Tresspassing child carol singers

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  • thelzdking 17 Dec 2012 18:09:03 4,413 posts
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    Just now I was upstairs when I heard a noise. I head down the stairs to see a child bedecked in a shabby, tinsel-lined star costume stood in my hallway who, upon seeing me, proceeds to break into a below average rendition of We Wish You a Merry Christmas whilst waving a bucket at me. I was so amazed that I didn't know what to say for a few seconds. Then I overcame my shock and told him that I was very busy and asked him to please leave my house, which he did only after I had repeated my request several times.

    Now call me old fashioned if you like, but I believe that carol singers should knock and wait for an invitation before entering a person's house.

    /perplexed rant over

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  • Deleted user 17 December 2012 18:11:45
    I'm sorry but the police are never going to believe this when they come to arrest you for kidnapping that child.

    Edited by Aargh. at 18:11:55 17-12-2012

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  • smoothpete 17 Dec 2012 18:14:27 31,812 posts
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    "thank you, Santa!"
  • neilka 17 Dec 2012 18:14:35 16,524 posts
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    WWJSD

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Kostabi 17 Dec 2012 18:17:08 5,086 posts
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    You were being burgled.

    If you're in "oh sorry sir, let me sing a Christmas carol for you" or "hey lads, this cunt ain't home fill ya bags up".
  • kinky_mong 17 Dec 2012 18:20:36 10,853 posts
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    What Kostabi said.

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  • thelzdking 17 Dec 2012 18:22:54 4,413 posts
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    It would've been Jimmy Savile's Christmas dream come true: an unaccompanied child entering of their own accord would probably constitute consent in his eyes.
  • Psychotext 17 Dec 2012 18:24:18 55,031 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Edited by Aargh. at 18:11:55 17-12-2012

    Edited by Aargh. at 18:12:00 17-12-2012

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    How did you get four edits into such a simple sentence?
  • ZuluHero 17 Dec 2012 18:24:48 4,297 posts
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    Its a dickensian christmas!

    How old?
  • thelzdking 17 Dec 2012 18:31:52 4,413 posts
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    It say a lot about my cynical nature that I think that Kostabi may be right.

    In which case I would've been legally entitled to shoot the child, yeah?
  • neilka 17 Dec 2012 18:33:08 16,524 posts
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    Shoot him full of goose fat

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Kostabi 17 Dec 2012 18:36:32 5,086 posts
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    I don't want to be right as people trespassing in your home is a pretty wretched thought but unless your door was wide open there's no other explanation that would fit.
  • danathjo 17 Dec 2012 18:39:15 7,516 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Shoot him full of man fat
  • Popzeus 17 Dec 2012 18:39:48 8,427 posts
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    Even if the door was open, why else would it come in?

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  • senso-ji 17 Dec 2012 18:41:37 6,039 posts
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    You left your front door unlocked and yet were shocked that someone let themselves in?
  • Kostabi 17 Dec 2012 18:43:20 5,086 posts
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    Popzeus wrote:
    Even if the door was open, why else would it come in?
    Might have knocked then stuck his head in to belt out some awesome chrimbo tunes. A bit like a singing bailiff.
  • mrpon 17 Dec 2012 18:51:27 29,552 posts
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    Should've gone all T'Pau on his ass.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Vortex808 17 Dec 2012 19:21:48 7,575 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Should've gone all T'Pau on his ass.
    Did he have some china in his hands?
  • skuzzbag 17 Dec 2012 19:48:20 5,714 posts
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    "Boy, come here so I can beat you soundly!"

  • Load_2.0 17 Dec 2012 19:55:36 19,652 posts
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    Ahahaha of course he was on the rob, that's almost as bad as "I am just looking for my dog"

    For future reference carol singers are like vampires they won't come in unless you invite them!

    Edited by Load_2.0 at 19:59:22 17-12-2012
  • Load_2.0 17 Dec 2012 19:58:51 19,652 posts
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    Here is a flow chart.

    There is an uninvited stranger in my house, are they robbing me?
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    Yes.
  • 1Dgaf 17 Dec 2012 20:16:10 3,975 posts
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    I'd call the non essential police line. I suspect you were being burgled too.

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  • jonsaan 17 Dec 2012 20:26:30 25,440 posts
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    It would have been better if he'd come up the stairs and disturbed you knocking one out.

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  • Lukus 17 Dec 2012 20:41:27 19,459 posts
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    Definitely on the rob. There's probably at least two of them too. I'd check behind your sofa.

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  • Kostabi 17 Dec 2012 20:57:47 5,086 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    It would have been better if he'd come up the stairs and disturbed you knocking one out.
    What's the etiquette of that? Being your own house I suppose the robber should allow you to finish, or is it a case of being the host that you politely excuse yourself and stop - much like when the hotel maid ignores the do not disturb sign.
  • neilka 17 Dec 2012 21:25:06 16,524 posts
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    You're meant to stop when the maid walks in?

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Kostabi 17 Dec 2012 21:26:08 5,086 posts
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    I do, but only so she can't prove the stains on the curtains are mine.
  • thelzdking 17 Dec 2012 22:32:58 4,413 posts
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    I've been thinking he probably had something to do with the Mayans. Next time I'll know to kill him on sight.
  • SuperCoolEskimo 17 Dec 2012 22:57:05 10,068 posts
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    Seriously, how did he get in? Even if our front door is unlocked, you can't open it from outside without a key.
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