Log of The Apocalypse, 21.12.12. Page 3

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  • Toonster 21 Dec 2012 07:51:32 6,842 posts
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    I've still got 9 more minutes until midnight. Are you all engulfed in flames yet?

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  • Ged42 21 Dec 2012 08:07:22 7,730 posts
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    I look out the window and all about me is an urban wasteland, where morlocks squabble over the most basic of human needs.

    Oh wait, Croydon always looks like that.
  • Tryhard 21 Dec 2012 08:14:21 3,970 posts
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    Something big and ominous grew up from the shadows this morning,then I had to take a pee.And it was gone.
  • skuzzbag 21 Dec 2012 08:42:48 5,638 posts
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    There's a huge burning ball of fire in the sky just over to the East!

    Oh shit fuck hail mary etc

    \hides under bed.
  • S.J.Rogers 21 Dec 2012 08:49:21 3,557 posts
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    The guy in Costa this morning was super friendly... :)

    IT'S THE END..! /o\
  • grey_matters 21 Dec 2012 08:56:20 3,733 posts
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    Newgrange (5000 year old structure which lights up on the winter solstice) is going ahead in two minutes. Unless...
  • Dirtbox 21 Dec 2012 09:00:10 78,147 posts
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    Now to find out about all the retardo suicide cults!

    It's a good day to watch the telly.

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  • sport 21 Dec 2012 09:33:42 12,722 posts
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    Drink this with me, DB!

    /hands over vial
  • ZuluHero 21 Dec 2012 09:36:53 4,144 posts
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    I stepped in a puddle this morning and my sock is all wet.

    It's the end of the world for me.

    If the world is really going to end, I hope it hurries up. I don't want to have to sit here all morning in a wet sock.

    Edited by ZuluHero at 09:37:33 21-12-2012
  • S.J.Rogers 21 Dec 2012 09:39:45 3,557 posts
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    Well under 2 hours to go...

    11:11am is the end time..!
  • CharlieStCloud 21 Dec 2012 09:40:01 5,202 posts
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    The postman delivered our letters at half past eight this morning, which is about five or six hours earlier than he usually pops by ...

    ... End. Of. The. World.
  • WinterSnowblind 21 Dec 2012 09:44:20 1,234 posts
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    I hate to restart the mass panic, but the Mayans didn't use GMT. Their "predicted date" isn't until just after 3am tomorrow morning.
  • boo 21 Dec 2012 09:45:13 11,778 posts
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    I thought they'd decided that the world wasn't going to end, but instead there was going to be a new age ushered in where everybody was nice to each other or something?

    Being nice to everyone. I can see why some folks round here would consider that the end of the world...

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  • ZuluHero 21 Dec 2012 09:46:08 4,144 posts
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    Ahh great! I have my Office Christmas party tonight (ends about 1am) I'll be blind drunk by then! \o/
  • Commander-Keen 21 Dec 2012 09:48:10 808 posts
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    So long as the Four Horsemen give it some proper Gangnam Style as they come over the horizon, I'm okay with the end of the world.
  • CharlieStCloud 21 Dec 2012 09:50:02 5,202 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Being nice to everyone. I can see why some folks round here would consider that the end of the world...
    Oh, do fuck off Mr. Boo ...

    ... : )
  • FourSevenZero 21 Dec 2012 09:52:14 82 posts
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    Ged42 wrote:
    I look out the window and all about me is an urban wasteland, where morlocks squabble over the most basic of human needs.

    Oh wait, Croydon always looks like that.
    Ha! I was looking around thinking what a fucking shithole Croydon really is on my way in this morning.

    Not for the first time I might add!

    Would anyone notice if an apocolypse started here? It might well have, god it's fucking depressing here.
  • Vortex808 21 Dec 2012 09:54:07 7,138 posts
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    Bit of rain over here. No sign of any brimstone yet.

    Guess I'll have to go to the work's xmas lunch for a bit then.
  • L_Franko Moderator 21 Dec 2012 10:04:44 9,694 posts
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    My drive side window on my car has stopped working properly.
  • Kilters 21 Dec 2012 10:07:03 574 posts
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    Anyone know any Doomer blogs where they are trying to explain away why the apocalypse never arrived?
  • Whizzo 21 Dec 2012 10:07:57 43,123 posts
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    It probably didn't happen because there's an R in the month.

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  • neilka 21 Dec 2012 10:08:33 15,914 posts
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    The Jubilee line was fucked this morning, I think it might just be a normal day after all.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Load_2.0 21 Dec 2012 10:10:09 19,258 posts
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    My memory card did not arrive but it was ordered from Amazon Prime!

    Mayans.
  • Whizzo 21 Dec 2012 10:11:52 43,123 posts
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    Mayans would probably be better at delivery than HDNL.

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  • Razer 21 Dec 2012 10:18:35 1,066 posts
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    One of the apprentices at work said that the moon had disappeared last night, which he thought was very strange as you can always see the moon at night.

    I pointed out that it was cloudy...
  • oceanmotion 21 Dec 2012 10:21:28 15,926 posts
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    ....with a chance of meatballs.
  • FourSevenZero 21 Dec 2012 10:23:30 82 posts
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    Plus you can't, y'know always see it at night, tell him sometimes you can see it during the day his brain will probably shut down :)
  • Dirtbox 21 Dec 2012 10:24:25 78,147 posts
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  • Razer 21 Dec 2012 10:24:46 1,066 posts
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    It probably would. He is incredibly stupid. He told a customer with a gas leak that if he had to stay in the house then "stay low".

    It's fucking gas, not smoke you moonman :)
  • mcmonkeyplc 21 Dec 2012 10:31:01 39,456 posts
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    I had a massive shit attack this morning.

    Perhaps that's the start of it all.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

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