Tuesday week - I'm a wuss so opted for general anaesthetic.
Post all your horror stories here >
Post all your horror stories here >
Stop! Vasectomy time!
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Pinky_Floyd 2,335 posts
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Whizzo 41,097 posts
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Registered 11 years agoAt least you're not doing it the week before the EG Expo, unlike someone I could mention.This space left intentionally blank.
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Aargh. 11,132 posts
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Registered 2 years agoFruit?After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys
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DUFFMAN5 11,427 posts
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Registered 9 years agoHave we not just done this thread ? I defo posted my story."Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"
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robthehermit 3,353 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI had it done about 10 years ago at the ripe old age of 29. There's nothing to it. It's a bit unsettling lying there while a doctor heads towards your knackers with a syringe and a scalpel. You'll be a bit tender for a few days, your sack will look mightily impressive as well. Just don't look underneath, yellow and purple destroys the massive balls illusion.GT: robthehermit
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saintedd 197 posts
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Registered 5 years agoHad it done a few years back too was able to walk and drive home a couple hours after the op. One peice of advice would be get a good pillow and sleep with it between your legs for a couple of days. -
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Then a bad image of a claw hammer and testicles.
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Vortex808 5,350 posts
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Registered 5 years agoWhy is this in the Sport section? Due to them playing with balls?
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ZuluHero 2,531 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI'm thinking of having it done maybe soon. I've heard some right horror stories though but, if I were to remain objective, you're only gonna hear the negative on the internet.
One thing I might get checked is my sperm count as I hear that people that over produce tend to end up with more dull pains in that, erm, area.
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Tricky 4,038 posts
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Registered 11 years agoMost important thing to remember is to do feck all for the first two days - and I mean feck all. I got to spend two days reading books and catching up on some games whilst everyone got on with their shit around me. Bliss. -
robthehermit 3,353 posts
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Registered 9 years agoVortex808 wrote:
Speaking of which, as a bonus, you'll be told that you have to knock several out before you go back for your sperm test. It's like a licence to wank.
Why is this in the Sport section? Due to them playing with balls?
/gets coatGT: robthehermit
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Pinky_Floyd 2,335 posts
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Registered 4 years agoTricky wrote:
You reckon I will need a couple of days off work?
Most important thing to remember is to do feck all for the first two days - and I mean feck all. I got to spend two days reading books and catching up on some games whilst everyone got on with their shit around me. Bliss. -
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You will struggle being active afterwards.
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Pinky_Floyd 2,335 posts
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Registered 4 years agoTrafford wrote:
Can I crack one off if I get bored?
@Pinky_Floyd
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Ultrasoundwave 2,828 posts
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Registered 3 years agoMaybe im being naive or maybe im a little dull, but why would anyone do this to themselves!?
Does it make you more aerodynamic or something?"Look at banner Michael!"
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robthehermit 3,353 posts
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Registered 9 years agoPinky_Floyd wrote:
See above. Not only can you do it if you get bored, you'll be under doctors orders to do so. The mix of pleasure and pain is quite nice.Trafford wrote:
Can I crack one off if I get bored?
@Pinky_Floyd
You will struggle being active afterwards.
2 days rest should see you through the worst .GT: robthehermit
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IT HURTS SO GOOD!
I need to get myself done actually.
@Ultrasoundwave after my missus loses two kids before we had ours and all the chemicals and hormones she no longer wants to be on the pill. We don't want any 'accidents' and condoms are shit.
We also don't want any more children, our little boy is enough. The only slight worry, which I don't even want to think about, is if something happened to him...You dare to strike Scurrcules!?
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robthehermit 3,353 posts
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Registered 9 years ago@eatmycow It depends on the person. In my case, I never wanted kids, and following my girlfriend of the time 'accidentally' getting pregnant I saw to it that there would never be anymore. Also, people getting together who have already done the whole children thing in previous relationships and don't want to risk it.GT: robthehermit
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Razz 57,903 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSo erm... what happens when you er... you know. Climax. What comes out? just air?--------------------------------------------------------------------
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robthehermit 3,353 posts
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Registered 9 years agoRazz wrote:
Semen. Lots and lots of semen. Just without any of those annoying wriggly little fuckers in it.
So erm... what happens when you er... you know. Climax. What comes out? just air?GT: robthehermit
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Ultrasoundwave 2,828 posts
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Registered 3 years agoRazz wrote:
So erm... what happens when you er... you know. Climax. What comes out? just air?
"Look at banner Michael!"
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Razz 57,903 posts
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Can you climax if you decide to become a woman?
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