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  • sport 10 Dec 2012 09:13:47 12,758 posts
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    Meggings are coming
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 10 Dec 2012 09:19:23 38,355 posts
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    Advanced warning: If I catch any of you wearing these, expect my steel-toed boots to make violent contact with the shriveled raisins you call testicles.

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  • JuanKerr 10 Dec 2012 09:23:07 36,280 posts
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    I wonder how long it well be before it is uber fashionable to become a eunuch.
  • Fab4 10 Dec 2012 09:24:32 6,092 posts
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    I will freely admit to wearing black woolen tights on occasions when I've been out coarse fishing in Winter. I did have the decency to wear trousers over the top of them though :D
  • sport 10 Dec 2012 09:26:22 12,758 posts
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    @Fab4 - Wuss! Not man enough to show the legs eh???
  • mrpon 10 Dec 2012 09:34:48 29,002 posts
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    Smeggings more like, after a days use.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • elstoof 10 Dec 2012 09:36:20 7,517 posts
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    I've seen this with my own eyes, just before I clawed them out with my bare hands. They were those shiny wet look ones too, the dude must have been laying a trap.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 09:42:14 23,697 posts
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    The female version is just as stupidly named, but they are super, super comfortable. Unless you have legs you're ashamed of, why the hell not?

    Not for 300 quid though, you're a fucking mug if you pay that much for legwear of any description, with the possible exception of full plate armour.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • GuiltySpark 10 Dec 2012 09:44:58 6,401 posts
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    Tights of any sort should be banned, when fat girls get their grubby mits on them it all goes to hell.

    Get bent.

  • LeoliansBro 10 Dec 2012 09:47:49 44,420 posts
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    Funnily enough, I was in Doncaster on Friday feeling like shit and the freezing wind was going straight through me. I did find myself in M&S contemplating buying a pair of woollen tights to put on under my trousers.

    I walked away when I realised I was considering 'silhouette' tights 'to flatter your figure'...

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 09:50:00 23,697 posts
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    This development does pave the way for the return of these though, which is a downside.

    That aside, you lot have been slowly turning into moisturising, waxing, perfume-wearing, moustacheless girls for the last few decades anyway, why fight it? =)

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • nickthegun 10 Dec 2012 09:50:44 60,159 posts
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    How are these different to those knacker crushing emo jeans?

    Also, I have a pair of thermal long johns that I wear under jeans when its sub zero. My dad am disappoint but they keep me warm.

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  • Deleted user 10 December 2012 09:51:02
    Bunch of women. Really men wear their kilts in this weather.

    IT'S NOT A SKIRT!
  • Murbal 10 Dec 2012 09:52:34 22,272 posts
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    mehggings.
  • LeoliansBro 10 Dec 2012 09:53:14 44,420 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    This development does pave the way for the return of these though, which is a downside.

    That aside, you lot have been slowly turning into moisturising, waxing, perfume-wearing, moustacheless girls for the last few decades anyway, why fight it? =)
    It's a response to the rise of the lager swilling, farts in public, tits out in the nightclub, chubster skag slag ladettes roaming middle England. Which do you prefer?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • elstoof 10 Dec 2012 09:54:13 7,517 posts
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    Heh, perfume was intended to be worn by men before girls took hold of it. Stick to your delicate soliflores women.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 09:56:00 23,697 posts
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    Both lads and ladettes are equally unappetising in behaviour, really - and you know I'm only teasing =)

    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • RyanDS 10 Dec 2012 09:57:20 9,436 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Both lads and ladettes are equally unappetising in behaviour, really - and you know I'm only teasing =)

    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
    Agreed.

    Apart from those retards who wear their trousers around their knees. I love it when they have to run or something and fail miserably.

    GET A FUCKING BELT YOU BASTARD!
  • SpaceDave3000 10 Dec 2012 09:57:37 78,280 posts
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    This is but a skip and a jump away from mantyhose.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • sport 10 Dec 2012 09:59:23 12,758 posts
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    These could be the ideal EG Secret Santa gift. Just sayin...
  • ZuluHero 10 Dec 2012 10:00:55 4,175 posts
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    Wow cool! All we need now is a puffy doublet, jerkin and a ruff for maximum effect! ;)

    Edited by ZuluHero at 10:59:26 10-12-2012
  • elstoof 10 Dec 2012 10:01:14 7,517 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
    It's more the fact that web I'm following some sexy cutlet and with shrink to fit wet look leggings wrapping a peach of an arse, long tousled hair cascading over shoulders like an exotic waterfall, the smell of vanilla and narcissus filling my nostrils, it's a touch confusing when they turn around to reveal a face like Robert De Niro.
  • sport 10 Dec 2012 10:02:16 12,758 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    MetalDog wrote:
    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
    It's more the fact that web I'm following some sexy cutlet and with shrink to fit wet look leggings wrapping a peach of an arse, long tousled hair cascading over shoulders like an exotic waterfall, the smell of vanilla and narcissus filling my nostrils, it's a touch confusing when they turn around to reveal a face like Robert De Niro.
    Would
  • elstoof 10 Dec 2012 10:04:17 7,517 posts
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    By the time I've got him undressed back at my place I find myself questioning my whole life to that point.
  • sport 10 Dec 2012 10:06:21 12,758 posts
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    But Robert de Niro's waiting, talking Italian...
  • LeoliansBro 10 Dec 2012 10:12:31 44,420 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
    Yep, but we got those licked centuries ago, hence we've had a chance to refine the designs.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Razz 10 Dec 2012 10:39:24 61,288 posts
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    So Longjohns are back in fashion? Cool.

    /goes up to loft

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  • Razz 10 Dec 2012 10:40:10 61,288 posts
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    Oh and btw, anything good enough for Robin Hood is good enough for me. :p

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  • Rusty_M 10 Dec 2012 10:42:46 4,706 posts
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    No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

    If I want to show my legs, I'll wear a kilt, shorts, or nothing at all!

    Any of those are far better than "meggings" (a word I hate as much as revengeance)

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Razz 10 Dec 2012 10:43:58 61,288 posts
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