forget it, total failure.

Edited by Oh-Bollox at 03:09:36 05-01-2013

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pacrifice 5 Jan 2013 00:00:21 837 posts
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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Bremenacht 5 Jan 2013 00:06:59 11,256 posts
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A stitch in brine tastes fine.

This post is unsuitable for those with a high rumour-sensitivity.

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Fatiguez 5 Jan 2013 00:08:31 8,334 posts
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Never let an erection go to waste

show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

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mrpon 5 Jan 2013 00:10:34 24,108 posts
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Your own?

Give yourself � gig or a �, you're worth it.

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TheRealBadabing 5 Jan 2013 00:11:12 1,062 posts
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Jim'll fix it.

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Fatiguez 5 Jan 2013 00:12:52 8,334 posts
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Any, I suppose.

show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

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PazJohnMitch 5 Jan 2013 00:36:10 5,714 posts
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FHUTA

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Adamical 5 Jan 2013 00:52:00 280 posts
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"You should listen to some metal."

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cubbymoore 5 Jan 2013 01:23:41 35,499 posts
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Get hit by the goat, then quickly click the machinery.

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RelaxedMikki 5 Jan 2013 01:34:37 753 posts
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"Be excellent to each other and party-on dude."
and
"DON'T JUST STAND STILL WHEN YOU ARE SHOOTING!!!"

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Ka-blamo 5 Jan 2013 01:41:06 6,455 posts
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"If you think about cunt too much you become one"

Sorry for the crudeness, but I took it to mean that if your main efforts, thoughts and goals in life are just concerned with sleeping with as many girls as you can then you will become or be a dickhole.