Deckard1 wrote:At which point it becomes clear that you've never had a decent xmo dinner.
I mean really. Stick your sprouts up your cunt mum. Here you can ram it up there with one of these fucking parsnips if you like.
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meme 15,431 posts
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Registered 5 years agoBasically, if you dislike Christmas food it is clear that your parents never loved you.GHOSTBUSTERS
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Registered 7 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Christmas, that sounds amazing!
2. Pierre's Baguette's "Christmas Special", a mega-filled turkey (sliced), stuffing, sausage, mayo and cranberry on white baguette, fucking yummers -
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Registered 5 years agoThe Sainsburys Christmas sandwich a few years ago was great, as long as you got the luxury Taste The Difference one or whatever they title their premium own-brand stuff now, and as long as you got it early enough that it wasn't just paste. Sounds like the OP bought one of the budget lines late in the afternoon or something. Rookie mistake.GHOSTBUSTERS
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Registered 4 years agoDirtbox wrote:
Not really, I've even been to restaurants for it a few years and it still does nothing for me. I just find it dull, but I'm the same with sunday roasts to be honest. I mean its alright, and I'll quite happily eat it, but its not something I'd ever cream my pantaloons about. Its all just a bit bleugh.Deckard1 wrote:
At which point it becomes clear that you've never had a decent xmo dinner.
I mean really. Stick your sprouts up your cunt mum. Here you can ram it up there with one of these fucking parsnips if you like.
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Registered 6 years agoFogHeart wrote:
How can one person be so wrong?
Turkey and cranberry, another combination to put alongside pork and apple and gammon and pineapple - honestly, fuck any meat/fruit combination, utter abominations. I'm saying that, as someone who ate locusts two days ago.
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Registered 5 years agoCrazy talk.. /also throws coronation chicken / chicken and mango / other fruity chicken things in there. Tasty.
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Registered 11 years agomeme wrote:
I don't believe they make their premium grade stuff on site. Outside of actual fresh breads I assume it's all made the day before at best and shipped on site, even sandwiches.
The Sainsburys Christmas sandwich a few years ago was great, as long as you got the luxury Taste The Difference one or whatever they title their premium own-brand stuff now, and as long as you got it early enough that it wasn't just paste. Sounds like the OP bought one of the budget lines late in the afternoon or something. Rookie mistake.Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!
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Registered 11 years agoI must admit, the supermarkets have given a bad name to mince pies. The mincemeat's fine - Robinson's is nothing special, and it makes as good a mince pie as you'd like, but they use the same shit pastry they use on apple pies, and too much of it too. You don't need to crimp a mince pie ffs - you're not making a pastie! Butter shortcrust, crinkle cut and you're fine. But do they? No, and they charge extra for the fuckers. Bunch of fucks, I tell you.Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!
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Registered 7 years agoXmas 2000. Office party, jonsaan hijacked on the dance floor and ground by two fat lasses.FCUTA!
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Registered 7 years agoNot a sandwich, but the slightly classy-ish bakery near me does sausage rolls with cranberry. I ordered a normal sausage roll, got one of these in error. Tried it anyway....went straight back in to get another one. All kinds of delicious. -
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Registered 5 years agoI didn't even get Christmas growing up and I think parsnips are damn tasty. Who could dislike them? They're great.show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft
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Registered 8 years agoDeckard1 wrote:
I used to be exactly like this, but then I turned 30 and I suddenly liked grown up food! You'll get there - not to worry!
Not really, I've even been to restaurants for it a few years and it still does nothing for me. I just find it dull, but I'm the same with sunday roasts to be honest. I mean its alright, and I'll quite happily eat it, but its not something I'd ever cream my pantaloons about. Its all just a bit bleugh.
Christmas pudding and mince pies on the other hand, are fucking shit.
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Registered 3 years agoI hated it at 10-30, now 40, it's even worse!
@Fatiguez - I can hate them because they taste like eating perfume to me. Just wrongpsn = quaddy456
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Registered 8 years agoDid you lot get uncle bummed on Christmas Eve or something? Because a bit of roast meat, vegetables and gravy isn't really that offensive. -
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Registered 3 years agoMost of it is great. It's just fucking sprouts and parsnips that offend.psn = quaddy456
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elstoof wrote:
That's the one with John Candy and Macaulay Culkin right?
Did you lot get uncle bummed on Christmas Eve or something?Ask me anything about Dungeon Keeper
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