The Spike Milligan Appreciation Thread.

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  • Deleted user 3 December 2012 11:18:52
    'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
    And every desk was shut
    When suddenly from the alphabet
    Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

    Said A to B, "I don't like C;
    His manners are a lack.
    For all I ever see of C
    Is a semi-circular back!"

    "I disagree," said D to B,
    "I've never found C so.
    From where I stand he seems to be
    An uncompleted O."

    C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed,
    You criticise my shape.
    I'm made like that, to help spell Cat
    And Cow and Cool and Cape."

    "He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!"
    Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'ooray!"
    "You're dropping me," roared H to G.
    "Don't do it please I pray."

    "Out of my way," LL said to K.
    "I'll make poor I look ILL."
    To stop this stunt J stood in front,
    And presto! ILL was JILL.

    "U know," said V, "that W
    Is twice the age of me.
    For as a Roman V is five
    I'm half as young as he."

    X and Y yawned sleepily,
    "Look at the time!" they said.
    "Let's all get off to beddy byes."
    They did, then "Z-z-z."
  • billythekid 3 Dec 2012 11:24:14 11,397 posts
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    On the Ning Nang Nong
    Where the Cows go Bong!
    And the Monkeys all say Boo!
    There's a Nong Nang Ning
    Where the trees go Ping!
    And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
    On the Nong Ning Nang
    All the mice go Clang!
    And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
    So it's Ning Nang Nong!
    Cows go Bong!
    Nong Nang Ning!
    Trees go Ping!
    Nong Ning Nang!
    The mice go Clang!

    What a noisy place to belong,
    Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
  • jamievilla 3 Dec 2012 11:30:14 596 posts
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    For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string
  • mal 3 Dec 2012 12:50:02 22,830 posts
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    I've fallen in the water!

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Deleted user 3 December 2012 12:51:30
    I found the first two war memoirs in my room last night, i didn't realise there were 7 of them. So going to read them again, and buy the rest soon. Anyone else read them?
  • ModishNouns 3 Dec 2012 12:55:00 4,664 posts
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    joelstinton wrote:
    I found the first two war memoirs in my room last night, i didn't realise there were 7 of them. So going to read them again, and buy the rest soon. Anyone else read them?
    Yes. It was a long time ago but I remember they are superb books :)
  • LeoliansBro 3 Dec 2012 13:04:41 44,956 posts
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    Hitler and My Part in His Downfall is a great title.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

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