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  • Pinky_Floyd 19 Jul 2013 11:48:55 7,680 posts
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    8 months for me and I still don't know if I'm clear.
  • Benno 19 Jul 2013 11:49:11 9,841 posts
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    Reading this thread gives me a really uncomfortable tingle in my balls
  • Pinky_Floyd 19 Jul 2013 12:02:08 7,680 posts
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    Benno wrote:
    Reading this thread gives me a really uncomfortable tingle in my balls
    Hang on, you're a bloke?!?!?!?
  • Tricky 19 Jul 2013 12:19:11 4,374 posts
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    @ZuluHero - you won't hear anything about the first sample. They only let you know once they've received the second so they can compare the two.
  • Benno 19 Jul 2013 12:19:59 9,841 posts
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    Pinky_Floyd wrote:
    Benno wrote:
    Reading this thread gives me a really uncomfortable tingle in my balls
    Hang on, you're a bloke?!?!?!?
    :S
  • ZuluHero 19 Jul 2013 12:35:44 4,099 posts
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    @Tricky Ahh thanks! I'll wait for them to play 'spot the difference' then ;)
  • ZuluHero 19 Jul 2013 12:40:36 4,099 posts
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    @Tricky BTW, this is how your message showed up in my inbox..



    "The all new Premier league" - is this some sort of elite competition for vasectomised men? ;)
  • Pinky_Floyd 23 Jul 2013 00:19:13 7,680 posts
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    Its official.  Im sterile.

    /has a little party
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    Still waiting to hear from the specialist.

    : (
  • ZuluHero 3 Aug 2013 22:19:09 4,099 posts
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    Pinky_Floyd wrote:
    Its official.  Im sterile.

    /has a little party
    Me too! Letter in the post today! I can't mess up the human race any further, so if anyone asks, its not my fault! :p

    Strangely liberating isn't it? :)
  • Pinky_Floyd 3 Aug 2013 22:26:41 7,680 posts
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    Gratz!  Welcome to the no more jiffy club, ever.  Unless you arent in a loving and monogomous relationship, you might still want to use one to avoid a trip to the GUM clinic ;)
  • ZuluHero 3 Aug 2013 22:35:08 4,099 posts
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    Heh, yeah of course. I'm responsible. Mostly ;)

    Joking aside, i'm just glad I don't have to go back and have it redone again. It wasn't a bad experience, far from it really, but once was enough (and i'm glad once was all it took)

    Now i'm off to wake the OH! /wicked smile ;)
  • Deleted user 19 August 2013 15:12:41
    Five months from my Doctors app and I still haven't had a letter from the specialist, let alone a date for the snip.

    Chased my docs AGAIN today.

    At this rate, I'll call my third child 'waiting list'.
  • Deleted user 4 September 2013 17:03:09
    Got my letter at last !

    bdaggers gets neutered on 20/9/13

    Yee ha !
  • Pinky_Floyd 4 Sep 2013 21:25:32 7,680 posts
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    Shooty shooty blank blank. 
  • Whizzo 4 Sep 2013 22:44:37 43,088 posts
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    Having the snip just before the EG Expo always goes well.

    I wish you good luck!

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  • Deleted user 6 September 2013 16:57:50
    @Whizzo

    Thanks for the good luck.

    (I'm skipping the expo this year)
  • Deleted user 6 September 2013 16:58:33
    Whizzo wrote:
    At least you're not doing it the week before the EG Expo, unlike someone I could mention.
    I see what you did there !
  • thedaveeyres 6 Sep 2013 17:02:22 10,875 posts
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    Have it performed live on the Surgeon Simulator 2013 stand. I bet they'd pay for it.

    D****** ******r

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  • Deleted user 6 September 2013 21:10:19
    Whizzo wrote:
    Having the snip just before the EG Expo always goes well.
    Urgh, don't remind me. I was hellishly sore that day :-(
  • Deleted user 17 September 2013 21:55:59
    Rough as a badgers arse.

    Smooth as a bdaggers ball bag.
  • Salaman 18 Sep 2013 12:51:51 18,957 posts
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    I thought it wasn't until Friday?
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 06:42:06
    It's this morning, but I was commenting on my pre-op, beshaven ball bag.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 08:25:09
    Live blogging from the docs waiting room.
  • Salaman 20 Sep 2013 08:40:46 18,957 posts
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    You had to go in to get it shaven? You shaved it yourself? Don't they shave it for you?
    I'd like them to shave it for me I think.
    Did you use your electric razer on it? Or a good old fashioned Gilette knife?

    Good luck this morning.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 08:45:58
    20 ml Tamazapan taken, expect mellowness soon ....
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 08:48:24
    Thanks for the best wishes.

    FYI I shaved my own ball bag with a regular disposable razor on Tuesday. They ask you to do it two to three days before hand, in case you cut yourself, so it can heal in the interim.

    Doc told me many guys come in after using hair removing cream, ball bags look like microwave chicken.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 08:49:01
    Radio 2 on the PA is making me uncomfortable though.
  • Salaman 20 Sep 2013 08:51:27 18,957 posts
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    Will you posting from the theatre as well? Maybe a live stream?
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