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sport 10,903 posts
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Advanced warning: If I catch any of you wearing these, expect my steel-toed boots to make violent contact with the shriveled raisins you call testicles.Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
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JuanKerr 35,451 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI wonder how long it well be before it is uber fashionable to become a eunuch. -
Fab4 5,298 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI will freely admit to wearing black woolen tights on occasions when I've been out coarse fishing in Winter. I did have the decency to wear trousers over the top of them though
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sport 10,903 posts
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Registered 7 years ago@Fab4 - Wuss! Not man enough to show the legs eh??? -
mrpon 24,058 posts
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Registered 6 years agoSmeggings more like, after a days use. -
elstoof 4,420 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI've seen this with my own eyes, just before I clawed them out with my bare hands. They were those shiny wet look ones too, the dude must have been laying a trap. -
MetalDog 23,448 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThe female version is just as stupidly named, but they are super, super comfortable. Unless you have legs you're ashamed of, why the hell not?
Not for 300 quid though, you're a fucking mug if you pay that much for legwear of any description, with the possible exception of full plate armour.-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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GuiltySpark 5,913 posts
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Registered 8 years agoTights of any sort should be banned, when fat girls get their grubby mits on them it all goes to hell.Get bent.
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LeoliansBro 35,086 posts
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Registered 7 years agoFunnily enough, I was in Doncaster on Friday feeling like shit and the freezing wind was going straight through me. I did find myself in M&S contemplating buying a pair of woollen tights to put on under my trousers.
I walked away when I realised I was considering 'silhouette' tights 'to flatter your figure'...LB, you really are a massive geek.
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MetalDog 23,448 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThis development does pave the way for the return of these though, which is a downside.
That aside, you lot have been slowly turning into moisturising, waxing, perfume-wearing, moustacheless girls for the last few decades anyway, why fight it? =)-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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nickthegun 44,453 posts
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Registered 7 years agoHow are these different to those knacker crushing emo jeans?
Also, I have a pair of thermal long johns that I wear under jeans when its sub zero. My dad am disappoint but they keep me warm.---------------------------------------------------------
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mowgli 31,850 posts
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Registered 7 years agoBunch of women. Really men wear their kilts in this weather.
IT'S NOT A SKIRT!Pissy pants.
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Murbal 19,394 posts
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LeoliansBro 35,086 posts
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Registered 7 years agoMetalDog wrote:
It's a response to the rise of the lager swilling, farts in public, tits out in the nightclub, chubster skag slag ladettes roaming middle England. Which do you prefer?
This development does pave the way for the return of these though, which is a downside.
That aside, you lot have been slowly turning into moisturising, waxing, perfume-wearing, moustacheless girls for the last few decades anyway, why fight it? =)LB, you really are a massive geek.
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elstoof 4,420 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHeh, perfume was intended to be worn by men before girls took hold of it. Stick to your delicate soliflores women. -
MetalDog 23,448 posts
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Registered 11 years agoBoth lads and ladettes are equally unappetising in behaviour, really - and you know I'm only teasing =)
It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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RyanDS 7,633 posts
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Registered 5 years agoMetalDog wrote:
Agreed.
Both lads and ladettes are equally unappetising in behaviour, really - and you know I'm only teasing =)
It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
Apart from those retards who wear their trousers around their knees. I love it when they have to run or something and fail miserably.
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Dirtbox 73,664 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThis is but a skip and a jump away from mantyhose.+1 / Like / Tweet this post
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sport 10,903 posts
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Registered 7 years agoThese could be the ideal EG Secret Santa gift. Just sayin... -
ZuluHero 2,538 posts
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Registered 7 years agoWow cool! All we need now is a puffy doublet, jerkin and a ruff for maximum effect!
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elstoof 4,420 posts
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Registered 8 years agoMetalDog wrote:
It's more the fact that web I'm following some sexy cutlet and with shrink to fit wet look leggings wrapping a peach of an arse, long tousled hair cascading over shoulders like an exotic waterfall, the smell of vanilla and narcissus filling my nostrils, it's a touch confusing when they turn around to reveal a face like Robert De Niro.
It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration. -
sport 10,903 posts
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Registered 7 years agoelstoof wrote:
WouldMetalDog wrote:
It's more the fact that web I'm following some sexy cutlet and with shrink to fit wet look leggings wrapping a peach of an arse, long tousled hair cascading over shoulders like an exotic waterfall, the smell of vanilla and narcissus filling my nostrils, it's a touch confusing when they turn around to reveal a face like Robert De Niro.
It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration. -
elstoof 4,420 posts
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Registered 8 years agoBy the time I've got him undressed back at my place I find myself questioning my whole life to that point. -
sport 10,903 posts
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LeoliansBro 35,086 posts
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Registered 7 years agoMetalDog wrote:
Yep, but we got those licked centuries ago, hence we've had a chance to refine the designs.
It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.LB, you really are a massive geek.
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Razz 57,918 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSo Longjohns are back in fashion? Cool.
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Razz 57,918 posts
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Registered 11 years agoOh and btw, anything good enough for Robin Hood is good enough for me.
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Rusty_M 3,603 posts
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Registered 6 years agoNo. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
If I want to show my legs, I'll wear a kilt, shorts, or nothing at all!
Any of those are far better than "meggings" (a word I hate as much as revengeance)The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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