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  • ronuds 13 Dec 2012 16:13:55 20,494 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Am I the only one who finds christmas food a bit shit?
    Depends what food you're talking about.

    Edited by ronuds at 16:14:29 13-12-2012
  • meme 13 Dec 2012 16:14:12 15,327 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I've tried making my own sage and onion stuffing, it did NOT work. Can't go wrong with a bit of paxo
    How many ingredients did you use? If it's not nearing triple digits you must be doing it wrong.

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  • Shikasama 13 Dec 2012 16:14:18 4,531 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Am I the only one who finds christmas food a bit shit?
    It's essentially a Sudnay Roast with ideas above its station
  • Deckard1 13 Dec 2012 16:15:23 17,901 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Am I the only one who finds christmas food a bit shit?
    Depends what food you're talking about.
    CHRISTMAS food. Food you eat at christmas.
  • meme 13 Dec 2012 16:18:02 15,327 posts
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    Christmas food means bacon-wrapped chipolatas and stuffing balls. And they're the best food on the planet. Deckard just has broken taste buds from all that dog rimming.

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  • Deckard1 13 Dec 2012 16:18:40 17,901 posts
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    I mean really. Stick your sprouts up your cunt mum. Here you can ram it up there with one of these fucking parsnips if you like.
  • ronuds 13 Dec 2012 16:18:56 20,494 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    ronuds wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Am I the only one who finds christmas food a bit shit?
    Depends what food you're talking about.
    CHRISTMAS food. Food you eat at christmas.
    You think every single thing that might be considered Christmas food is shit?
  • THFourteen 13 Dec 2012 16:20:19 29,003 posts
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    Roasted parsnips are ace. As are roasted potatoes. and stuffing. and gravy. and ham. and mince pies. and copious amounts of chocolates. and sausages wrapped in bacon.

    in fact the only really inedible things at christmas is often the turkey.

    i dont even mind sprouts.
  • Deckard1 13 Dec 2012 16:20:48 17,901 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Christmas food means bacon-wrapped chipolatas and stuffing balls. And they're the best food on the planet. Deckard just has broken taste buds from all that dog rimming.
    I'll admit pigs in blankets are pretty good. But all that mince pie shit and fucking chestnuts and fucking turkey and shit. Just the dullest food known to man.
  • SolidSCB 13 Dec 2012 16:21:58 4,530 posts
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    It's the party food that makes Christmas for me. Christmas dinner I can take or leave.
  • ronuds 13 Dec 2012 16:23:54 20,494 posts
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    The delicious cookies, too. Goodness gracious the wonderful cookies!

    Some of them aren't that great, but it's still a cookie - and how many of those can really be bad?
  • Shikasama 13 Dec 2012 16:25:16 4,531 posts
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    Roasted parsnips are not nice and the way they disguise themselves as delcious chips makes them plate terrorists.
  • Deckard1 13 Dec 2012 16:25:32 17,901 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    It's the party food that makes Christmas for me. Christmas dinner I can take or leave.
    Party food is great. I'd actually consider myself something of a voulevant connoisseur.
  • Commander Keen 13 Dec 2012 16:25:43 514 posts
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    This thread is making all the children cry.

    Christmas food is AWESOME.
  • quadfather 13 Dec 2012 16:28:06 4,732 posts
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    Except sprouts and parsnips. They're fucking disgusting

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  • Commander Keen 13 Dec 2012 16:32:45 514 posts
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    Philistines!
  • quadfather 13 Dec 2012 16:35:40 4,732 posts
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    The smell of sprouts makes me physically sick. Parnsips can't decide whether they're sweet or savoury, so end up simply being shit. As for christmas pudding, I'd rather drink my own piss

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  • billythekid 13 Dec 2012 16:40:33 10,259 posts
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    I love sprouts, just as long as they're not cooked by old people who believe they need to be boiled for several hours.
  • Kostabi 13 Dec 2012 16:43:17 3,890 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    Except sprouts and parsnips. They're fucking disgusting
    This. I've never been able to develop a taste for them, parsnips are bleh but sprouts are fucking vile.
  • mal 13 Dec 2012 16:44:00 20,480 posts
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    The only veg I have in the fridge at the moment is sprouts and parsnips, as well as one remaining carrot and a corner of a bag of peas in the icebox. They are winter vegetables, and not especially christmassy.

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  • FogHeart 13 Dec 2012 16:48:17 714 posts
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    Turkey and cranberry, another combination to put alongside pork and apple and gammon and pineapple - honestly, fuck any meat/fruit combination, utter abominations. I'm saying that, as someone who ate locusts two days ago.
  • kickerconspiracy 13 Dec 2012 16:50:49 495 posts
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    I had a turkey and cranberry sandwich from Sainbury's last year.

    It tasted like Santa had emptied his sack early.
  • Vortex808 13 Dec 2012 16:52:38 5,350 posts
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    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    I had a turkey and cranberry sandwich from Sainbury's last year.

    It tasted like Santa had emptied his sack early.
    So did you like it or not? ;-)
  • mal 13 Dec 2012 16:54:30 20,480 posts
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    @FogHeart

    I had a lamb and apricot pie in south wales that was proper lush

    edit: Seem to be messing my tenses up all over the shop today

    Edited by mal at 16:54:55 13-12-2012

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  • S.J.Rogers 13 Dec 2012 17:01:16 3,477 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    The holy christmas trinity lunch of super joy in Reading:

    (all eaten as part of the same lunch but not necessarily in this order)

    1. Gregg's festive bake

    2. Pierre's Baguette's "Christmas Special", a mega-filled turkey (sliced), stuffing, sausage, mayo and cranberry on white baguette, fucking yummers

    3. Sweeney Todd's Christmas Pie, puff pastry with lumps of turkey, sausage, stuffing and some other stuff in gravy - heavenly
    That ALL sounds fantastic and your a luck git smooth, as you have a Mission Burrito in the town centre. I LOVE that place..!
  • kickerconspiracy 13 Dec 2012 17:03:47 495 posts
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    Vortex808 wrote:

    So did you like it or not? ;-)
    I dropped to my knees and went straight to the source for seconds.
  • smoothpete 13 Dec 2012 17:11:34 29,135 posts
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    S.J.Rogers wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    The holy christmas trinity lunch of super joy in Reading:

    (all eaten as part of the same lunch but not necessarily in this order)

    1. Gregg's festive bake

    2. Pierre's Baguette's "Christmas Special", a mega-filled turkey (sliced), stuffing, sausage, mayo and cranberry on white baguette, fucking yummers

    3. Sweeney Todd's Christmas Pie, puff pastry with lumps of turkey, sausage, stuffing and some other stuff in gravy - heavenly
    That ALL sounds fantastic and your a luck git smooth, as you have a Mission Burrito in the town centre. I LOVE that place..!
    We have a Handmade Burger Co now too ;)
  • meme 13 Dec 2012 17:15:14 15,327 posts
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  • kinky_mong 13 Dec 2012 17:28:02 7,955 posts
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    Sprouts are great, but they have to be soft. Had some as part of a really shitty dinner at my Xmas party last week that were like rocks. :(

    Cranberry is great with turkey too. Gives some much needed moisture to that dry bland meat.

    Mince pies and Christmas pudding can fuck right off though. Horrible excuse for food.

    Edited by kinky_mong at 17:35:16 13-12-2012
  • kickerconspiracy 13 Dec 2012 17:31:10 495 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:

    We have a Handmade Burger Co now too ;)
    I wish we did. Their burgers make me damp.
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