new film idea #3016|
Leia walks into the Cantina Bar, gets drunk and flirts outragiously with everyone in there. Luke, a college student is playing pinball. Gredo reciprocates Leia's flirtatiousness but takes it further and has forceful sex with Leia despite her apparent protestations. Luke, watching and obviously sexually excited, is at first reticent and unsure but once Han eggs him on announcing, 'college boy is next' Luke realises that it's what Leia must've wanted all along and stirs Gredo's porridge.
Leia runs out of the bar, clothes ripped, bleeding and hysterical, straight into a passing landspeeder. she is hospitalised. there she turns to the dark side, transforms into Darth Leia and becomes vegitarian.
the story then continues with her evil campaign of terror across thousands of worlds where she advocates the benefits of healthy living by cutting out meat and warns against the falling standards of food testing of meat products.
Edited by riceNpea at 11:08:31 16-02-2013