Stop! Vasectomy time!

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  • Pinky_Floyd 16 Nov 2012 11:48:01 7,648 posts
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    Tuesday week - I'm a wuss so opted for general anaesthetic.

    Post all your horror stories here >
  • Whizzo 16 Nov 2012 11:48:59 43,057 posts
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    At least you're not doing it the week before the EG Expo, unlike someone I could mention.

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  • Deleted user 16 November 2012 11:50:55
    Fruit?
  • mrpon 16 Nov 2012 11:54:25 28,683 posts
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    Dads Club!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • thedaveeyres 16 Nov 2012 11:54:25 10,806 posts
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    D****** ******r

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  • roz123 16 Nov 2012 11:56:29 7,112 posts
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    The title of this thread should be announced regularly on the Jeremy Kyle show
  • DUFFMAN5 16 Nov 2012 11:59:46 14,522 posts
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    Have we not just done this thread ? I defo posted my story.

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • robthehermit 16 Nov 2012 12:03:41 4,023 posts
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    I had it done about 10 years ago at the ripe old age of 29. There's nothing to it. It's a bit unsettling lying there while a doctor heads towards your knackers with a syringe and a scalpel. You'll be a bit tender for a few days, your sack will look mightily impressive as well. Just don't look underneath, yellow and purple destroys the massive balls illusion.

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  • saintedd 16 Nov 2012 12:12:44 301 posts
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    Had it done a few years back too was able to walk and drive home a couple hours after the op. One peice of advice would be get a good pillow and sleep with it between your legs for a couple of days.
  • fletch7100 16 Nov 2012 12:19:51 7,117 posts
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    Just had an image of MC Hammer singing the title thread instead of Stop Hammer Time

    Then a bad image of a claw hammer and testicles.

    Edited by fletch7100 at 12:20:58 16-11-2012
  • Vortex808 16 Nov 2012 12:28:19 7,037 posts
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    Why is this in the Sport section? Due to them playing with balls?

    /gets coat
  • ZuluHero 16 Nov 2012 12:41:29 4,093 posts
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    I'm thinking of having it done maybe soon. I've heard some right horror stories though but, if I were to remain objective, you're only gonna hear the negative on the internet.

    One thing I might get checked is my sperm count as I hear that people that over produce tend to end up with more dull pains in that, erm, area.

    /blows trumpet
  • Tricky 16 Nov 2012 13:07:39 4,369 posts
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    Most important thing to remember is to do feck all for the first two days - and I mean feck all. I got to spend two days reading books and catching up on some games whilst everyone got on with their shit around me. Bliss.
  • robthehermit 16 Nov 2012 13:20:28 4,023 posts
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    Vortex808 wrote:
    Why is this in the Sport section? Due to them playing with balls?

    /gets coat
    Speaking of which, as a bonus, you'll be told that you have to knock several out before you go back for your sperm test. It's like a licence to wank.

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  • Pinky_Floyd 16 Nov 2012 13:57:19 7,648 posts
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    Tricky wrote:
    Most important thing to remember is to do feck all for the first two days - and I mean feck all. I got to spend two days reading books and catching up on some games whilst everyone got on with their shit around me. Bliss.
    You reckon I will need a couple of days off work?
  • Trafford 16 Nov 2012 14:15:25 5,714 posts
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    @Pinky_Floyd
    You will struggle being active afterwards.
    2 days rest should see you through the worst .
  • Pinky_Floyd 16 Nov 2012 14:23:58 7,648 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    @Pinky_Floyd
    You will struggle being active afterwards.
    2 days rest should see you through the worst .
    Can I crack one off if I get bored?
  • Trafford 16 Nov 2012 14:56:31 5,714 posts
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    If you are a compulsive masturbator, go for it.
  • Ultrasoundwave 16 Nov 2012 15:02:32 3,276 posts
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    Maybe im being naive or maybe im a little dull, but why would anyone do this to themselves!?

    Does it make you more aerodynamic or something?

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • robthehermit 16 Nov 2012 15:03:18 4,023 posts
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    Pinky_Floyd wrote:
    Trafford wrote:
    @Pinky_Floyd
    You will struggle being active afterwards.
    2 days rest should see you through the worst .
    Can I crack one off if I get bored?
    See above. Not only can you do it if you get bored, you'll be under doctors orders to do so. The mix of pleasure and pain is quite nice.

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  • Scurrminator 16 Nov 2012 15:09:13 8,394 posts
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    IT HURTS SO GOOD!
    I need to get myself done actually.
    @Ultrasoundwave after my missus loses two kids before we had ours and all the chemicals and hormones she no longer wants to be on the pill. We don't want any 'accidents' and condoms are shit.
    We also don't want any more children, our little boy is enough. The only slight worry, which I don't even want to think about, is if something happened to him...

    You dare to strike Scurrcules!?

  • robthehermit 16 Nov 2012 15:09:22 4,023 posts
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    @eatmycow It depends on the person. In my case, I never wanted kids, and following my girlfriend of the time 'accidentally' getting pregnant I saw to it that there would never be anymore. Also, people getting together who have already done the whole children thing in previous relationships and don't want to risk it.

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  • Razz 16 Nov 2012 15:10:12 60,989 posts
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    So erm... what happens when you er... you know. Climax. What comes out? just air?

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  • thedaveeyres 16 Nov 2012 15:12:01 10,806 posts
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    @Razz Cyanide gas.

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  • robthehermit 16 Nov 2012 15:17:25 4,023 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    So erm... what happens when you er... you know. Climax. What comes out? just air?
    Semen. Lots and lots of semen. Just without any of those annoying wriggly little fuckers in it.

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  • Ultrasoundwave 16 Nov 2012 15:19:14 3,276 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    So erm... what happens when you er... you know. Climax. What comes out? just air?

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Razz 16 Nov 2012 15:19:28 60,989 posts
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    Ah, so "shooting blanks", I get it now

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  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 16 Nov 2012 15:23:39 6,654 posts
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    Can you climax if you decide to become a woman?
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