After Earth - Will Smith & Son. Page 2

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  • Trowel 3 Jun 2013 13:44:14 18,714 posts
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    "A love letter to scientology" seems to be the general consensus.
  • TarickStonefire 3 Jun 2013 13:48:29 4,024 posts
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    What a prick he is. Scientology indeed. Delusions of the rich and bored.
  • TarickStonefire 3 Jun 2013 13:50:22 4,024 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    Goodfella wrote:
    The-Bodybuilder wrote:
    M. Night Shamalamadingdong is directing?
    I lol'd. :D
    I got there first with that one :-(
    I said it 10 years ago under my breath as I muttered about Sixth Sense in the pub to someone who wasn't listening. I win.
  • TarickStonefire 3 Jun 2013 13:52:02 4,024 posts
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    Is the twist that everyone gets their money back at the end?

    Or is the twist that there isn't a twist?

    Or is the twist that nobody gives a stuff about MNS and his stupid twists or his stupid name being *in the title* of his films any more, so now he's back to being a jobbing nobody that everyone's forgotten about, cranking out vanity vehicles for boring old 'stars' and their sons?

    Edited by TarickStonefire at 13:52:41 03-06-2013
  • SYS64738 3 Jun 2013 13:59:16 1,950 posts
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    I'll never ever forget Nighty, for putting me through The Last Airbender. Will avoid him at all cost.
  • Dizzy 3 Jun 2013 14:00:55 2,902 posts
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    Movie is shit. Nuff said.
  • Benno 3 Jun 2013 14:12:42 10,896 posts
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    Someone want to update the function?
  • Load_2.0 3 Jun 2013 14:16:50 20,812 posts
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    I like Sci Fi and i like Will Smith but his son was a shitty Karate Kid.

    The trailers made this look like a stinker anyway, father and son in peril, yawn. Have his son get eaten by a space panther in the first ten minutes and I am keen. Watch them both nearly get eaten by a CGI moon monkey 6 times? No fanks.
  • Feanor 3 Jun 2013 14:18:09 14,215 posts
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    I wonder if Gary Whitta wishes he could take his name off this one.
  • nickthegun 3 Jun 2013 14:24:48 63,870 posts
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    I like his films more or less as that graph says, except for 'The Village' which is so shit and so predictable, I would rank it as being worse than The Airbender.
  • Baihu1983 3 Jun 2013 14:28:19 4,372 posts
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    Always looked bad and i cant stand the kid as an actor or person from the interviews Ive seen him in.
  • nickthegun 3 Jun 2013 14:31:27 63,870 posts
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    Its quite interesting how a good few of the reviews hint at this being a scientology movie.
  • craigy Staff 3 Jun 2013 14:32:25 8,090 posts
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    Everyone these days is willing Shyamalan to fail. It's a shame. I'd be much more interested in him doing small chamber pieces instead of big-budget sci-fi.
  • CharlieStCloud 3 Jun 2013 14:32:36 5,820 posts
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    Hang on a minute ...

    ... the name escapes me (although it beings with an 'e'), but some chap on here who has a partner/wife whom is a movie analyst or some hoo-ha title that proclaimed this film is 'very good'.

    I believe I read about it in the Superman thread.

    Yet this movie is stupendously poor?

    I guess that only means one important thing:

    NEVER trust a woman's opinion about a film, am I right?

    p.s. Oh, the chaps name in question is espibara. Just found out!

    Edited by CharlieStCloud at 14:45:02 03-06-2013
  • Deleted user 3 June 2013 14:34:08
    nickthegun wrote:
    Its quite interesting how a good few of the reviews hint at this being a scientology movie.
    It's probably even more telling how the interviews have basically had Will Smith and his son come off as utter raving loonies, going on about how numbers and patterns allow them to see the future.
  • Load_2.0 3 Jun 2013 14:35:42 20,812 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    The Happening is pretty hilarious though.
    Watching Mark Wahlberg run away from trees? The film was ahead of it's time, in 2034 it will be seen as the new Citizen Kane.
  • nickthegun 3 Jun 2013 14:37:09 63,870 posts
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    I know teenagers are awkward at the best of times but this all really smacks of Will Smith trying to move heaven and earth to turn his untalented son into a movie star.
  • Deleted user 3 June 2013 14:38:32
    It'll be Michael Jackson all over again. Come 2040 or so we'll have Will Smith Jr building an I, Robot theme park in his back garden and acting very suspicious around children.
  • Bremenacht 3 Jun 2013 14:45:56 21,601 posts
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    Graveland wrote:
    Hang the fuck on. Since when has I, Robot been considered shit? It's a good film, dammit.
    Since it plopped out of someone's bum.
  • the_dudefather 3 Jun 2013 14:50:40 9,631 posts
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    Graveland wrote:
    Wild,Wild West is an entertaining steam-punk adventure. Why the hatred?
    +1

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  • nickthegun 3 Jun 2013 14:51:26 63,870 posts
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    Because it was Alex Proyas' first major film since Dark City and it was a bit of a turd.
  • thelzdking 3 Jun 2013 14:52:56 4,664 posts
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    Carlton > Will.
  • nickthegun 3 Jun 2013 14:53:02 63,870 posts
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    Also, Will Smith himself acknowledges that Wild, Wild, West was a turd which, ironically, led him to doing Men in Black 2 because he was desperate to be in another hit.
  • Load_2.0 3 Jun 2013 15:01:31 20,812 posts
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    Wickety wild west is so dull. His worst movie.
  • glaeken 3 Jun 2013 16:52:24 11,405 posts
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    You can tell a lot about Will Smith's attitude to himself by the fact he turned down Tarantino for Django Unchained because he thought he would not be the star of the film. Regardless of the merit of Django it shows Smith is only in it for maintaining the brand of Will Smith. So he pretty much will do any old shit as long as he is the star name.
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