Bent as strawberry float. That’s Future for you
Games Journo turns whistle-blower on reviews in twitter Q&A
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Machetazo 6,372 posts
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Registered 8 years agoDoesn't rate CVG/Future culture...Rockstar PR. -
I like the way he flings accusations but keeps very brief and vague about it. It's one of the main signs that someone is talking out their arse.
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Benno 8,411 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAnother reason to trust the overall feeling the text gives you as opposed to some subjective, almost arbitrary index score at the end.
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Ka-blamo 6,453 posts
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Registered 4 years agoEurogamer come out looking good
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the_dudefather 8,125 posts
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Registered 8 years ago'COD earns their scores'
By taking reviewers to a fancy hotel for a few days and only them play the game in a tightly controlled setting?Ask me anything about Dungeon Keeper
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mowgli 31,923 posts
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Registered 7 years agoCod gets good scores because it is fucking brilliant series. In the rush to look as indie as possible everyone seems to forget that.Pissy pants.
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SClaw 826 posts
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Registered 3 years agoThis is interesting. I think some of it is bitter exaggeration, but I know from working in the press myself that ad sales drive absolutely everything. It may not be the case that they physically (metaphorically speaking) lean on you… but you’ll be thinking hard if your article/review is sitting next to the hugely expensive full page ad for the game you just panned.
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Benno 8,411 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI'm not a big fan of COD, but I do agree with Mowgli - what it aims to do, it does very well.
And what was with all the EG plugging?
I wonder where rauper was the night that whistle was blown! ey -
roz123 6,634 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI was surprised this news took so long to get here considering its from a guy who does plenty of work for Eurogamer -
CosmicFuzz 18,820 posts
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Registered 6 years agoWait, strawberry floats are bent? That means the men I was up dancing with at the parade where... -
LeoliansBro 35,125 posts
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Registered 7 years agoSounds like an ex-employee with an axe to grind. He's been 'lent on' but doesn't elaborate, he didn't get paid enough, management are bastards, that sort of thing.
How illuminating.
Edited by LeoliansBro at 09:04:12 11-10-2012LB, you really are a massive geek.
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ED209 377 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@mowgli I agree with this sentiment. I see single player COD like the best modern war action movie we never got. (instead of that Battle LA crap). And online multi-player for me lasted about 10 million times longer than any other game (excl. BF games). If you cuss COD you are an elitist nob.
Instead moan about other high score reviews for games with zero dev effort and fun. ...like. ... not aware of any (but i just read EG). -
I like this guy's reviews here, but he loses points for saying CoD deserves 8s and 9s, when the series couldn't get any more derivative if it tried.
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LeoliansBro 35,125 posts
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Registered 7 years agoDerivative from what, out of interest?LB, you really are a massive geek.
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ED209 wrote:
You must like movies about fighting robots, too.
@mowgli I agree with this sentiment. I see single player COD like the best modern war action movie we never got. -
LeoliansBro wrote:
Itself. Call of Duty isn't football, it isn't FIFA; but it may as well be.
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LeoliansBro 35,125 posts
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Registered 7 years agoCan you be derivative of yourself? Sequels are supposed to be evolutions, after all.LB, you really are a massive geek.
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PearOfAnguish 6,576 posts
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Registered 8 years agoMrTomFTW wrote:
I know for sure he's not wrong about Future or Rockstar. Future is run by idiots (and has been circling the drain for years) and Rockstar PR is notorious for throwing a shit fit when they don't get their own way.
I like the way he flings accusations but keeps very brief and vague about it. It's one of the main signs that someone is talking out their arse.
Ah...and he mentioned Damien Butt. Have some tidbits about him but I don't wanna get sued.
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Tonka 18,168 posts
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Registered 9 years agoRefreshing to see someone say it out loud but hardly any surprises in there.If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.
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LeoliansBro wrote:
Yes. Yes you can.
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ED209 377 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@CaptainQuint Some of the best movies I've ever seen, like Small Soldiers, and. ..Short Circuit? -
CosmicFuzz 18,820 posts
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Registered 6 years agoReal Steel says hello.
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mowgli 31,923 posts
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Registered 7 years agoCurious as to what quint rates as I. Getting an overwhelming sense of fag from his posts.Pissy pants.
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Lowering the tone by spewing YouTube lingo and undermining yourself in the process doesn't win your all important internet arguments, Mowgli. Must try harder.
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roz123 6,634 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI never played the multiplayer which I know is what its really about but CODs single player bored the shit out of me.
Walk to this star on the map, watch this, shoot this bloke, walk to this bit, watch, shoot, walk, scripted fight taptaptaptap, walk, shoot, watch, put a bomb there, run away, watch, shoot, walk.... its all very cinematic but its so scripted that it doesn't involve thinking. -
kalel 76,470 posts
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Registered 10 years agoHeh, finally an actual bit of real legitimacy to the corruption in reviews debate, and the thread becomes a CoD troll. -
ED209 377 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@roz123 Exactly, just like a good action movie. Anyway we should leave this here or the OP will smack our bums for turning the thread into an argument about why COD is better than anything else ever. Answer = Yes. -
bad09 4,623 posts
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Registered 6 years agoNothing new though is it? He's only saying what we all already know. I've worked in press (not gaming to be fair but newspapers) and the simple fact is no matter what a publication tells you ad revenue does run your ship a hell of a lot, big spenders basically tell you what they want you to do and unless you feel comfortable losing a big client therefore big revenue (very few are comfortable with that) you bend over backwards to do what they want. It's why I never take reviews seriously.
Even with EG who I know are adamant nothing dodgy ever goes on (and I like to believe that's the case) I just can't ever truly trust them because I know the power of a pulled ad campaign or lost client.
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ResidentKnievel 5,394 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI love it when a game gets plastered all over EG for weeks then ends up getting a rubbish review scoremorriss wrote: My actual real opinion is very insulting and unhelpful. -
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