Best advice you ever got?

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  • WiseFool 4 Jan 2013 22:29:31 874 posts
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    - and do you follow it?

    I think my best advice that I ever got is the old cliche "It's the journey not the destination".. I try my best to follow it, but it's not easy.
  • Deleted user 4 January 2013 22:30:15
    If it bleeds you can kill it!.................looks at wife

    Edited by espibara at 22:32:18 04-01-2013
  • RichieTenenbaum 4 Jan 2013 22:30:44 2,249 posts
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    Stop touching me
  • MetalDog 4 Jan 2013 22:37:51 23,928 posts
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    Someone once told me while I was in the midst of some horrible shit, 'Good or bad, everything ends. So will this.'

    I've used that to get through several more swamps of crap since then and it reminds me not to be so goddamn complacent when things are ticking along well.
  • SuperCoolEskimo 4 Jan 2013 22:39:43 10,428 posts
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    There are no wrong decisions in life, only undesirable outcomes.
  • PazJohnMitch 4 Jan 2013 22:42:22 10,148 posts
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    Stop making shit threads.
  • JoeBlade 4 Jan 2013 22:42:45 3,006 posts
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    Wear sunscreen.
  • Phishfood 4 Jan 2013 22:45:08 51 posts
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    Eat more vegetables you're clogging up the toilet
  • EMarkM 4 Jan 2013 22:45:31 3,793 posts
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    If you have a list of tasks to carry out, start with the easy stuff. By the time you get to the difficult items, you'll have the momentum to keep going.

    Also, every complex job can be broken down into simple steps.

    I follow both of these every day.
  • JoeBlade 4 Jan 2013 22:48:12 3,006 posts
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    In the event of a zombie apocalypse, supplies are the number one priority, weapons are the second.

    It has been my mantra through every one of them that has happened.
  • localnotail 4 Jan 2013 22:59:56 23,084 posts
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    Measure twice, cut once.

    I'm just about to fit the new vinyl floor in my bathroom, so I've been repeating this constantly in my head all day.
  • Oh-Bollox 4 Jan 2013 23:03:09 5,671 posts
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    Shit washes off.

    I try to live by it but it's incredibly difficult. You're the consequence of all your past decisions, some of which will have been bad. You can go on to make better decisions, but sometimes it's the changes you make in light of past bad decisions which lead you on to make more bad decisions.

    As for other's people's shit, as long as I like them, I do my best to not hold it against them, but it's resulted in some severe piss-taking in the past. If I don't like them, then no, forget it, total failure.

    Edited by Oh-Bollox at 03:09:36 05-01-2013
  • pacrifice 5 Jan 2013 00:00:21 1,502 posts
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    Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
  • Deleted user 5 January 2013 00:06:59
    A stitch in brine tastes fine.
  • Fatiguez 5 Jan 2013 00:08:31 8,843 posts
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    Never let an erection go to waste
  • mrpon 5 Jan 2013 00:10:34 30,706 posts
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    Your own?
  • TheRealBadabing 5 Jan 2013 00:11:12 1,471 posts
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    Jim'll fix it.
  • Fatiguez 5 Jan 2013 00:12:52 8,843 posts
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    Any, I suppose.
  • PazJohnMitch 5 Jan 2013 00:36:10 10,148 posts
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    FHUTA
  • Adamical 5 Jan 2013 00:52:00 331 posts
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    "You should listen to some metal."
  • cubbymoore 5 Jan 2013 01:23:41 36,510 posts
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    Get hit by the goat, then quickly click the machinery.
  • RelaxedMikki 5 Jan 2013 01:34:37 1,016 posts
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    "Be excellent to each other and party-on dude."
    and
    "DON'T JUST STAND STILL WHEN YOU ARE SHOOTING!!!"
  • bladdard 5 Jan 2013 01:54:53 1,080 posts
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    Only regret those things you haven't done.
  • Cogsy666 5 Jan 2013 02:08:42 155 posts
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    espibara wrote:
    If it bleeds you can kill it!.................looks at wife
    ^^ this now lol.
  • Stan101 5 Jan 2013 03:00:03 776 posts
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    Never vote for Tory scum.
  • ModishNouns 5 Jan 2013 03:01:53 4,683 posts
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    Never dip your testicles in hot coffee.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Jan 2013 03:19:46 17,071 posts
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    Never accept a cup of coffee in ModishNoun's house
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