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  • Rodney 1 Jan 2014 21:47:45 1,851 posts
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    Get a job
    spend less time on my phone around my children
    cut out sugary snacks and drinks
    get a six pack
  • mrpon 1 Jan 2014 21:51:34 28,503 posts
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    BillCityfingers wrote:
    Do a clean shit
    :D Amen brother.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 1 Jan 2014 21:52:51 6,654 posts
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    Quit booze. I fucking love the stuff though :(
  • skuzzbag 1 Jan 2014 21:59:21 5,638 posts
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    Eat salads for lunch. The canteen at work does big subsidised meals and so I've had 2 big meals a day quite often this year. That has to stop.
  • TheDarkKnight 1 Jan 2014 22:03:21 684 posts
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    @EMarkM :D

    A silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight. Twitch PSN The_Apostle

  • EMarkM 1 Jan 2014 22:04:59 3,173 posts
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    @skuzzbag Yeah, lunch = salad = a good thing. Only thing that puts me off it is when the weather is cold and miserable.

    Oh...

    Note to self:-

    Cut out the fucking bread this time. It's getting ridiculous now; feel bad every time I eat it :(
  • Syrette 1 Jan 2014 22:14:20 43,127 posts
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    I find salad to be really filling, think it's great for lunch.

  • Metalfish 1 Jan 2014 22:30:47 8,798 posts
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    Decent salad is proper tasty.

    Anyway: I need to finish writing this feckin' book so that I can show it to people and they can tell me how crap it is.
  • sega 1 Jan 2014 22:38:06 774 posts
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    Did you 2013 resolution guys get your 6-packs?
  • Bremenacht 1 Jan 2014 23:06:24 17,622 posts
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    Less time on here.
    More time reading.
    Play games to completion, rather than getting to 90% done and then leaving it for several months.
  • Trafford 1 Jan 2014 23:50:36 5,644 posts
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    Eat salad for lunch.
    Read more books.
    Go to AA and stick with it. Take the 12 steps.
    Meet new people.
  • Syrette 2 Jan 2014 00:07:47 43,127 posts
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    Have a massive urge to get a midnight salad.

  • Deleted user 2 January 2014 00:25:56
    A divorce or preferably a quick painless death then I wouldn't have the constant hassles.

    Salad sucks, give me a wild boar and chirizo burger every time over a salad.
  • Trafford 2 Jan 2014 00:29:30 5,644 posts
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    Gonna be the year of the salad.
  • Deleted user 2 January 2014 00:31:47
    I'd prefer year of the sasuage.
  • EMarkM 2 Jan 2014 07:18:39 3,173 posts
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    Choppi wrote:
    I'd prefer year of the sasuage.
    ### PAGING NEILKA ###
  • rickalish 2 Jan 2014 09:37:14 1,793 posts
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    Find a job.
    Join a gym when my hernia repair allows.
    Learn to drive.
    Find a bird.
    Get rid of bird.
    Work at more festivals this summer.
    Get a tan.
    Quit smoking.
    Move back out of my folks house.
    Replay Final Fantasy VIII and IX.
    Get my sketch comedy series up and running on youtube.
    Get my career back on track.

    In no particular order.
  • mcmonkeyplc 2 Jan 2014 10:41:30 39,388 posts
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    I'm going to regret this....Run a half marathon.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • SparkyMarky81 2 Jan 2014 10:48:42 562 posts
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    This year I intend to get out running more often, earn more money, save more money, buy a new car and stop smoking.

    Also, slightly contradictory, I'd like to acquire a huge TV and a new gaming PC, and fulfill my ambition of diving with Great White Sharks.
  • FuzzyDuck 5 Jan 2014 00:54:00 3,935 posts
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    Fuck depression and diabetes up the ass.

    Taking my life back this year (and the first 5 days have thus far been successful).
  • DaM 5 Jan 2014 09:25:10 12,906 posts
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    Lose 2 stones by June. Not by castration.
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