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  • sport 10 Dec 2012 09:13:47 13,085 posts
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    Meggings are coming
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 10 Dec 2012 09:19:23 42,575 posts
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    Advanced warning: If I catch any of you wearing these, expect my steel-toed boots to make violent contact with the shriveled raisins you call testicles.
  • JuanKerr 10 Dec 2012 09:23:07 36,965 posts
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    I wonder how long it well be before it is uber fashionable to become a eunuch.
  • Fab4 10 Dec 2012 09:24:32 6,791 posts
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    I will freely admit to wearing black woolen tights on occasions when I've been out coarse fishing in Winter. I did have the decency to wear trousers over the top of them though :D
  • sport 10 Dec 2012 09:26:22 13,085 posts
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    @Fab4 - Wuss! Not man enough to show the legs eh???
  • mrpon 10 Dec 2012 09:34:48 30,710 posts
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    Smeggings more like, after a days use.
  • elstoof 10 Dec 2012 09:36:20 9,967 posts
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    I've seen this with my own eyes, just before I clawed them out with my bare hands. They were those shiny wet look ones too, the dude must have been laying a trap.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 09:42:14 23,928 posts
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    The female version is just as stupidly named, but they are super, super comfortable. Unless you have legs you're ashamed of, why the hell not?

    Not for 300 quid though, you're a fucking mug if you pay that much for legwear of any description, with the possible exception of full plate armour.
  • GuiltySpark 10 Dec 2012 09:44:58 6,626 posts
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    Tights of any sort should be banned, when fat girls get their grubby mits on them it all goes to hell.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 09:50:00 23,928 posts
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    This development does pave the way for the return of these though, which is a downside.

    That aside, you lot have been slowly turning into moisturising, waxing, perfume-wearing, moustacheless girls for the last few decades anyway, why fight it? =)
  • nickthegun 10 Dec 2012 09:50:44 64,517 posts
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    How are these different to those knacker crushing emo jeans?

    Also, I have a pair of thermal long johns that I wear under jeans when its sub zero. My dad am disappoint but they keep me warm.
  • Deleted user 10 December 2012 09:51:02
    Bunch of women. Really men wear their kilts in this weather.

    IT'S NOT A SKIRT!
  • Murbs 10 Dec 2012 09:52:34 23,006 posts
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    mehggings.
  • elstoof 10 Dec 2012 09:54:13 9,967 posts
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    Heh, perfume was intended to be worn by men before girls took hold of it. Stick to your delicate soliflores women.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 09:56:00 23,928 posts
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    Both lads and ladettes are equally unappetising in behaviour, really - and you know I'm only teasing =)

    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
  • RyanDS 10 Dec 2012 09:57:20 10,703 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Both lads and ladettes are equally unappetising in behaviour, really - and you know I'm only teasing =)

    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
    Agreed.

    Apart from those retards who wear their trousers around their knees. I love it when they have to run or something and fail miserably.

    GET A FUCKING BELT YOU BASTARD!
  • Dirtbox 10 Dec 2012 09:57:37 82,267 posts
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    This is but a skip and a jump away from mantyhose.
  • sport 10 Dec 2012 09:59:23 13,085 posts
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    These could be the ideal EG Secret Santa gift. Just sayin...
  • ZuluHero 10 Dec 2012 10:00:55 4,676 posts
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    Wow cool! All we need now is a puffy doublet, jerkin and a ruff for maximum effect! ;)

    Edited by ZuluHero at 10:59:26 10-12-2012
  • elstoof 10 Dec 2012 10:01:14 9,967 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
    It's more the fact that web I'm following some sexy cutlet and with shrink to fit wet look leggings wrapping a peach of an arse, long tousled hair cascading over shoulders like an exotic waterfall, the smell of vanilla and narcissus filling my nostrils, it's a touch confusing when they turn around to reveal a face like Robert De Niro.
  • sport 10 Dec 2012 10:02:16 13,085 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    MetalDog wrote:
    It is weird how bent out of shape people can get over the style of cloth people drape over their nakedness though, don't you think? Warm/cool enough and comfortable/practical enough ought to be the biggest consideration.
    It's more the fact that web I'm following some sexy cutlet and with shrink to fit wet look leggings wrapping a peach of an arse, long tousled hair cascading over shoulders like an exotic waterfall, the smell of vanilla and narcissus filling my nostrils, it's a touch confusing when they turn around to reveal a face like Robert De Niro.
    Would
  • elstoof 10 Dec 2012 10:04:17 9,967 posts
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    By the time I've got him undressed back at my place I find myself questioning my whole life to that point.
  • sport 10 Dec 2012 10:06:21 13,085 posts
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    But Robert de Niro's waiting, talking Italian...
  • Razz 10 Dec 2012 10:39:24 62,320 posts
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    So Longjohns are back in fashion? Cool.

    /goes up to loft
  • Razz 10 Dec 2012 10:40:10 62,320 posts
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    Oh and btw, anything good enough for Robin Hood is good enough for me. :p
  • Rusty_M 10 Dec 2012 10:42:46 5,481 posts
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    No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

    If I want to show my legs, I'll wear a kilt, shorts, or nothing at all!

    Any of those are far better than "meggings" (a word I hate as much as revengeance)
  • Razz 10 Dec 2012 10:43:58 62,320 posts
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