Assume the bins for the whole road are pilled up against your front fence. Page 2

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  • Dougs 14 Nov 2012 14:43:45 71,515 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:

    Aren't you getting a little old for nappies, Doug?
    Don't knock it till you've tried it imo
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 14 Nov 2012 14:51:36 16,922 posts
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    skuzzbag wrote:
    Smear yourself in your own shit and stand outside with a baseball bat just before the binmen arrive.
    Also good for free pizza although it usually only works once.

    AVOID

  • nickthegun 14 Nov 2012 16:40:08 63,023 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:

    Some binman has noticed this and the other day a jobsworth was there, waiting for her to tell her that this was effectively flytipping and that she could be prosecuted for it if she continued.
    That is fucking remarkable.

    Edit: I should add my mum does exactly the same, she dumps them in the bin down the beach.
    To be honest, I reckon it was a coincidence but the Mrs was adamant that he was laying in wait for her.

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  • elstoof 14 Nov 2012 16:48:47 9,187 posts
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    My local nursery have to use these massive, ungainly looking recyclable nappies on the babies in their care as the council don't like them filling the landfill with a fuckton on nappies. I imagine some poor sod at the council has to rummage through the bins of the nursery on a regular basis counting how many shit filled nappies they chuck out per week.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 14 Nov 2012 16:51:30 16,922 posts
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    ecosse is on his way to the job centre as we speak

    AVOID

  • Deleted user 14 November 2012 17:03:46
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    "bin politics" - lol.
    It's brilliant isn't it! Thanks Kalel, I never thought of it like that.

    I have calmed down now, some of your replies are making me laugh! Also, quite some macabre ideas (severed heads on fence posts!)
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Nov 2012 17:14:20 41,470 posts
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    Set fire to the rubbish, then complain to the council that someone is waging a hate campaign against you. And claim for the damage done to your fence by the fire.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom

  • mal 14 Nov 2012 17:42:10 23,627 posts
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    Edit: Oh, there's a second page now, is there?

    Edited by mal at 17:42:41 14-11-2012

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • mrpon 14 Nov 2012 17:46:25 30,201 posts
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    If the lid isn't shut it ain't getting emptied, is an amusing rule our council abides by.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • Deleted user 14 November 2012 17:52:21
    mal wrote:
    Edit: Oh, there's a second page now, is there?
    Sure is.

    Everyone wants to talk about "bin politics".

    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Set fire to the rubbish, then complain to the council that someone is waging a hate campaign against you. And claim for the damage done to your fence by the fire.
    Setting fire to things seems to be a popular vote so far.

    /gets zippo

    mrpon wrote:
    If the lid isn't shut it ain't getting emptied, is an amusing rule our council abides by.
    Reminds me of those 'smart' bins.

    Edited by Apostle at 17:54:01 14-11-2012
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