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  • mrpon 20 Nov 2012 08:56:04 28,474 posts
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    Surely you could knock one out in the hospital toilet?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Vortex808 20 Nov 2012 09:32:49 6,967 posts
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    Rhythm wrote:
    It was like a spunky episode of 24 that went on for four fucking months.
    :D I never thought I'd ever read those words in that order *ever*!
  • Salaman 20 Nov 2012 10:05:27 18,870 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Chemo therapy often renders one sterile. I am still fully functional even flying on one engine, but I have no idea if I am now sterile. I should really get it checked out I suppose.
    Fuck a nubile young girl 3 times a day for 3 days around the time she's ovulating every month for 6 months. If she gets pregnant you're not sterile.
  • Pinky_Floyd 25 Nov 2012 22:16:39 7,423 posts
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    I got my letter from the hospital with my appointment times.

    Letter says they don't do vasectomys during pregnancy. Or within 6 months of the birth of a child.

    I'm super puzzled by this for several reasons.
  • Maturin 25 Nov 2012 22:23:44 2,890 posts
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    I guess they think if something goes wrong you might want to try again.

    That certainly would be applicable to events in my life.
  • Pinky_Floyd 25 Nov 2012 22:25:32 7,423 posts
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    Maturin wrote:
    I guess they think if something goes wrong you might want to try again.

    That certainly would be applicable to events in my life.
    My wife is due around xmas.

    Edit: Due with child, not due to visit or anything like that.

    Edited by Pinky_Floyd at 22:28:23 25-11-2012
  • mrpon 25 Nov 2012 23:19:00 28,474 posts
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    Bang goes my Thai bride joke. Now, where is that match.com thread?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Carlo 25 Nov 2012 23:29:31 17,948 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    jonsaan wrote:
    Chemo therapy often renders one sterile. I am still fully functional even flying on one engine, but I have no idea if I am now sterile. I should really get it checked out I suppose.
    Fuck a nubile young girl 3 times a day for 3 days around the time she's ovulating every month for 6 months. If she gets pregnant you're not sterile.
    Null Hypothesis For. The. Win.

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 12:56:27 7,423 posts
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    Nice hospital. All obs complete and changed into gown. Pity about the hour and a half I have to wait.

    Also, am hungry. Need to stop watching come dine with me. can't eat till after the op.

    Sausages wont be on the menu. Or noodles.
  • localnotail 27 Nov 2012 13:34:40 23,093 posts
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    Have you apologised to your balls yet?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 27 Nov 2012 13:36:40 6,654 posts
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    Pinky_Floyd wrote:
    Nice hospital. All obs complete and changed into gown. Pity about the hour and a half I have to wait.

    Also, am hungry. Need to stop watching come dine with me. can't eat till after the op.

    Sausages wont be on the menu. Or noodles.
    Are the noodles meant to be your pubes? Only thing I can think of.
  • Vortex808 27 Nov 2012 13:39:46 6,967 posts
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    The noodles represent the tubes that get snipped I think.

    /winces at the thought
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 27 Nov 2012 13:40:24 6,654 posts
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    Ah right. Sorry I asked tbh :D
  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 14:02:46 7,423 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Have you apologised to your balls yet?
    Many times. I speak to them on a regular basis. We are good friends.
  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 14:04:33 7,423 posts
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    bitch_tits_zero_nine wrote:
    Ah right. Sorry I asked tbh :D
    Quite :/
  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 17:08:17 7,423 posts
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    All done. No pain yet but they are a tiny bit concerned about the blood and wont let me go until it stops bleeding. Bit weird to see my nuts bleeding.

    Tea and toast was awesome and many nurses are looking at my todger, obviously using the bleeding as an excuse too see this monster.

    All 4 inches of it.
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    Pics
  • mrpon 27 Nov 2012 17:11:57 28,474 posts
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    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 17:15:50 7,423 posts
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    Boab wrote:
    Pics
    Don't tempt me. Don't want to put folk off their dinner though.
  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 17:17:09 7,423 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    http://petemillson.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/tea-and-toast.jpg
    I got lovely granary bread with real butter!
  • oceanmotion 27 Nov 2012 17:19:25 15,662 posts
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    Did you get waxed first?
  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 17:33:18 7,423 posts
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    oceanmotion wrote:
    Did you get waxed first?
    I had a shave last night. Kinda glad given the amount of ogling going on here.
  • Salaman 27 Nov 2012 18:24:10 18,870 posts
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    Pinky_Floyd wrote:
    Tea and toast was awesome and many nurses are looking at my todger, obviously using the bleeding as an excuse too see this monster.

    All 4 inches of it.
  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 19:20:28 7,423 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Pinky_Floyd wrote:
    Tea and toast was awesome and many nurses are looking at my todger, obviously using the bleeding as an excuse too see this monster.

    All 4 inches of it.
    http://www.omgblog.com/images/small-penis-thumb.jpg
    Nearly choked on my Ribena there.

    Oddly, I don't have any pain. None whatsoever.

    That's not a complaint btw.
  • Vortex808 27 Nov 2012 21:52:07 6,967 posts
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    You got your plums in a bucket of ice yet p_f, or are the painkillers still doing their business?
  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 22:00:42 7,423 posts
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    Vortex808 wrote:
    You got your plums in a bucket of ice yet p_f, or are the painkillers still doing their business?
    No pain whatsoever. The big scare was when the nurse lifted the bedsheets to check all was ok and it looked like a scene from Hostel, blood everywhere :(

    Am taking co codamol and resting and will do same tomorrow. Unless far cry 3 arrives.
  • Vortex808 27 Nov 2012 22:02:05 6,967 posts
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    Glad to hear it!

    All the best for the recovery and some time off work to enjoy FC3 to boot. :)
  • Pinky_Floyd 27 Nov 2012 22:05:08 7,423 posts
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    Thanks! where's my chocs?
  • Pinky_Floyd 29 Nov 2012 10:31:50 7,423 posts
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    Holy crap what a bruise! A baseball bat wouldn't have done as much damage :/
  • S.J.Rogers 29 Nov 2012 10:42:09 3,557 posts
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    :( Mine next Friday..!
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