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  • Dirtbox 13 Dec 2012 18:47:36 82,268 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I mean really. Stick your sprouts up your cunt mum. Here you can ram it up there with one of these fucking parsnips if you like.
    At which point it becomes clear that you've never had a decent xmo dinner.
  • Deleted user 13 December 2012 18:49:50
    Basically, if you dislike Christmas food it is clear that your parents never loved you.
  • AaronTurner 13 Dec 2012 18:51:37 8,154 posts
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    I like the sainsburys Christmas sandwich
  • sport 13 Dec 2012 18:56:31 13,085 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    2. Pierre's Baguette's "Christmas Special", a mega-filled turkey (sliced), stuffing, sausage, mayo and cranberry on white baguette, fucking yummers
    Christmas, that sounds amazing!
  • Deleted user 13 December 2012 19:01:08
    The Sainsburys Christmas sandwich a few years ago was great, as long as you got the luxury Taste The Difference one or whatever they title their premium own-brand stuff now, and as long as you got it early enough that it wasn't just paste. Sounds like the OP bought one of the budget lines late in the afternoon or something. Rookie mistake.
  • elstoof 13 Dec 2012 19:05:29 9,980 posts
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    Somewhere, some poor sap will be eating his Christmas sandwich out of a thermos this year.
  • Deleted user 13 December 2012 19:08:37
    They'll still be better off than deckard as he flusters over whether to put the soy sauce (as a treat) in his Pot Noodle.

    Edited by HurbleBurble at 19:09:07 13-12-2012
  • mrpon 13 Dec 2012 21:04:50 30,711 posts
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    Little Chef doesn't count.
  • MMMarmite 13 Dec 2012 21:21:13 1,262 posts
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    FogHeart wrote:
    Turkey and cranberry, another combination to put alongside pork and apple and gammon and pineapple - honestly, fuck any meat/fruit combination, utter abominations. I'm saying that, as someone who ate locusts two days ago.
    How can one person be so wrong? :eek:
  • monkehhh 13 Dec 2012 21:22:54 3,941 posts
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    Crazy talk.. /also throws coronation chicken / chicken and mango / other fruity chicken things in there. Tasty.

    Edited by monkehhh at 21:22:59 13-12-2012
  • mal 13 Dec 2012 21:34:06 24,334 posts
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    meme wrote:
    The Sainsburys Christmas sandwich a few years ago was great, as long as you got the luxury Taste The Difference one or whatever they title their premium own-brand stuff now, and as long as you got it early enough that it wasn't just paste. Sounds like the OP bought one of the budget lines late in the afternoon or something. Rookie mistake.
    I don't believe they make their premium grade stuff on site. Outside of actual fresh breads I assume it's all made the day before at best and shipped on site, even sandwiches.
  • mal 13 Dec 2012 21:39:56 24,334 posts
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    I must admit, the supermarkets have given a bad name to mince pies. The mincemeat's fine - Robinson's is nothing special, and it makes as good a mince pie as you'd like, but they use the same shit pastry they use on apple pies, and too much of it too. You don't need to crimp a mince pie ffs - you're not making a pastie! Butter shortcrust, crinkle cut and you're fine. But do they? No, and they charge extra for the fuckers. Bunch of fucks, I tell you.
  • jonsaan 13 Dec 2012 22:03:09 25,967 posts
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    Xmas 2000. Office party, jonsaan hijacked on the dance floor and ground by two fat lasses.
  • Ocrovastru 13 Dec 2012 22:20:31 627 posts
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    Not a sandwich, but the slightly classy-ish bakery near me does sausage rolls with cranberry. I ordered a normal sausage roll, got one of these in error. Tried it anyway....went straight back in to get another one. All kinds of delicious.
  • President_Weasel 14 Dec 2012 00:07:55 10,208 posts
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    Sage can fuck off.
  • thelzdking 14 Dec 2012 01:01:04 4,667 posts
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    Quickbooks man, eh?
  • mrpon 14 Dec 2012 08:24:30 30,711 posts
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    Line 200 is pretty good.
  • smoothpete 14 Dec 2012 08:40:00 32,404 posts
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    I bloody love sprouts and parsnips
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Dec 2012 08:50:52 42,577 posts
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    I'm really looking forward to Christmas dinner with my family.

    A sentence that I thought I would never write :)
  • smoothpete 14 Dec 2012 09:14:53 32,404 posts
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    Not sure what meat to do this year.
  • elstoof 14 Dec 2012 09:24:13 9,980 posts
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    I'm thinking a beef Wellington.
  • Zomoniac 14 Dec 2012 09:28:02 8,508 posts
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    There is only one true Christmas sandwich (well, more a boxing day sandwich). Crusty white bread, spread mayo on one side, peanut butter on the other side, and add some of the leftover cold turkey breast and some halved green olives. Pure heaven.
  • Fatiguez 14 Dec 2012 09:28:10 8,843 posts
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    I didn't even get Christmas growing up and I think parsnips are damn tasty. Who could dislike them? They're great.
  • megastar 14 Dec 2012 09:31:56 17,235 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Not really, I've even been to restaurants for it a few years and it still does nothing for me. I just find it dull, but I'm the same with sunday roasts to be honest. I mean its alright, and I'll quite happily eat it, but its not something I'd ever cream my pantaloons about. Its all just a bit bleugh.

    Christmas pudding and mince pies on the other hand, are fucking shit.
    I used to be exactly like this, but then I turned 30 and I suddenly liked grown up food! You'll get there - not to worry!

    Fuck xmas pudding and mince pies though!
  • quadfather 14 Dec 2012 09:34:42 17,530 posts
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    I hated it at 10-30, now 40, it's even worse!

    @Fatiguez - I can hate them because they taste like eating perfume to me. Just wrong
  • elstoof 14 Dec 2012 09:44:52 9,980 posts
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    Did you lot get uncle bummed on Christmas Eve or something? Because a bit of roast meat, vegetables and gravy isn't really that offensive.
  • quadfather 14 Dec 2012 09:46:43 17,530 posts
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    Most of it is great. It's just fucking sprouts and parsnips that offend.
  • the_dudefather 14 Dec 2012 09:47:07 9,659 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Did you lot get uncle bummed on Christmas Eve or something?
    That's the one with John Candy and Macaulay Culkin right?
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