Log of The Apocalypse, 21.12.12.

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  • localnotail 20 Dec 2012 21:45:19 23,093 posts
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    No, not Log, by Blammo.

    Please post any signs you notice that "the Mayans were right" about the world ending on 21.12.12

    1. My delivery pizza this evening had too much cheese on it.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Blerk Moderator 20 Dec 2012 21:51:42 48,225 posts
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    My mum called me today rather than tomorrow. She always phones on a Friday. It's the end!
  • Chopsen 20 Dec 2012 21:52:50 15,727 posts
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    Traffic was unusually heavy on the way home from work. Must be the end times, and not xmas rush.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2012 21:55:21
    my lights flickered at home. Must be aliens tapping into the cornish electicity board. bastards.
  • urban 20 Dec 2012 21:56:26 10,924 posts
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    My windows rattled in the wind and I got laid.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2012 21:57:27
    So fucking depressed no one phoned me up to tell me that they always loved me. i hope the world ends now.
  • sport 20 Dec 2012 21:59:02 12,572 posts
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    I haven't got laid. All is normal on this front.
  • neilka 20 Dec 2012 21:59:26 15,667 posts
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    9.59pm, suspected anal bleeding transpires to be cranberry juice I spilt earlier this evening.
  • King_Edward 20 Dec 2012 22:08:28 11,454 posts
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    Met a cat that didn't hate me. All is lost.
  • boo 20 Dec 2012 22:12:45 11,706 posts
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    The flu I'm suffering from is so bad* it can only be extra-terrestrial in origin, suggesting that aliens have arrived to bring about the end of the world.


    *seriously. This makes man-flu look like regular woman flu.

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  • neilka 20 Dec 2012 22:15:21 15,667 posts
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    10.15pm, believe that I am able to see the souls of the dead fleeing this earthly realm but on closer inspection they are pigeons.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2012 22:20:50
    Similar to Joel. 9:45pm-10pm, lights flickering in the study and DayZ being buggy.

    Water in my bath is also slightly too hot.

    End times ahoy, obviously.

    Edit: that Inbetweeners Rude Road Trip from 2011 on TV, time must have started going backwards.

    Edited by HurbleBurble at 22:23:12 20-12-2012
  • the_dudefather 20 Dec 2012 22:22:11 9,202 posts
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    My advent calender still has a few doors left to open, so that trumps the mayans

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • MadCaddy13 20 Dec 2012 22:22:30 1,856 posts
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    Had a couple of blackouts last night, traffic lights weren't working this morning and apparently in Sri Lanka it started raining yellow!
  • Steve_Perry 20 Dec 2012 22:22:50 3,606 posts
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    I was cooking some beans and I turned around, then I saw the ghost of my long dead wife, she was standing with a man with a beard and a white cloak on. They were beckoning me towards some bright light.

    Probably nothing. These beans are good.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • oceanmotion 20 Dec 2012 22:28:28 15,662 posts
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    Friend left her mobile phone, no hope for her now.

    I feel the need to watch Rec 2 or a chick flick.
  • Waffleaber 20 Dec 2012 22:34:24 375 posts
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    At missus' Christmas party. Free bar and haven't embaressed her yet. Dark times.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2012 22:35:50
    We took delivery of a futon just now. A FUTON.
  • Ged42 20 Dec 2012 22:38:02 7,702 posts
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    My hamster is walking on the ceiling.

    I think the gates to hammy hell have been opened.
  • X201 20 Dec 2012 22:46:20 15,139 posts
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    A Mayan expert on Radio 4 has just said that he and a number of other Mayan scholars think that people have got the date wrong, and that it should actually be the 24th.

    I think they're just after an excuse to open their presents on Christmas Eve.
  • Chopsen 20 Dec 2012 22:56:38 15,727 posts
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    My chicken just brought in some herbs from the garden. It's the hen thymes.
  • sport 20 Dec 2012 23:02:36 12,572 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    My chicken just brought in some herbs from the garden. It's the hen thymes.
    I think Chopsen should be sacrificed to the Mayans.
  • Jono62 20 Dec 2012 23:06:05 13,961 posts
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    Yodel knocked on my door and handed me my Amazon parcel.
  • graysonavich 20 Dec 2012 23:08:23 7,309 posts
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  • Waffleaber 20 Dec 2012 23:11:58 375 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    A Mayan expert on Radio 4 has just said that he and a number of other Mayan scholars think that people have got the date wrong, and that it should actually be the 24th.
    Really? Mayan scholars were the only reason we knew about any of this in the first place! They can't move the goalposts now, I think they want a few more breakfast tv interviews.
  • neilka 20 Dec 2012 23:44:13 15,667 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Yodel knocked on my door and handed me my Amazon parcel.
    Do you really think we're going to fall for any old shite?
  • Moot_Point 20 Dec 2012 23:44:59 3,917 posts
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    I felt a chill run down my spine earlier, but I was sat outside.

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • RedSparrows 20 Dec 2012 23:55:56 22,068 posts
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    The train home for Christmas was empty.

    What.
  • RedSparrows 20 Dec 2012 23:56:57 22,068 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Jono62 wrote:
    Yodel knocked on my door and handed me my Amazon parcel.
    Do you really think we're going to fall for any old shite?
    Everyone knows Yodel don't really exist. Such shite wouldn't be allowed in a sane world!
  • Ranger_Ryu 21 Dec 2012 00:03:58 1,024 posts
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    we're still here!
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