Worst Christmas sandwiches ever

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  • specialgamer 13 Dec 2012 15:20:25 85 posts
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    Just had the Sainsbury's Christmas turkey and cranberry sandwich and it was vile. Way too much cranberry, which didn't even take like cranberry anyway, more like strawberry jam. The bread was soaked through, like a cummy biscuit and the lettuce was as floppy as a late 1960s 8" disk.

    If there are other bad pre-packed Christmas sandwiches out there, please - in the spirit of the season - warn your fellow gamers of them here.
  • megastar 13 Dec 2012 15:21:48 17,104 posts
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    cranberry?

    in a sandwich????

    Is this some new european fairy food?
  • Dirtbox 13 Dec 2012 15:21:51 76,329 posts
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    Thanks to this heads up I'm sure we'll all be giving them a miss from now on.

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  • Commander Keen 13 Dec 2012 15:22:54 718 posts
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    We need to have some parameters / criteria here, in order to ensure consistency.

    What are we ranking these on? Freshness? Crunchiness? Christmasiness? Meat to bread ratio? It's important to be clear about this!

    The one from Pret isn't too bad this year (I'd rank it about 7/10)...

    Edited by Commander Keen at 15:23:31 13-12-2012
  • Shikasama 13 Dec 2012 15:22:58 6,276 posts
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    Yeah I had a similar wrap thing from the Co-op and it was beyond awful.

    3.50 too, I could have bought a feast from Greggs for that
  • Vortex808 13 Dec 2012 15:28:45 6,556 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    3.50 too, I could have bought a feast from Greggs for that
    You'll happily eat from Greggs, but worry about uncovered sugar?

    ;)
  • the_dudefather 13 Dec 2012 15:30:36 8,976 posts
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    Subway did a sandwich for festive madmen a few years ago, had stuffing, cranberry, turkey and gravy in it if I remember right

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Shikasama 13 Dec 2012 15:31:24 6,276 posts
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    Vortex808 wrote:
    Shikasama wrote:
    3.50 too, I could have bought a feast from Greggs for that
    You'll happily eat from Greggs, but worry about uncovered sugar?

    ;)
    Any uncovered Cheese and Onions around me are at severe risk - I'd recommend keeping them hidden at all costs.
  • THFourteen 13 Dec 2012 15:32:28 31,799 posts
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    the pret one would be nice without the cranberry

    /horp
  • smoothpete 13 Dec 2012 15:32:57 31,017 posts
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    The holy christmas trinity lunch of super joy in Reading:

    (all eaten as part of the same lunch but not necessarily in this order)

    1. Gregg's festive bake

    2. Pierre's Baguette's "Christmas Special", a mega-filled turkey (sliced), stuffing, sausage, mayo and cranberry on white baguette, fucking yummers

    3. Sweeney Todd's Christmas Pie, puff pastry with lumps of turkey, sausage, stuffing and some other stuff in gravy - heavenly

    Edited by smoothpete at 15:35:12 13-12-2012
  • Commander Keen 13 Dec 2012 15:34:28 718 posts
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    But without cranberry, surely it's just a turkey sandwich with nothing Christmassy about it!

    Then again, getting rid of anything red isn't so bad in my eyes ;)
  • Shikasama 13 Dec 2012 15:34:49 6,276 posts
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    Fuck off with your fucking cranberries
  • Dirtbox 13 Dec 2012 15:35:15 76,329 posts
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    Sweeney's xmo pie is a thing of beauty, thanks for the reminder. I'll have to pick a couple up next week.

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  • Commander Keen 13 Dec 2012 15:36:55 718 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    Fuck off with your fucking cranberries
    The lady doth protest too much.

    Was there a.... cranberry related incident we need to know about?
  • LockeTribal 13 Dec 2012 15:37:33 4,443 posts
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    Do you know what's actually nice? Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce in a toastie (or breville or whatever you'd like to call it). Never would have believed it if I hadn't tried it. The cranberry sauce makes it surprisingly, adding a bit of much needed moisture. Be warned though, it will burn off the roof of your mouth if you're not careful.
  • THFourteen 13 Dec 2012 15:37:37 31,799 posts
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    Commander Keen wrote:
    But without cranberry, surely it's just a turkey sandwich with nothing Christmassy about it!

    Then again, getting rid of anything red isn't so bad in my eyes ;)
    it would have turkey, stuffing, sausage and mayo

    mmmm beige dinner.
  • smoothpete 13 Dec 2012 15:38:38 31,017 posts
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    Make sure you get there early, they seem to sell out almost immediately! Some prick in my office went on a pie run last week (without telling me) and came back with 3 or 4, one for lunch and the rest for the family. I was not best pleased
  • Shikasama 13 Dec 2012 15:44:14 6,276 posts
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    You should have shit on his desk in retaliation pete.

    Effect AND the rest of the office would respect you
  • mal 13 Dec 2012 15:44:49 21,939 posts
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    I don't understand why you're filling your faces with turkey sandwiches already. Surely you'll be fed up of them by the day after boxing day anyway?

    Edited by mal at 15:45:24 13-12-2012

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Gambit1977 13 Dec 2012 15:45:19 9,543 posts
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    I had an M&S Christmas Soup today, it was gross. Far too herby.
  • smoothpete 13 Dec 2012 15:47:35 31,017 posts
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    Gambit1977 wrote:
    I had an M&S Christmas Soup today, it was gross. Far too herby.
    Christmas soup? What was christmassy about it?
  • Shikasama 13 Dec 2012 15:52:26 6,276 posts
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    Reindeer chunks
  • SolidSCB 13 Dec 2012 15:55:30 5,822 posts
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    I learned all I needed to know about Christmas sandwiches from Friends. Turkey sandwich complete with 'moist maker'. Once you've gone out of your way to make one you'll never go back.
  • Gambit1977 13 Dec 2012 15:58:37 9,543 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Gambit1977 wrote:
    I had an M&S Christmas Soup today, it was gross. Far too herby.
    Christmas soup? What was christmassy about it?
    I had to unwrap it?

    It was turkey, sage and onion, parsnip, potato and pork...but just tasted of half a ton of sage.
    It was kinda like a Greggs festive thing without the pastry.
  • skuzzbag 13 Dec 2012 16:03:52 5,482 posts
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    One word people.

    STUFFING
  • Deckard1 13 Dec 2012 16:06:22 25,406 posts
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    Santas cock in a hotdog bun.

    Called it

  • SolidSCB 13 Dec 2012 16:06:46 5,822 posts
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    Yeah but do you make it yourself? Because if it's that Paxo shit, 2000 years of history says you're a know nothing little nonce.
  • smoothpete 13 Dec 2012 16:11:17 31,017 posts
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    I've tried making my own sage and onion stuffing, it did NOT work. Can't go wrong with a bit of paxo
  • Deckard1 13 Dec 2012 16:12:41 25,406 posts
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    Am I the only one who finds christmas food a bit shit?

    Called it

  • imamazed 13 Dec 2012 16:13:16 5,450 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Santas cock in a hotdog bun.

    The classic nob/sausage joke with a festive twist
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